A humorous sentence about April Fool's Day (65 sentences)

1, April Fool's Day is a day for joking and telling the truth.

2. Life lies in stillness. See how many years the tortoise has lived.

3. If I like you, let April Fool's Day last a little longer.

Don't confess to me on April Fool's Day, because I'm afraid I'll believe it.

5, you have abdominal muscles, I have a belly, not very belly, but very skin.

6, the beautiful collarbone is the same, and the interesting abdomen bounces around.

7. April Fool's Day is coming, and many truths will surface.

8, cheat someone, congratulations, the wolf is coming to see you! Happy April Fool's Day!

9, children, don't confess on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows that you are not lying.

10, I can finally confess to the person I like. What are you afraid of on April Fool's Day anyway? Come on!

1 1, month 1. Actually, it's not April Fool's Day, it's just a chance for the liar to tell the truth.

12, I remember that a few years ago, singles were said to be nobles, but in recent years, they have become dogs.

13, April Fool's Day, the school actually let us go to class! The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. Don't! We can't be fooled

14, the closest I got to 5 million was in an afternoon, when I got stuck side by side with an armored car.

15, Xiaoming always sleeps in class. The teacher criticized him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student.

16, don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, I'm your most important person, silly boy, I'm your father.

17, you stood in the crowd, and your long hair was blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world, echoing in my heart for a long time. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off.

18, nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

19, in fact, 2 14 is April Fool's Day and 4 1 is Valentine's Day. Because how many people say sweet words on Valentine's Day and how many people mean it on April Fool's Day?

20. I just saw someone who looks like you. I ran like crazy, only remember that there is no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the brick in my hand.

2 1, the mentally retarded person who saved this message, if replying to this message is equivalent to being an idiot, if forwarding this message, congratulations, you are still saved, and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

22. If I were the sun, I would give you warmth; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; But I'm nothing. So I can only give you a harassment. Ha ha!

23. Special suggestion: At present, cameras are becoming more and more rampant. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped, please dress and take a shower, don't pee, remember, remember!

Starting from tomorrow, the municipal government has decided to eliminate all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Pack your things and go out for refuge. Don't say I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

25. There was once a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it after losing it. If you give me another chance, I will say four words to that girl: leave me alone!

26, I desperately looking for you at night, I am waiting for you naked, I can't live without you in bed, only you can make me comfortable, where are you ... pajamas.

27. God said he would grant me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. He thought for a moment and said:

28. I understand that every short message sent to you will make you unforgettable! I know, every word I write to you makes you forget all about eating and sleeping! But I want to know, when will you treat me to the meal you owe me?

29. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me-wallet!

30. Xiao Lv said to mother donkey: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

3 1, meeting you is the beginning of my heart; Falling in love with you is my happy choice; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping into the red carpet is my eternal motivation. Unfortunately-I sent it to the wrong person.

32. Dust off innocence, bind up liveliness, release freedom, package wisdom, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

You like cleaning and mopping the floor every day. Your figure is graceful, your personality is shy and silent, you are unique in the world, you work hard and have no feminine taste, you will pass it on as a story, lovely mop!

34. Hello, we are the Admissions Office of Fool College. After repeated investigations, we decided to accept you as a student in our college on April Fool's Day, with free tuition and all-inclusive accommodation. Your student number is: Fool Ichiro!

35. Your friendship enriches my feelings: I cry when you cry; You laugh and I laugh; When you jump off a tall building, I will stick my head out and shout without hesitation: Wow! Not dead!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how long the wind is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the fire is, how hot it is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business, as long as you are happy April Fool's Day!

37. This information is purely harassing information! Warning, go to sleep before you sleep! Turn over and go back to sleep! Get up after a long sleep and go to the bathroom to sleep! I really don't want to sleep. Pick up my mobile phone and harass those who want to sleep with me!

I received this message as a pink DuDu pig. I deleted this message as an African pig. I replied to this message as a wild boar in the wild boar forest. I didn't reply as a Rwandan pig. I stored it as a Ukrainian white pig. I forwarded it as a local stupid pig. Hey, hey, what do you do?

39. Right and wrong are fools, right and wrong are fools, and right and wrong are fools. No matter right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong, right or wrong. Happy April Fool's Day!

40. It's almost April Fool's Day. I'll teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to play silly hat will resolutely sue you.

4 1. It is said that you confessed to a woman a while ago and were scolded: Who are you? She's really ungrateful. Only I know that you are different from others. Because your ideal is to bloom chopped green onion first and then fake daffodils!

