It makes people laugh. Tell me about it.

Are there any sentences that make people laugh? Then you have come to the right place. I brought it to everyone. I hope you will like it.

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It makes people laugh. Tell me about it.

Are there any sentences that make people laugh? Then you have come to the right place. I brought it to everyone. I hope you will like it.

Laugh happily and talk about it.

1. I saw a fat girl walking slowly on the treadmill in the gym. I used to remind her: "Sister, you have to speed up, or you won't lose weight." Sister listened to the wronged answer: "I adjusted it quickly, but it was slow when I stepped on it!" " "

2. In the morning, the manager came over and said to have breakfast quickly and tell you something after eating! Me: Work is important. You go first and I'll eat later! Manager: The company has laid off staff, so you have the strength to pack up after breakfast. . .

2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money.

It's fall here. I should go shopping when I open the closet. When I opened my wallet, I was young and not cold.

Brother, can you lend me some money? I'm going home to discuss it with my wife. Don't you have a wife? B: so it's not negotiable!

6. There is only one worry when you are not full, and there are countless troubles when you are full.

Lao Wang entered the age of no doubt and felt that his ears were useless, so he went to the hospital for treatment. Lao Wang: "Doctor, my ears are getting worse and worse. I can't even hear my own fart recently. " Doctor: "Take this medicine and see, the situation may get better." Lao Wang: "Can my ear disease be cured?" Doctor: "that may not help, but it can make your fart louder." "

8. People are divided into groups, which is why my list is so beautiful.

9. I saw a middle-aged man and woman kissing on the bus for half an hour on the news, and the passengers couldn't stand it. Everyone came forward to accuse: Nima foreplay is too long, why not take it off? We have been to many stations!

10. Stay with me. At least I have more than ten catties of meat than others. I love you.

Funny sentences of Mid-Autumn Festival

1. The Mid-Autumn Festival holiday is coming. According to the Mid-Autumn Festival special law, you are sentenced to life imprisonment for happiness, deprived of the right to depression for life, and all your patients' troubles are confiscated. This judgment is final. If it is executed immediately, you will be happy forever! Fall back! I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

Mid-Autumn Festival is the carnival of the moon and the loneliness of a group of moon cakes.

I don't want to see the moon on the night of Mid-Autumn Festival. I want to fuck you.

The Mid-Autumn Festival has passed and the National Day has come. The national day is gone, and the monthly exam is coming. The monthly exam is gone, and the results are coming. The grades are gone, and the parents are here.

5. Three days Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, in exchange for three pounds of homework.

My mother asked me why I hadn't been to the Mid-Autumn Festival. Seriously, if I had money, you wouldn't even see my shadow.

7. "What is the last day of Mid-Autumn Festival for?" "Do you still have to ask, make up your homework?"

8. Don't wish me a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, just give me moon cakes.

9. According to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at the National Day.

10. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival to you, too. Thank you for sending it in groups. But what's wrong with asking me for a red envelope? Didn't you order a forced number in your heart?

Let people talk.

1. I don't understand why there is medlar in the instant noodle vegetable bag. Should I stay healthy after eating instant noodles?

You jumped into my heart with a little star all the way.

3. Drinking iced black tea for three years. Thank you for your patronage every time you open the bottle cap. I forgot how to write Huizi in the college entrance examination. Open the bottle cap of iced black tea next to it on the spot. My face is blue. Nima: Another bottle!

4. Is there something wrong with Apple official website? I can't buy iPhoneXsMax. It's too difficult to buy. I tried it many times, but there was no problem in the first few steps, that is, the payment ended and the balance was always insufficient. Have you ever encountered the same problem?

At first glance, you are not so good, but at second glance, you are worse than a fierce look.

6. Those who spend the night are called hotels and those who drink are called nightclubs. If the name is reversed.

7. After the operation, the patient checked out, and the patient said, "How can there be Internet access fees?" Nurse: "You had something in your stomach during the operation. No one here has seen it, so we temporarily went to Baidu. "

8. For the rest of my life, I will be thin, rich and beautiful.

9. My three-year-old son sat there watching TV and playing with popular science knowledge: pandas have 16 teeth, sharks have 100 teeth, and people have 32 teeth. The little guy put his hand into his mouth and pulled it once or twice. He opened his eyes wide in surprise and shouted, "Oh, my God, I'm a panda!" ! !

10. Xiaohong said to Xiaoming, "You got me pregnant, and you are responsible!" Xiao Ming exclaimed, "Kissing has nothing to do with having children?" Xiaohong: "Of course! Don't believe you, go back and ask your parents if they are biological! "