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Who has read the book Lei Hu the Knife God? Tell me what you know. ...
It seems that old buddy Sun Shen is in a bad mood today. His face turned red and his anger could be felt everywhere on the ground. Looking from one end of the road to the other, his eyes were all white and bright.
In the distance, under the lonely mountain, there are several piles of dilapidated houses, including an attic. The closer you get along the winding path, the clearer the blurred image becomes. Hearing this, the son shrugged his shoulders. As if nothing had happened, there was a gentle sound of reading. Came to the attic, "Xuanyuan Tang Xue" four engraved gold characters suddenly jumped into view. However, the inner hall seems lifeless and very dull. In the room closest to the gate, an old man who is eager for a lot of time is seriously imparting knowledge, and under the door, except for a few children with their eyes open, the rest are inseparable, and their heads are constantly beating the clock.
Suddenly, the harsh gong sounded. With a bang, the whole attic trembled and the dust overflowed. It seems that gong is a symbol of class.
"Hey, roast tits yesterday. Do you want to eat today? " Hou six said proudly. Suddenly, he put his little face in front of Lei Hu, blinked and continued, "What's the matter, big stupid tiger?"
"Pa" before 6 farce to react, just got a headshot. Immediately said angrily: "tiger cub, you cow, don't expect your mother to give you a pair of cow bones, you will be a cow, others are afraid of you, I will take you seriously, and we will climb trees if you have the courage."
"Haha, why don't you accept it?" Lei Hu's hands rested on her hips, with a small chest, and a look of arrogance and tide wait for no man: "Climbing trees, who is afraid of who?" You think you can beat me! "
"Well, well, you two are poor. I got a gossip that the old man in Kanshan is ill today, and the fruit forest is unattended, so I can't go up tonight. " Li Qingyun looked at everyone with concern.
"I see you are a steel knife around your neck, and you are still leisurely. The upgrade exam is coming, don't you know? " Zhang Bian said solemnly.
Hearing this, Liu Hou walked up to Zhang Bian as if he had just met him, looked him up and down, and suddenly shook his head with wide eyes and said, "I feel that your boy has been different recently. He has been very serious in class and walks very straight. He has become a lot more handsome, which makes us a little embarrassed. "
"Oh, yes, I also feel that I have been different recently, or you know me." Zhang Bian stood up seriously and said proudly.
Did you feel good when I said this? Hou six asked.
"Yes, it's very comfortable." Zhang bian still enjoys it.
"You a hare, also, I roll two ears for you, let you. Yesterday's roast tit, who ate his own, still stubbornly begged me for it. Who do you think it is! " Liu Hou made a 360-degree turn, and aggressive questioning began.
"I ... you ..." Zhang Bian was at a loss.
Everyone laughed together.
"Guess what I think of you now?" Hou people looked at Zhang Bian and said simply.
I ... I don't know. Zhang Bian is so embarrassed that everyone laughs at him now.
"I see that you are a monk with a deep sense of morality, and the word" avoid meat "is always on my lips, but every time I see you, I always see a chicken bone in front of you, with a shiny mouth and a toothpick inserted, and you can recite the scriptures smoothly. Hey, Zhang bian, I don't obey anyone. It seems that I am convinced of you today. " When Liu Hou's words came out, everyone fell to the ground, laughing and yelling at their parents.
It was Lei Hu who survived for the first time, but he still said breathlessly, "Don't do this again, everyone is dying."
"However, this kid is right, the upgrade exam is coming, just like peeing, so fast!" Waiting for Hou is getting more and more serious.
"Tu Chen, you two are the best. How are you doing? Can you win? " Hou six eyebrows asked.
"I can't!" Chen Tu blushed with embarrassment.
"You boy, don't play with him, he is very honest." Lei Hu said.
"Speaking of studies, I think everyone will naturally think of someone in their hearts, hehe." Li Qingyun's habitual cold words.
This person refers to a child in white playing outside the window. He is really the darling of heaven. His family is rich and powerful, handsome, and more importantly, he is the kind of smart boy who doesn't study much but studies well. He is recognized as Prince Charming in fairy tales. Although everyone doesn't say anything, they are psychologically envious.
"Come on, come on. If you have nothing to envy, won't you study? But when it comes to other things, can he compare with me? " Liu Hou interrupted everyone's thoughts. "Do you know that the annual Wulin Sanctuary will be held in the Mainland?"
