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Domineering wechat signature about love

1: What are you city people dragging? There are hundreds of acres of land in my countryside that have not been called. Are you scared silly?

2: If you are Chen Haonan, I am a pheasant!

3: Well, I can get through everything and laugh loudly.

4: I want to become a hedgehog, with arrogance as the attack, conservatism as the defense, indifference as the physical strength and grumpiness as the skill, so that I can be invincible!

5: For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.

6: Don't be afraid, don't worry, after ten years, everything is just a snack we should have.

People always say that you can't be a legend until you die, but I am a living legend.

8. Girls should be domineering. When you meet a boy you like, don't grab the collar with meat: I admire you very much. Be my running dog!

9: To catch a dragon, you have to go into the sea, and to fight a tiger, you have to go up the mountain. Brother, the love of a lifetime, you will win this battle.

10: Don't try to leave me, or I will wash Beidi with blood and marry you as a dowry.

1 1: The sky is scorching, and we will be crowned king.

12: When I growl, the whole world will bear my anger!

13: If you like someone, go after them. If you can't catch him, keep chasing him. If you can't catch him, break his leg.

14: Brother, don't make me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

15: Watch the fans die in the back and turn around to scare away millions of heroes!

16: If there is a fiery red cloud in the sky, it must be me.

17: I held the banner and laid down half of the country. I'll take the throne and you sit down.

18: God obeys me, God is prosperous, and God refuses me to die.

19: Women who rely on blood and beauty don't need men.

20: Don't wait for me to slap you before you know how to sew your mouth!

2 1: I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

22: I am compassionate. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.

23: My sister's love is never given to those who deserve it. Everyone else, please get out of the way.

24: Slap your wishful thinking to death, and then you are out.

25: Keep a cocky cat, let it take my place and give you a saury. You're welcome.

You have the right to remain silent, but I will shut you up soon.

I never surrender, although I fell like this, no one came to help me, and I stood beautifully.

28: Woman Man = Being a daughter+Eating like a mountain+Carrying your own luggage+A bunch of people in gay friends+Fucking mouth hanging+Lying in the trough is a daily life.

29: If you say that the heights are too cold, I will hand over the mountains and rivers to please you.

30: Why do you quarrel? Can't we just sit down calmly and cut each other a few times?

3 1: I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

If you like a girl, I will propose to you. You shouldn't slaughter her, but you should kill her.

33:- Put away your insincerity and roll all the way towards the sun.

Brother, let's cross the country together, and you will be crowned.

35: There is indium in bismuth, and the skin is a reward.

If you want to play with me, I will make you cry rhythmically.

Don't show off how many women are around you in front of my sister. My sister wants n times more men than you.

38: Kings don't exist every day. Only by keeping a low profile can they be immortal!

39: I would rather wear muscle armor all my life than walk around with fat.

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4 1:¢; Let's see if it is open, so can it be cruel? ? I will get back to you. ㄨ

42: Brother, you are good to me. I will give you money if I tear down the house and sell the land. Brother, you betrayed me and I fucked you.

I don't need to be unfaithful all my life. Whoever lets me down will despair. You embarrass me, I won't give you a chance to go on stage.

Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives it.

Classic and tasteful quotations

Classic and tasteful quotations

1. It doesn't matter whether love is eternal or not, but it did exist.

2. When the forest is big, nothing will be shocked.

3. It doesn't matter if you break up, because 20xx may be gone; 20xx grasps the opportunity, only after suffering can we know true love.

4. My brother is lonely, but not lonely; I am unruly, but I am not dirty. I'm stupid, but I don't care about Edison Chen.

5. Boys VS girls = attack VS defense-whether you can hit a home run depends on people, emotions and tacit understanding-attack may be difficult and challenges are not difficult. If you don't fuck him, you will fuck the descendants.

6. I admit that I am a thief, charming in appearance and twice as sexy in figure-but I am not a casual person, and neither the official second generation nor the rich second generation is my dish.

7. It took so long to know what eternity means; Having said so much, I know what the so-called end of time is; After sleeping for so long, I know what it means to see the light of day again; After reading so much, I understand what it is.

8. High school students are very helpless, and teachers are forbidden to fall in love when checking posts; College students are very comfortable. Although they are confused in love, they love us when they say they love us. Graduate students are very sad, and the "boss" sends live projects every day; Doctoral students are unbearable, and beauty is a teacher.

9. coquettish is not your fault. It is your fault that people make mistakes.

10. Life is like the hymen. Sometimes it looks perfect, but it breaks when you poke it.

1 1. Life doesn't matter whether it is wonderful or not. You can make a living even if you can.

12. Some people say that the second brother is actually very helpless; If I am not a 2, where will I come from?

Wechat talks about domineering personality

First, every dream and your dream are jokes. I don't want the reality to reverse.

Second, tough women also have a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.

Third, we are just passers-by. In this colorful world, collective games.

