Humor reminds you to eat?

1, your stomach is begging me, let me tell you, have a good meal and don't abuse me.

Dear customer: It's time for dinner. You haven't eaten for a long time. Please eat quickly. If you fail, you will be charged an extension fee.

A lady, I know I am bored. If you go to eat at once, I will disappear immediately and tell your husband that you are eating. If you don't eat, my reminder will come back later. Please enjoy!

4. I will continue to remind everyone to eat spicy balsamic pot and join me as a person who eats spicy balsamic pot eight times a week.

5, eat on time, go to bed early and get up early, be as self-disciplined as before, and be able to do great things.

6, idiot, it's time to eat, don't make me feed you.

7, invite you to eat noodles, our friendship will not break; Please have a cup of tea, our friendship will not decline; Invite you to eat a dish, our friendship can't be surpassed; Please have some soup, our friendship is hard-won!

8. I originally prepared a plate of shredded green pepper and a plate of sweet and sour pork tenderloin. I heard that you have a bad stomach and can't eat hot and sour, so I specifically told my wife not to put those. Now there is only a plate of shredded pork and a plate of dried tenderloin on the table. Please bring some wine and have a drink with us!

9, late at night, a person walking in the cold street, lonely heart, helpless, always thinking about you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, really want to say to you loudly ... invite you to dinner?

10, did you eat today? You eat, I eat. Only when everyone eats can they really eat. Eating healthier.