"Yes, this year is the third time that Fu Tian, a martial arts star, attended the holy meeting." Lei Hu started again. Speaking of it, what impressed Hou most was that he knew everything that happened in the Wulin like the back of his hand, which was also attributed to his father. It is said that his father used to be a famous figure in the military field, but later he got tired of military life and came to this hinterland, but it was all spit out from Lei Hu's mouth, so everyone loved it or not. But as long as there are stories to listen to, everyone is excited and habitually pays attention to Lei Hu.
"It's a pity that the fairy Wan Tianyang disappeared in the martial arts eight years ago. Otherwise, this will be an unparalleled battle. " Lei Hu always talks about things in martial arts, which always gives people a mature taste. "I thought the fairy was famous in Wulin at the age of eight, and she was gifted, comparable to Kaiyuan Buddha. She is by far the youngest person to win the Jason Wu Medal. No, I think the future will be the same. Lei Hu paused and continued, "You don't know yet, do you? Martial arts chronicles are recorded according to the looks of each generation of martial arts peerless figures. Like the present Wu IV, its iconic figure is Lingxian, which can be traced back to the era of our ancestors, that is, the Kaiyuan Buddha of Wu I, but the name is unknown and cannot be found. Then came the first flourishing age of martial arts-Wu Er, during which the great swordsman Shangguan Qingyun, the knife god Sima and Wang Baknangong stood out from the rest of the world. After the development of this era, martial arts reached a peak, and the wind of martial arts swept the whole continent, which had a far-reaching impact on future generations; Wu III, this is a sensitive era of martial arts, because its representative is an heterodox middleman, who is called "Hungry" and whose martial arts have reached an unparalleled level. He only knows that the Hunger can compete with the Blade Master, Shen Dao and Umbach on the Giant Peak, and they are all equal. And contemporary ... Before Lei Hu finished, the gong sounded like a pig, and everyone was still unfinished and went back to their seats. "。 This man has come back, but his heart is already a hundred thousand miles away.
Later, in the intermittent comments on martial arts, everyone had a preliminary understanding of martial arts, learned about Kaiyuan Buddha, a god-like figure in martial arts, and learned about the martial arts masterpieces left by Bao, but there was a book that even my father couldn't tell clearly, as if it was called light or light, but it was impossible to know. In any case, in contemporary times, the complete or incomplete martial arts treasures handed down from the martial arts world have always been coveted by people in the martial arts world, except the Blasting Sutra written by Kaiyuan Tianzun and Frozen Decisiveness written by the blade master, but so far no one can know exactly where they are, at best, they still exist in the world. Lei Hu knows more about the Wulin Congress. It is held once a year in Kaiyuan Guo Sheng (Owl Luan has three countries, namely Tianlong League, Shengyuan Empire and Kaiyuan Guo Sheng), and martial arts lovers from as far away as Silent Mainland and followers from all countries in Owl Luan come to attend the meeting. At one time, the holy meeting of Wushu altar set a record of over 100 million participants. You know, the combined population of the chaotic continent and the silent continent is only a few hundred million, which shows that its scale is unprecedented. At the end of the conference, soldiers' medals will be awarded, namely, Jason Wu Medal, Wu Shengxun Medal and SHEN WOO Medal. Orders in Jason Wu are issued at 1000 yuan, and those who win meetings with 1000 yuan or less can get orders in Jason Wu. As long as jobs related to martial arts are easy to get, people with Jason Wu Medal can travel around the world, not to mention Wu Sheng Medal and SHEN WOO Medal. Sanwuling Award 100, because martial arts lovers will constantly verify their own strength, so they will attend the conference repeatedly. In this way, for a long time, there were few opportunities for Sanwuling to be awarded. In other words, there are very few people with three or five spirits in Wulin, and there are even fewer people with gods and martial spirits. (There is a rule in the Wulin Shenghui that contestants who get a token cannot get the same token repeatedly, but they keep their ranking. SHEN WOO's order is to win the title of Wushu among thousands of people, which is extremely difficult.
Lei Hu's interesting stories about martial arts injected fresh air into the depressed school life and gave everyone a living space. But time waits for no one, and the upgrade exam jumps in front of you in the blink of an eye, leaving you at a loss. Just like a recruit sleeping naked, the next second he will be assembled, so you don't know whether to wear military pants or boots first. It seems that everyone can only cope hastily, just to show confidence. Wait until the day of the exam, you look at me, I look at you, all crustily skin of head in, drooping head out. In the following days, I look forward to God's eyes, but fortunately, there are carefree children and yearning for martial arts, and it is comfortable to live in ignorance.
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