Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - The circle of friends praised its beautiful sentences in a low-key way.

The circle of friends praised its beautiful sentences in a low-key way.

1. Attractive women drive up house prices, such as houses and cars, while unattractive women drive down house prices, such as cars and houses.

I have considered it thoroughly.

A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

The world is eclipsed by me.

I know I'm beautiful, but I'm a little too beautiful.

6. Be knowledgeable when you are a girl, and have experience when you are a woman, so that you can have a good life!

I didn't mean to throw up. I feel dizzy and can't get up.

I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

9. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

10. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I won't give up such a beautiful face.

1 1. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was very angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed me. It's probably about to start.

12. Why? Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

13. Growth is like this, painful and happy. You have to accept all the harm that the world has brought you, and then grow up without fear.

14. My wife said I was ugly, but I didn't think so, because after she was with me, she said why Zhang Dongjian was so ugly.

15. I am pure fiction. If I read it online, I will be cursed!

16. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

17. I can't fly, no matter for whom.

18. One day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!

19. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ..... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

20. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

Friends circle praises their own beautiful sentences in a low key (2)1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

22. I'm used to being uncomfortable, thinking about you, waiting for you, but I've never been used to not seeing you.

23. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

24. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

25. I am handsome, with thin eyes and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

26. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

27. People are not bad, but they are handsome and have no shortcomings!

28. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your handsomeness and beauty.

29. A painting was written wrong at the first stroke and had to be scribbled all the way.

30. I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

3 1. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

32. Hold your hand and drag it away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

I'm tired of being so handsome at this age.

34. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

35. Grandpa has been suffering from glaucoma for more than ten years, and he can't tell whether it is a man or a dog from a meter away. But when I appeared in front of him, the old man burst into tears, closed his eyes and never saw the sun again, saying that he didn't want to see anyone again, so as to avoid endless future troubles.

36. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

37. Why don't I have a deskmate so angry that I have one?

38. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me. He is the super handsome guy in the world.

40. I am so handsome that my shit smells good! Flowers stink, too

Some people say I'm beautiful, but I didn't find out who leaked the news all night.

42. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

43. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

44. I have no story, and I conquered many people just because I was handsome.

45. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

46. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep more reasonably!

47. Don't think that I am unattainable just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

48. Known as pear blossoms over begonia, people jokingly call it a jade-faced dragon, which can do anything in the sky and on the ground. It is the embodiment of handsome and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and kindness, and also a master and a giant.

49. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my beautiful face?

50. As we all know, the value of China people depends on four people, using a mobile phone to support Takeshi Kaneshiro, Yu Yan of Eddie Peng Yuyan, you and me.

5 1. Today's test paper is full of "I am beautiful" and the result is all wrong. It is really wrong to be beautiful.

52. Take a closer look. It's hard for you to see such a sweet person again.

Promise me you won't tell anyone that I'm super beautiful.

54. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was beautiful, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now I like superficial people.

55. Whose loneliness covers my dress and whose dress covers my shoulders.

56. Why haven't I seen anyone more beautiful than me?

I know beauty is sinful, but I am sinful already.

58. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

59. I am a passer-by, and you forget it as soon as you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

60. My big bright eyes symbolize pure beauty.

Praise your beautiful sentences, humor, and excerpts from your circle of friends.

Praise your beautiful sentences, humor and circle of friends. 1. I have always been shallow and affectionate.

There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !

3. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

I don't want you to be seen by other men. I'm afraid the number of rival lovers will surge!

Some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. I'm too handsome. I can't give up.

6. I am angry when someone says I am beautiful. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. Just say I'm beautiful

7. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my beautiful face?

8. Women know that love requires ability, and women know that happiness always needs to fall in love with themselves before they can love the people they love. Then, let the person you love fall in love with yourself.

9. They all say that I am awesome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

10. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

1 1. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before resigning, I will give him two Chinese letters and kill him.

12. Some things last a lifetime.

13. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

14. You really look like a goddess, with your face on the ground first. ...

15. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

16. Looking at the dusk in Gaodong, what do you want to rely on? Trees are all autumn, and mountains only have light.

17. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

18. Promise me that you won't tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

19. People are not bad, but they are handsome and have no shortcomings!

20. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

Praise your beautiful sentence, humorous circle of friends 2 2 1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

22. Moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly came to my heart.

23. Take your hand and drag your son away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on if you are dizzy ~

24. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

25. I've thought about it all, too

26. The cutest beauty has grown up and become my cutest person.

27. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.

28. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

29. Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I decided to get off the bus because I was so beautiful.

30. I want to be a beauty in my next life, and I want to be a beauty in this life.

3 1. Some people say I'm beautiful, but I didn't find out who leaked the news all night.

Because of my beauty, I can't sleep every night.

33. Ranking results, you are ugly and ranked first, and I am handsome and casual.

34. Mother hurried out of the house, trotted all the way, and accidentally met an old lady who was expecting a baby in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door. The old lady took her mother and said kindly; Son, what's the hurry? What is the hard part? Don't hit the child.

I hope I can live sober, live for myself, be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for myself.

36. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

37. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

38. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

39. The eagle hits the sky, the fish is as shallow as the plain, and the camel walks away from the desert. This is a wonderful interpretation of self-beauty. Self-beauty is struggling, and hard work is its passion; Self-beauty is tempered, and perseverance is its true color; Self-beauty is the pursuit, and self-confidence is its temperament. Adhere to individuality, the world will be beautiful and life will be wonderful.

40. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. My beauty has caused you a lot of trouble over the years.

I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 65, 438+02. I know astronomy and geography, but I know very little about it. Every time I go out, I often attract beautiful women to turn around and my beautiful brother jumps off the building. My Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "beautiful brother" in primary school.

42. It's normal not to reply to messages. Have you seen a beautiful woman who is not busy?

43. I want to know why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

44. Many people say that hair can be tidied up, clothes can always be bought in a new set, and skin is not good. Can you change it?

45. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

46. A woman's elegance is sometimes not necessarily related to wealth, nor to being sensible, but to her inner interest and self-cultivation.

47. Why? Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

48. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

49. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell that makes me feel trance. It's your own smell.

50. Are you afraid that your lover will be taken away when he is too handsome on Valentine's Day? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

5 1. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I have passed the first batch of international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification, with tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

52. It's really hard to forget someone. After four years as an undergraduate and three years as a graduate student in Tsinghua, I still can't forget her leaning on my shoulder.

53. In this world, there are two kinds of women: one is to find their own shortcomings every day; The other is to constantly discover your own advantages. As a result, the first kind of women live very depressed, and the second kind of women live optimistic and confident. Happiness is not seeking perfection, but amplifying advantages. A woman who can bring her own advantages to the extreme will become a charming woman envied by others.

54. I thought it was a beautiful woman, but a beautiful woman is peerless and speechless.

55. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I can't give up such a beautiful face.

56. The saddest thing in this world is that you can't kiss your face …

57. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and say nothing about your handsomeness and beauty.

58. I want to know why people always say I am beautiful. I'm bored to death!

59. These days, you can't rely on yourself, but you want to rely on others.

60. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

The circle of friends boasted that it was sunny.

Friends circle praises their sunshine and beautiful pictures. One is 1. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I'm so tired.

I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

Today's weather is good, it is a good day to go out and release handsome.

You can have a crush on me because I have no sister-in-law.

I thought about it once and for all, but I'm great.

6. Some things last a lifetime.

7. You can only get used to a beautiful person like me.

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will not be so beautiful and become ordinary.

9. I hope I can live a sober life and live for myself. Be a positive and happy person every day and cheer for yourself.

10. One day I went to the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

1 1. International faces are universal.

12. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my beauty and wit.

13. Today's test paper is full of "I am beautiful" and the result is all wrong. It is really wrong to be beautiful.

14. This is a two-minute world. The first minute, let others notice you, and the second minute, let others like you.

15. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

16. You really look like a goddess, with your face on the ground first. ...

17. If I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me, who is outstanding in appearance, gentle as water and strong as steel, but sweet in salt.

18. I don't have a story, but I conquered many people with my beauty.

19. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

20. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

The circle of friends boasted that it was sunny. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this beautiful brother, you don't know where this beautiful brother is.

22. Do you know how I wake up every morning? I was awakened by my handsome.

23. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful behind my back. Are you bored? Who doesn't know?

24. I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. He studied literature at the age of seven and practiced martial arts at the age of nine. 65,438+02 years old, you can pick up girls. I know everything about astronomy and geography above, but I know little about it below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. I am kind-hearted and helpful. When I was in primary school, my Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "beautiful brother", and I was confused. The deskmate secretly handed it to Xiao.

25. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

26. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. I am too handsome to give up.

27. I once participated in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize for saying "I am not beautiful".

28. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

29. Don't worship me too much. Actually, I admire myself very much.

30. The beginning of life is beautiful; Zero points, eggs.

3 1. Why don't I have such a beautiful deskmate for me to have one?

I'm so scared when I walk alone at night. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

33. Let me see who is attractive. Oh, it's me.

34. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

35. People should live for themselves, like themselves, don't care too much about what others think of me, and don't care too much about what others think of me. In fact, how others measure you depends on how you measure yourself.

36. My girlfriend is too beautiful. What should I do if I'm afraid she's having an affair? Forget it, it's useless to me, I'm more beautiful!

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

Because of my beauty, I can't sleep every night.

39. Don't always clamor for presents. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

40. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make the same mistake again.

Friends circle are praising their sunshine and beautiful pictures. Part III 4 1. Your appearance broke through the human imagination. ...

42. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

43. Shyness will only make you miss a good time. If you are handsome, you must show that you are not handsome and be confident.

44. Those who pretend to be 13 will be beaten and are not used to it!

45. What people owe most in this life is their mother. That's right! A man becomes a father in one minute, and a woman becomes a mother all her life. The hardship of pregnancy, the great pain of contractions and childbirth, the burden of taking care of the baby alone every night, the difficulty of chasing milk for her, the difficulty of waking her up frequently every night, there are too many women you can't replace. Please be kind to yourself, because I don't owe anyone except my parents!

46. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

48. I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

49. Pan Yu is ashamed to see me! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!

50. If I disappear, will you call me, even if it's just to ask, where is Jackson Yi's girlfriend?

5 1. Women should not only live exquisitely, but also live beautifully.

52. I can't stand it. I've suffered too much handsomeness at my age. I'm so tired.

53. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

54. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

55. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

56. Moonlight, accompanied by sadness, quietly came to my heart.

57. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

58. Every time I think of my handsomeness, I can't help crying.

59. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

60. Flowers are as beautiful as jade, and the years are like water.

Friends circle praised his beautiful and ingenious copywriting collection of 60 sentences.

The circle of friends praised their beautiful and ingenious copywriting articles 1. Attractive women drive up house prices, such as houses and cars, while unattractive women drive down house prices, such as cars and houses.

2. Many people say that hair can be tidied up, clothes can be bought a new set when they are old, and skin can be changed if it is not good.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because I was so beautiful.

4. Praise yourself for laughing.

5. Don't press the video when coming up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.

6. I know I am beautiful, but I am really a little too beautiful.

7. After passing the security check, I was stopped and said that I had controlled knives. I'm confused. I asked where there was a knife. Security inspection said; Your beauty will become a knife to stab others.

8. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

9. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave!

10. Don't think that I am unattainable just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

1 1. If I am a director, then you will be the best heroine in my mind.

12. Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all.

13. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

14.XX is obviously jealous of this brother's handsomeness.

15. Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

16. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

17. Some things turn for the better in a lifetime.

18. I really envy you for knowing me so young.

19. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

I once participated in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize for saying "I am not beautiful".

I am 23 years old, handsome and sober. At the age of seven, I studied literature. At the age of nine, I learned martial arts. 65 years old, 438+02, knows how to pick up girls. I know astronomy and geography, but I don't know much. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to turn around and my beautiful brother jumps off the building. My Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "beautiful brother" in primary school.

22. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

24. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of 1 and 3.

25. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

26. No matter how hard I try, I'm just a beauty that others want.

27. I am handsome, handsome, charming, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively, lovely, generous and personable. I am one of the top ten outstanding figures in China.

28. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

29. You like you only because of me.

30. A woman should be beautiful as well, because enough self-confidence is based on enough beauty. I will never allow my husband to show up with a beautiful lover one day. I am a bad woman with a big belly. I will never allow me to lose my marriage one day. I am no longer attractive to other men. A woman is like a book. If your cover is not attractive, who will be interested in reading your content? No matter what age, you should live beautifully.

3 1. Once a MM asked me; Do you think you are handsome? I said; Not handsome. Results MM cried and said; I lied to her.

32. Today, my friend invited me to play chess. Actually, I can't play chess at all. I ate him with my handsomeness from the beginning. What did you do when your friend was in a daze? I said handsome enough to fly.

33. The government thinks about how to collect taxes reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

34. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

35. If I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me, who is outstanding in appearance, gentle as water and strong as steel, but sweet in salt.

36. I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

37. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

38. My big bright eyes symbolize pure beauty.

39. The eagle hits the sky, the fish is as shallow as the plain, and the camel walks away from the desert. This is a wonderful interpretation of self-beauty. Self-beauty is struggling, and hard work is its passion; Self-beauty is tempered, and perseverance is its true color; Self-beauty is the pursuit, and self-confidence is its temperament. Adhere to individuality, the world will be beautiful and life will be wonderful.

40. Every time I walk alone at night, I feel so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

The circle of friends praised their beautiful and ingenious copy. Chapter 3 4 1. One day I went to the mountain to visit the Zen master; Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a beautiful brother. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled after listening and took out a mirror, and I suddenly realized; Master, do you mean that you must pay more attention to your image? -the master said; Look in the mirror and you will know what a beautiful brother is!

42. Flowers are as beautiful as jade, and the years are like water.

43. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

I told you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

45. Being a girl needs knowledge and being a woman needs experience, so as to have a fine life!

46. I wake up by myself every morning.

As a beauty like me, I can only get used to it.

48. This is a two-minute world. One minute, people notice you, and the next minute, people like you.

49. The international face is universal.

A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

5 1. The reason why I live in pain is that I have searched the dictionary and failed to find a word that can describe how beautiful I am.

52. You suddenly said I love you and made me cry at the noisy railway station.

53. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

Promise me not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

55. ◇◇◇◇ Who said you were sad? Sadly, Beethoven.

56. I don't have a story, but I conquered many people with my beauty.

57. Take a look at it. It's hard for you to see such a sweet person again.

58. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but beauty.

59. What people owe most in this life is their mother. That's right! A man becomes a father in one minute, and a woman becomes a mother all her life. The hardship of pregnancy, the great pain of contractions and childbirth, the burden of taking care of the baby alone every night, the difficulty of chasing milk for her, the difficulty of waking her up frequently every night, there are too many women you can't replace. Please be kind to yourself, because I don't owe anyone except my parents!

60. I am a passer-by, and you forget it as soon as you turn around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?