42. Friar Sand said: I changed eighteen times, Bajie said: I changed thirty-six times, and Wukong said: I changed seventy-two times. Tang Priest was furious: I didn't see you change your mobile phone on the way to the west. Look, the monster is still reading text messages on his mobile phone!

43. Did you know that my friend talked about you just now? I quarreled with them and almost started, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan, which was too much! I didn't treat you like a pig at all!

Forgive me for not texting you on other holidays, not because I don't miss you, but because I don't know where to start. Today is your holiday, and I can finally say to you loudly, dear, Happy April Fool's Day!

45. I heard that on April Fool's Day, a person was fooled by others, with lame legs, crooked eyes and fooled brain, and almost said goodbye to the world! Do you know who it is? Stop looking back, it's you! How's it going? Is it better?

46. On April Fool's Day, Liu Xiang, who was limping, was fooled first. Some people had a high IQ and some people had a good eye. Don't want to be fooled by me: please don't go to dinner, don't give gifts, and don't reply to such news! Ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

47. Times have really improved. Hair color is increasing, eyes can change color, nails can be encrusted, navel can be perforated, and idiots can read text messages. Hehe, I hope you can keep smiling every day and have a good mood.

48. Buy * *, I asked: Pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. When guessing boxing, I asked: pay or buy a pair? You said: Pay the bill. I went to buy a diamond ring. I asked, if it were you, would you pay the bill or buy a pair? You said: I'll pay!

49, April Fool's Day said stupid: You said you are not stupid, I said a little stupid. You said you can't be stupid, I said you can be stupid. If you don't let me be stupid, I'll make you stupid. You say stupid to yourself, I say stupid to everyone. Of all the fools, you are still the stupidest!

50. It is foolhardy to pull out the seedlings and encourage them. It's no use waiting for the rabbit. It is convenient to carve a boat and seek a sword. It is customary to mend after it is late. It is absurd to pretend that there is no money here. Keep looking down and immediately become a big idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

5 1, a pair of golden eyes, cheeks painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw it, they thought, * *, the hospital will take you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

52, male correction, in high spirits, wearing a big thick makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

I know you are never superstitious, but it is expected that April Fool's Day is not suitable for anything. The sound of wind and rain is the sound of reading, and the sound is unbelievable! Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day 1 April Fool's Day, I wish you a successful fool, and don't be fooled.

54. I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, and dream about you when I sleep. I can't go during the day and I can't sleep at night. It's very painful. When can I get your ... 5 million prize? Happy April Fool's Day!

55. With Pangu's creation, the evolution of apes has a play; With Oracle Bone Inscriptions as the letterhead, history will come alive; With Daiyu and Baoyu, the Red Chamber has only been circulated for centuries. With my short message, I know that pigs can read mobile phones! Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

56. Hey, bring a million dollars when you see the text message. If you go to the back hill alone, don't call the police, or we will kill the tickets. Remember not to call the police and don't get angry. Haha, friend, are you kidding? Happy April Fool's Day!

57. In the morning, you made a vow of eternal love. At night, you sing the prayer of love, and your voice is endless. You "stole" a gem as a gift for a beautiful woman. You stayed up all night and poured out your tenderness. I hug you-waves. Happy April Fool's Day!

58. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Look at this message for two seconds. You see: you speak clearly, your brain is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more and more. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

59. People say you are stupid. You are filial to your parents, sincere to others, unfaithful to the opposite sex and selfless in your work. This kind of character is really valuable, and everyone praises your kindness. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

60. Business will not seek "stupidity". Love is never "stupid", it often takes advantage of "stupid". Every year, the financial resources are rolling, and good luck is "stupid" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

6 1, always remember the sunset by the stream. You opened the bottle cap and drank vinegar, but didn't spit out tears. You held your mobile phone, wrapped your head with a mop, hummed a fool's song and danced like a madman. Wow! Whose pig is so cool, haha, April Fool's Day is here, pig. Happy April Fool's Day!

62. On April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

When April Fool's Day comes, everyone will laugh heartily. How cute the fool is. Calm down and don't blame him. Fools will laugh, and friendship will not be defeated. Ha ha, laugh it off, no knot. I wish you a fool success and be laughed at by him!

64. On the first day of April, I sincerely wish you: if you are sleepy, you must sleep; if you are tired, you must lean on the sofa; if you are happy, you must laugh; if you are bored, you must forget as soon as possible; if you are depressed, you must ask me to enlighten you; if you are lazy, you must treat me to bread; if you go out, you must trip over money!

65. Quick identification method of fool SMS: the receiver is "stupid" every year, the respondent is "stupid" every month, the sender is "stupid" every day, the depositor is "stupid" all the time, and the deletion person is not "stupid". Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!