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Birthdays are funny and humorous.

1. You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work, but it doesn't matter because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!

2. Some people are moved beyond words, some miss only in their hearts, some friendship is unknown, and some friends last forever! Today is your birthday, send birthday wishes by SMS!

3. A little candlelight, a little affection, a beautiful wine glass and a cup of happiness. May candlelight warm you every year, and may wine delight you every day. The familiar melody is for you, and the sincere blessing is for you: Happy birthday to you!

The spring breeze gently pushed open the window lattice, the stars shone in the atrium, the nightingale quietly swept over the treetops, and the moon slowly turned around the house. I am eager to drink your birthday wine. I wish you health and happiness forever!

5. Unexpected warmth, unexpected touch, unexpected concern, unexpected appreciation, unexpected treasure and unexpected beauty. Accidents are not accidents; Chance is actually a necessity. I greet you with a warm smile, embrace you with tender feelings like water, accompany you with pure sincerity, and bless you with flawless beauty: Happy birthday, dear, and a happy life!

6. Light up the tense air with ease, light up the wet mood with sunshine, light up the wonderful life with time, light up happiness with blessings, pick up happiness and wish you a happy birthday!

7. There are always a few unforgettable days in a year, and there are always a few people in life who are most worth cherishing. On this most romantic and warm day, I want to send my sincere greetings. I hope you will think of me every day, very happy! Happy birthday!

8. A little greeting is my infinite concern for my friends; A gentle blessing is my sincere attachment to my friends; A long heart song is my expectation for my friend's birthday; Happy birthday to friends!

9. Look: There is a heart following you, a pair of eyes staring at you, a true feeling accompanying you, a waiting for you, and a friend wishing you a happy birthday in the distance!

10. The sun is round and made into cakes; The moon is curved and made into a knife; The stars are bright and made into candles; The rainbow is beautiful, decorated with salad; White clouds are patches and made into flowers; Blessing is warm, may your dreams come true; Coupled with the care and love of my family, I carefully brew the most mellow blessing between * * *, wishing you a happy birthday!

1 1. There are endless blessings. Send them a text message! I can't hide my happy mood, so I'll talk to you! A string of beautiful blessings and a deep concern, on this special day, I say to you: Happy birthday!

12. The young man asked the Zen master: What birthday gift can I give my friend to make him think I care? The Zen master pointed to the heart-shaped watch on the wall. The young man mused: You mean no matter what gift you give, as long as you are sincere? The master closed his eyes and said that it was midnight. If you don't bless your friend, his birthday will be over. Dear friends, I hope my wish is not late. Happy birthday!

13. With the strength of my life, I will blow colorful balloons for you, give you a dream of traveling around the world, make cool toys for you with the strength of my heartbeat, and give you a childlike face. Happy birthday.

14. Once a year, I ride a meteor horse to send you my blessing. May your arms be full of gifts, your mobile phone full of blessings, your ears full of blessings, your hands full of blessings, your heart full of temperature, and your birthday enviable. Happy birthday!

15. May your happiness be as broad as the sea; Your good luck is as vast as the starry sky; Your success is as heavy as a mountain; Your happiness is as smart as running water. May my blessing come true: Happy Birthday!

16. On this special day, I wish you happiness, peace and a good mood; I wish you, in this beautiful day, love is sweet and everything goes well; I wish you a happy birthday and happiness!

17. The birth of every creature adds color to this colorful world, and you are the most beautiful one. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

18. Pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in a missing envelope and dedicate it to you-the best day of the year.

19. If life is a speeding car, I wish every post you pass is beautiful, and I wish you are not short of money and keep smiling.

20. SMS is my beating heart, and jumping words are my warm love! Cheerful news sounds? Of course, it is my blessing to you!

2 1. Where there are trees, there are my thoughts; Where there is you, there is my deep blessing. Happy birthday!

22. May blessings surround you in your dream surrounded by spring forever. I wish you all the wishes, bad luck and happiness! Happy birthday!

23. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then, the world has added a touch of attractive color. Happy birthday, my friend!

24. What you have missed is endless, and your caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

25. May blessings haunt you in your colorful life journey and in your dream of always bordering on spring. I wish you happiness! Happy birthday!

26. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

27. Life is not that simple, you can find someone to chat with; Life is not that easy, and my heart is very depressed. Good to have friendship in this world. Happy birthday!

28. Wear healthy beads on your wrist with the chain of time, and you will hold happiness in your hand. Write the song of life with peaceful poems, and you will make happiness grow in your heart. I wish you a happy birthday and your dreams come true!

29. Birthdays are held once a year. Knowing each other in this life, I really have no regrets. Life is full of flavor. Don't worry. Life meets many times. Fate makes the heart snuggle, family always follows, good luck keeps chasing, and good things pile up. Long live the birthday!

30. The ticking of the pendulum is looming, just like I am writing you a blessing intermittently; Time is passing, in this sunny youth, meeting is destiny takes a hand. Meeting you is a kind of fate; Greeting you is a kind of mood; Today is your birthday. We are all unique selves in life. I wish you a happy birthday, happy every day, and be yourself! Come on!