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Ask for a few plays to imitate poetry.
Mume smells flowers, I have no culture,
I hate the bottom, I have a low IQ,
If you hear me lying like water, ask me who I am.
Eduardo Chun Lv. A big donkey.
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is green, I am a donkey,
The coast is like a dark green. I am a stupid donkey.
It's hard to hug each other and I can't yawn. —— (Li Shangyin)
Feel dizzy, rub your eyes hard. I was so playful last night that I didn't know how much. -(Meng Haoran's "Spring Dawn")
The foam was washed away, the waves were washed away, and the two rows of teeth were sharp. -(Su Wan's Nian Nujiao-Nostalgia at Chibi)
The army stopped, and no one wanted to move. It must be too late to stop and walk. -(Bai Juyi)
My watch is too long, so I have nothing to fool around with. —— (Qu Yuan)
I am a cow here, and you are beautiful there. I miss you every day, so don't regret it. -(Li Chi Ngai)
Play chess at night and at noon, holding the mouse. Who knows that in black and white, every grain is bitter. -(Li Shen)
Poems on Christmas Eve (Thief Edition)
The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,
The thief climbed the wall.
Pick up the mace,
Li Bai fell to the ground.
Say four poems
Today is Thursday,
Li Bai goes to the exam.
I got 44 points,
Go home and watch TV.
Seeing Shaolin Temple,
Want to learn real skills.
Beat it into tomatoes,
And said he was capable.
Quiet night poem
The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,
Li Bai opened the window.
Encountered x-rays,
I lost all my teeth.
Look at Lushan Waterfall
The sun oven produces smoke,
Look at Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant.
The saliva flowed down 3,000 feet,
There was no money when I touched my pocket.
well
I drank too much last night,
Mistaken into the depths of the campus.
Vomiting, vomiting, arousing countless mandarin ducks.
Spring Morning
Don't wash your feet in spring,
Mosquitoes bite everywhere.
Turn over in the middle of the night,
This is a big blow.
Quiet night poem
The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light.
The Li family (Li Bai's family) has the window open.
throw a hand grenade
His house is dead (the mouse is dead).
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