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Urgent ~ translated by Liu Yichuan.

During the Yifeng period, a scholar, Liu Yi, went to Chang 'an, the capital city, to take the imperial examination. As a result, he failed in the exam and was ready to return to his hometown by the water in Hunan. He remembered that a fellow countryman lived in Jingyang and went to say goodbye. After walking six or seven miles, suddenly a flock of birds flew straight up. The horse was frightened and ran to the side of the road for six or seven miles before stopping.

In Yifeng, there is a Confucian scholar Liu Yi, who should be promoted to the next place and sent back to Xiangbin. I miss my hometown, and those who have guests in Jingyang will see me off. At six or seven miles, the birds were startled, and the disease fled to the left. After six or seven miles, it stopped.

I saw a woman herding sheep by the roadside. He felt very strange and looked at it carefully, but she was a very beautiful woman. However, her eyebrows were slightly wrinkled, her face was sad, her clothes were worn out, and she stood in ecstasy as if waiting for something. Liu Yi couldn't help asking her: "What pain do you have, and you have wronged yourself to this extent?" At first, the woman showed a sad look and thanked Liu Yi. Then she began to cry and replied, "I am an unfortunate person. You will take care of me today." But my resentment is unforgettable. How can I feel ashamed and avoid saying it? I hope you will listen. I used to be the youngest daughter of the Dragon King in Dongting, and my parents married me to the second son of the Dragon King in Jingchuan. But my husband likes to have fun in wine and wine, is confused by minions, and hates and despises me day by day. Later, I told my in-laws that they doted on their son and couldn't control it. Several well-meaning complaints have offended my in-laws. My in-laws tortured me and drove me to this point. "Say that finish, sobbing, very sad. Then he said, "Dongting is so far away from here. The boundless sky can't convey news, my heart is exhausted, my eyes can see through, and I can't know my sadness. "I heard that you are going back to the south. Your hometown is next to Dongting Lake. Maybe I can take you with me. I wonder if you can promise? " Liu Yi said: "I am a loyal person. I am very excited after listening to your words. I only hate that I have no wings and can't fly to Dongting. What can I say if I promise or not? But Dongting Lake is very deep. I can only travel in the world. How to deliver letters in the Dragon Palace? I'm afraid that the fairyland on earth is dark and the road is impassable, which has failed your enthusiasm and violated your sincere wishes. Do you have any good way to show me the way? " The woman cried sadly and thanked her and said, "I hope you have a good trip." These words need not be said. If there is an answer, even if (I) died, I would like to thank (you). How dare (me) say more when you didn't promise (just now)? Since you promised, please ask me (how to get to the Dragon Palace in Dongting). Dongting is no different from the capital of the world. "

I saw a woman herding sheep by the roadside. A monster regards it as a special color. However, the moth's face was uncomfortable and the towel cover was dull. She listened to Xiang Li and waited for something. Yi Yi said, "Why bother bring disgrace to oneself?" The woman thanked Chu first, and finally cried and said, "It's a pity that I lost my concubine, so I'm embarrassed to speak to my elders today. But if you hate penetrating musculoskeletal, how can you avoid it? I'm glad to hear it. Aunt, I am the daughter of the Dragon King of Dongting. Parents deserve to marry Jingchuan's second son, but her husband enjoys it, being confused by servants and getting tired of it. Then I'll sue my aunt. She loves her son and can't resist it. Frequent complaints offended my aunt. My aunt and uncle ruined it. " End of speech: I cried and was devastated. Then he said, "Dongting Lake is here, and I don't know how many are far away. The sky is boundless and I can't understand the loss of trust. I'm out of my mind and I don't know anything. Return it to Wu, who will be near Dongting, or he will entrust a waiter with a ruler book. What do you think? " Yi said: "I am an upright person." Wen Zi said, qi and blood run, hate hairless, can't fly hard. What can you call it? However, Dongting, the water is deep, I walk in the dust, would rather pay tribute? Afraid of the gloomy road, we can't reach the same goal, resulting in a negative sincere trust and a sincere desire. What can you do to guide me? " The woman cried and thanked, "Take care of the burden and don't say anything. If you lose your money, you will die. You're not allowed. How dare you speak? You have to ask, Dongting is no different from Beijing. "

Liu Yi asked her to talk about it. The woman said, "There is a big orange on the south bank of Dongting, and the locals call it the country. You have to take off your belt, tie something else, knock on the trunk three times and someone will come out to meet you. Just follow him, there will be no obstacles. I hope that in addition to informing you, you will tell my family all the words in my heart and don't change! " Liu Yi said, "I will listen to you." The woman took the letter out of her skirt, bowed to Liu Yi and handed it to him. Looking at the east, she shed tears again, and she was very sad. Liu Yi also felt sorry for her. (He) put the letter in his bag and asked, "I wonder what's the use of your shepherd. Do the gods still want to slaughter (them)? " The woman said, "These are not sheep, but' rain workers'." "What is a' rain worker'?" (Answer) said: "Like thunder and lightning (the god in charge of rain)." Looking back at those sheep, Liu Yi saw them holding their heads high and striding, drinking water and eating grass in a very special way, but their bodies, hair and horns were no different from those of sheep. Liu Yi added, "I will deliver the letter for you. When you go back to Dongting in the future, I hope you won't avoid me. " The woman said, "Not only don't avoid it, but treat it like a relative." Say that finish, (Liu Yi and her) bid farewell to the east. I didn't walk dozens of steps. When I looked back, both the woman and the sheep were gone.

