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Which is more terrible, "Mama Baby Boy" or "Wife Baby Boy"?

In life, we often talk about Ma Baonan, his wife Baonan, Phoenix Man and so on. Today we are going to talk about two opposite men-Ma Baonan and his wife Baonan.

The so-called Ma Baonan listens to his mother. Everything is centered on his mother, and everything is centered on his mother. He has no opinion, and internalizes his mother's ideas into his own.

The so-called wife treasure man is a man who listens to his wife and loves her like a treasure.

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On the issue of marriage, Ma Baonan will say: Marriage is not selling your daughter. Tell your family to be less, or we'll pay our debts ourselves. My wife Bao Nan will say: It costs money to buy a Chinese cabbage, not to mention raising a daughter for so many years. It is ok to get a bride price and a separate wedding room.

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On the issue of taking care of children, if his wife takes care of children at home full-time, Ma Baonan will say, "We have to rely on our mother's help" and "Only a mother is good in the world" will sing. Bao Nan, his wife, will say: The wife has no income with the baby, and mom and dad have to pay each other every month to make up for the loss of grandparents without the baby. No, there are hundreds of thousands owed for marriage, so mom and dad must pay them back.

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On housework, Ma Bao men are afraid that their mothers will be tired. He will persuade his wife to help, or take the initiative to work, or praise her diligence in front of her and let her learn. My wife Bao Nan will think that mom and dad should do everything. After dinner, the husband and wife can put the bowl aside and leave their underwear to their mother to wash, not to mention clean.

On the other hand, Ma Baonan is very diligent in his own home. When he goes to his mother-in-law's house, he is the uncle who waits for dinner. A wife is a master in front of her parents and a servant in her mother-in-law's house.

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When shopping, Ma Baonan would say to his mother, Try on this dress and try on that shoe. Even when my wife and I went to the supermarket alone, she happily bought a set of sanitary napkins in small barrels. When she got home, she was sent directly to her mother's bedroom by Ma Baonan and said, Mom, I bought this for you. Let alone go shopping with his mother. He has never bought anything for his mother since he was so big.

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On the occasion of major festivals. South will celebrate this festival according to traditional holiday habits. Except for the Spring Festival, all festivals are spent at the mother-in-law's house. Because of local customs, married daughters can't spend New Year's Eve and New Year's Day at their parents' home, otherwise it will be bad for their brothers' fortune. Where is the wife, where is the wife. Never consider elderly parents.

Ma Baonan will have no scruples and quarrel at will on his wife's birthday. His wife, Bao Nan, never celebrates her parents' birthdays or even forgets to celebrate them, but he will definitely celebrate her birthday, and his family will invite relatives and friends to hold a big banquet for her birthday.

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When dealing with consanguinity, Ma Baonan values all blood relatives more than his wife, even those who are not related by blood. A man with a wife treasures his wife more than anyone else at any time, and his parents can't compare with him. He can make a hullabaloo about in front of his parents, but he is afraid to say it out loud in front of his wife.

At the same time, Ma Baonan will be more enthusiastic about his relatives here. For example, his wife, Bao Nan, will leave his wife who is seeing a doctor in the hospital and go back to accompany his sister back home. Wife Bao Nan will only give priority to relatives on his wife's side. For example, his wife Bowman would not let his parents and sisters know when his parents paid for the wedding room he bought for his new home, and specially invited his wife's relatives over for dinner.

In other words, when there is a conflict between his wife and his family, Ma Baonan must stand on his mother's side and his wife Baonan must stand on his wife's side.

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When it comes to money, Ma Bao-Nan can't make money without self-motivation, but he loves spending his mother's money and often advises his wife to spend it. Every cent of the money earned by his wife, Bao Nan, is in his wife's hands. He asks his parents for money all the time and even cooperates with his wife to search for their money.

Ma Bao man will scramble to pay his mother, while his wife Baonan is waiting for his mother to pay.

Ma Baonan can spoil his mother to play mahjong every day, and his wife Bao Nan will persuade her mother to go out to work to make money.

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When dealing with conflicts between husband and wife, Ma Baonan will complain to his mother like a three-year-old child. He is also good at bullying his wife with his mother and provoking conflicts in front of two women without even knowing it. My wife Bao Nan never tells her mother what she thinks. He always tells his wife everything and obeys her orders.

In a word, for a man, it is his wife who is wronged, and for his wife Bao Nan, it is his mother and father who are wronged. These two kinds of men are not good birds.

Men should be the bridge between mother and wife, communicate actively and speak well of both sides. Because one of them is the one who gave birth to you, and the other is the one who will accompany you for the rest of your life.

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