How to hit a short and thin man? I hate him! Ask for expert advice

I know it's disgusting to the extreme. It already belongs to him, and even if we ignore him, we can't vent our inner dissatisfaction.

Do you know that short women are petite and exquisite, while short men are grotesque? Do you know how short you are? You are so short that you don't have to bend over to take a taxi. Don't you feel breathless walking in a crowded sea of people? Do you often wonder why the price of clothes and trousers you wear has not decreased because there are so few materials? Study hard, my child. When you achieve something, you will become the president. You can make a rule that clothes and trousers are less than the normal price.

You say you are short, but at least you should keep your feet on the ground. You look as windy as a toothpick, afraid that you will fly, drown when it rains, and disappear like a match when the sun shines. If you are accidentally buried by a sandstorm, I have to put a tombstone for you. Seeing that you are so thin, people will think, "Why can't this monkey eat fat?"

Seeing that you are so thin, sometimes I think, if I hold your head in one hand and your feet in the other, I will pick you up horizontally like a stick and then bend it hard, will I break my waist? ...