You are only in your twenties, so it's normal not to meet the person you like. In the future, you will find that you may not see it again.

5. Pursuit and desire bring happiness as well as frustration and disappointment. After setbacks and disappointments, we learn to cherish that you were once unloved, and you will cherish those who love you in the future.

6. Who can understand the sadness behind your smile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence?

Seven, in the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I have only loved one person in my life, but I can marry many concubines!

Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.

I'm sorry, I can't stand your half-hearted and insincere feelings.

Ten, not every story has a later, more is death.

There are always some friends around who laugh more than jokes.

Twelve, people are often the most vulnerable when they are in a hurry, and the most sober and strong when they are struggling in the abyss.

Thirteen, yesterday is only the memory of today; Tomorrow is the dream of today.

Fourteen, in the landscape where things have changed, I only like you and myself.

15. Have you ever had sincere love? Front, cut; Does the director play or not?

Sixteen, a good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly, and sleeping for a lifetime.

Seventeen, you are ninety-nine, and I am eighty-one.

No one can take away your pain, so don't let anyone take away your happiness.

Sometimes I'd rather turn a blind eye, but I'm not happy when I say I've seen too much.

Twenty, I taste the ups and downs, I bear the joys and sorrows, I am my own sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.

No one can help me in the abyss, only save my soul and climb to the bright place slowly.

Love is more lonely than not loving, which is not the result I want.

Twenty-three, girls should spend every day smiling at the best age.

Twenty-four, someone is joking, and you feel uncomfortable, which means that this is not a joke at all, but a mockery.

Twenty-five, many things are not that I don't care, but that I care.

Twenty-six, it is your luck to have someone to help you; It's a just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

Twenty-seven, I gradually got used to loneliness and a person's life.

The most painful thing is that I taught you love, but the person around you is no longer me.

Twenty-nine, maturity is for strangers, and the childish side is for those who love it the most.

Thirty years old, in this impetuous age, letting go seems too hazy.

Thirty-one, it's not that I'm too sad to look forward to happiness, but that I don't believe such a beautiful long-cherished wish will come so easily, so the sooner I lose it.

32. Time can heal those who are willing to save themselves.

33. When a woman misses the first man she wants to marry, she loses her picky desire. When a man misses the first woman he wants to marry, he is picky.

34. graduation photo's photo may be the only photo of you and your crush.

Wechat group signature girl super domineering

Wechat personal signature girl super domineering

1, jarhead, wearing a sack, I'm Dong Fangbubai.

You can't play with my feelings.

3. Women should live with dignity and laugh at others crying.

From today on, your loneliness has nothing to do with me!

5, generous play, safe love.

6. What's wrong with the country people? Country people are good people! !

7. Pretend to be struck by lightning, from scratch

8, with a smile, in the face of all the outside world, as long as I have a clear conscience!

9, street dance, wait for me, I will stand at the peak and smile.

10, people need to have a temper to be ambitious.

1 1. Living long does not necessarily mean living well. Living well means living long enough.

12, sister's silence doesn't mean I don't care. Just because I talk doesn't mean I have to care.

13, do your best just to get ahead.

14. If you feel disappointed and powerless now, what should you do in the future?

15. Live for others and live for yourself.

16, once a woman was crazy. (of an unknown person) achieved amazing results at the first attempt.

17, our life is reborn in the attitude of constantly starting.

18, women may not be beautiful, but they must live beautifully.

19, I don't want others to manipulate my future, I want to create my own future.

20, don't need too much emotion, as long as it suits you.

2 1, yesterday has become history, so why bother?

22. When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one who makes you dream.

23. People living in the world depend on two things, courage and wisdom.

24. Falling in love is hopeless, but falling in love is showing off loudly.

25. The more beautiful a woman looks like a mushroom, the more poisonous her heart is.

26. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering.

27. Sisters can never be separated, and others can't try to separate us.

28. I gave him to you, and you have no right to show it off to me.

29. Tattoos are the only thing that death can take away in this life.

30. Look at a huge life with great feelings.

3 1, man, remember, women are the overlord of the new generation of technetium.

32. Forgive me for loving women in my life.

33. Women may not be beautiful, but they must not be smart.

34. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who stick to it are men.

35. Being a woman can be sexy, glamorous and pure, but not mediocre.

If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.

Life is too short to eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We can't seize the day.

38. Fate washed my cards again, but I still played them myself.

39. I want to be your queen and occupy the high ground in your heart.

40. The sequel of love is about to be staged, and the definition of happiness is written by myself.

4 1, kill a wolf and let a tiger go. It used to be a 250.

42. A girl who is ugly but awkward is an atmosphere!

43. Girls can be happy even without boyfriends!

44. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

45. I will accompany you to the end of your future-to my best friend.

46. Don't come back if you get out. I don't collect garbage.

47. What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

48. What qualifications do you have to be crazy in my world?

49. If we get along well in the future, I will be the first to bomb the school.

50. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba, and the seal is lifted!