As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

1, Chopin of Niu B, not to mention Lao Tzu's sadness!

2. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first. ?

There is a hole in your brain. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.

4. The wife said: Don't add one, two, one to all actions just because you were a soldier.

5. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

6. It's good to have sisters. When you are in a bad mood, blow them up. That's so cool.

Only those who can keep secrets can get more secrets.

8. I'm not the kind of person who hits people when they are down. I just closed the well.

9. At the thought of starting school, there is the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

10, my mother said: Don't be cruel to others now, and others will be cruel to me in the future.

1 1, I never write words, but I write interchangeable words!

12, even if a woman is like clothes, you and others can't afford my golden underpants.

13, if you call me ugly, someone will love me ugly.

14, as soon as you go out, there are no birds in hundreds of mountains and no footprints in thousands of roads.

15, when I like you, I think you are cute when you eat shit. When I don't like you, everything you do feels like you are eating shit!

17, family wealth is not as good as that of wealthy businessmen.

18, a rare visitor in the class, a frequent visitor in the canteen.

19, I think girls who wear school uniforms without makeup look much better than those who wear miniskirts and strapless vests.

I really want to put an eraser in my head so that I can erase you easily.

2 1, tear off the left face and stick it on the right face. The left face is shameless and the right face is double-skinned.

22. I want to start an uprising and blow up that stupid school.

23. The latest incisive and humorous words: Is overeating a superpower?

24. Praise a female classmate in person: You are really a lotus flower! !

25. Flowers bloom again and people come and go. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

26. Being alive is the last word.

27. Don't treat me like a common people telling the story of the underworld. Don't always say that you are fine. Nothing is nothing.

28. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

29, beautiful you, today is your holiday, you are everything in your day, everything in your day is you!

Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock for me.

3 1,-My wife is not responsible for solving problems #

32. Age can't tell everything, but I have lived a youthful and frivolous life.

33. I once turned to laugh, and the fascinated abbot was fascinated.

34. I am the sun, I don't need anyone's light!

35. I love you and will never be your love for me.

36. [The most beautiful dream I ever had was just my confession, and you agreed]

37. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.

38. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

What's wrong with being fat No money. Why? What's wrong with being non-mainstream So you should look up and let them see that you are not only short and poor, but also ugly.

40. You let me out. All right, I'll go out. I'm sorry I ran away.

4 1, flour on the left and water on the right. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

42. If you step on a banana peel and slip, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

43. True companionship can stand ups and downs and be dull.

44. There is only one difference between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.

45. On Tanabata, we played pranks in the street and separated a couple.

46. If the sky is sentimental and the sky is old, she doesn't love me.

47. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

48. After you left, I cried heartbreakingly. I won't sell this pig.