Funny phrases to describe narcissism

1. I heard that if you are ugly, you should study more. No wonder my mother said that I was not good at studying since I was a child.

2． I treat you all as friends, but you treat me as a goddess.

3． Everyone says that making friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find that your friends around you are becoming more and more good-looking.

4． You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

5． The kind of person who speaks super funny and has a very considerate and gentle temper is really impeccable, like me.

6． Why don't I have a shockingly handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

7. It’s not easy for a good-looking person to cheat. The invigilator couldn’t help but look at me a few times. No wonder I was often caught back then.

8. When it comes to things like grades, if you are ugly, you will be ranked first, if I am handsome, I will be free.

9． I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, it was referring to me.

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10. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten my answer at that time.

11. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

12． You have to be low-key as a person. For example, I'm so handsome and I don't even say it out loud.

13. Those people who are very handsome but don't know it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

14. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

15． Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me. I am so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

16． The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

17. You can say I'm handsome all you want, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent fools.

18. Why should handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

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19. Every time I see myself in the mirror I curse, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world.

20. I don’t want to be likeable, I just want to be a charming badass.

21. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.