What are some humorous quotes about the contrast between weather conditions?

1. It is cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

2. There is a kind of coldness that is not felt by you, but by your mother.

3. In summer, you have to run naked. In winter, no matter how much you wear, you seem to be running naked.

4. I was once threatened by a temperature of 38 degrees. I would rather freeze to death than turn into a dog in the heat. It was not until today that I was frozen into a dog that I realized that the promise that was too good was because Too young.

5. When a single man is an oligarch and a woman is a woman, it is actually a hooliganism for a girl to say she is cold.

6. I remember it was a cold winter. I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to take the day off. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

7. Don’t ask me why I failed the exam, because it was too cold and I almost went crazy.

8. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

9. When the weather gets cold, besides sleeping, the place you want to go to is your arms.

10. The weather is so cold that you can even use your farts to warm your hands.

Come on when the weather is hot and cold, let’s talk about the contrast between the weather

11. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but between bed and bed in winter. temperature difference between.

12. Winter is the most rogue, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

13. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to autumn, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear long johns.

14. Don’t tell me it’s cold, take care of yourself, wear more clothes, or take care of yourself