Satire at those narcissistic sentences.

1) the villain has no knots, abandoning the roots and chasing the rear. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

2) You think you are the sun, and others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

3) Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

4) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue!

5) If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan.

6) It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, and it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

7) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

8) I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! But I just can't stand that money is fake!

9) What can I say? As long as your meanness doesn't affect us.

10) Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

1 1) I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

12) there is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

13) The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

14) There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.

15) You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you.

16) it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

7) You haven't fully evolved. It's really hard for you to look like a man.