Please smell it. The woman said, "In the shade of Dongting, there is a big orange, which the villagers call the orange club. You have to untie this belt, tie it with something else, and then knock on the tree three times to be the one who answers. So, there is no obstacle. Fortunately, in addition to the gentleman's book, I learned to rely on sincere words, there is no doubt about it! " Yi said, "I respect my life." So the woman untied the book in the middle of the book, and then worshipped it, looking around and crying, if it didn't hit. Yi is deeply worried about this. He put it in his schoolbag because he asked, "I don't know what my son's shepherd is for." Will the gods slaughter? "The woman said," If it is not a sheep, it is a rain worker. ""What is a rain worker? " Yue: "The image of thunder is also. "You watch, you will notice your anger, the way you drink will be very different, and the size of your hair will be different. Yi added, "I am the messenger. I'm glad he went back to Dongting and I won't avoid him. " The woman said, "I'd rather stop than avoid it, just like my loved ones." "Words unexpectedly, don't go east. Within a few dozen steps, looking back at women, children and sheep, they all died and disappeared.

That night, (Liu Yi) went to Jingyang to say goodbye to his friends. After more than a month, (Liu Yi) returned to his hometown to visit Dongting. On the south bank of Dongting Lake, there is indeed a kind of social orange. He changed his belt and knocked on the tree three times. After a while, a samurai appeared in the waves, saluted Liu Yi and asked, "Where did the distinguished guest just come from?" Liu Yi didn't tell him the truth, but said, "I'm here to see the king." The samurai separated from the water, pointed out the way and marched with Liu Yi. He said to Liu Yi, "Close your eyes and you will arrive soon." According to his words, Liu Yi went to the Dragon Palace. I saw a tall hall opposite, with countless doors. There are strange flowers and trees in the yard, all kinds. The samurai told Liu Yi to stop at the corner of the temple and said, "Please wait here." Liu Yi asked, "What is this place?" The samurai said, "This is the temple of spiritual emptiness." Liu Yi looked at it carefully and felt that all the treasures in the world were here. The pillars of the temple are made of white walls, the steps are paved with sapphire, the beds are inlaid with coral, the curtains are made of crystal, the green lintel is inlaid with colored glass, and the rainbow-like roof beams are decorated with amber. I can't tell you the depth of the scenery in Qili.

In the evening, leave your friends when you arrive in the city. After more than a month, I went home to visit Dongting. The yin of Dongting is orange. It's easy to take, but the tree strikes three times. Russia has produced a warrior, and then please worship; "Where will the distinguished guests come from?" Without telling the truth, Yi said, "Go to the king's ear." Beowulf uncovers the water to lead the way and lead the foreigners forward. Yi said, "When you close your eyes, you can count your breath." With that, Yi returned to his palace. At first, I saw pavilions and terraces facing each other, with thousands of portals, exotic plants and trees, and everything. The husband stopped at the corner of the big room and said, "guests should stay here and wait." Yi Dao: "Where is this?" The husband said, "This temple is empty, too." If you look carefully, it will be a treasure in the world and it will be completed here. The column is made of white jade, the bed is made of coral, the curtain is made of water, the glass is carved with plum, and the amber is decorated with red holes. Wonderful and profound, you can't say it.

But the dragon king didn't come out for a long time. Liu Yi asked the warrior, "Where is Dongting Jun?" Bushido: "My king is in Zhu Xuange, and he is talking with Taoist Sun about the classics of fire. It's almost over." Liu Yi asked, "What is the fire sutra?" The warrior said, "Our king is a dragon. Dragons show gods with water. He can drown mountains and valleys with a drop of water. Taoist Sun is a human being. People show their skills with fire, and a lamp in Epang Palace can burn to scorched earth. But fire and water have different functions and changes. Sun Daochang is proficient in the use of fire by human beings. We invited him to see the king and listen to his opinion. " No sooner had I finished than the door was wide open. A group of attendants followed the body like a shadow, and gathered like clouds to surround a man wearing a purple robe and holding a sapphire. The samurai jumped up and said, "This is our king!" " Report immediately. Dong Tingyun looked at Liu Yi and said, "Isn't this the world?" Liu Yi replied, "Yes." He bowed to Dongting Jun, and Dongting Jun replied, asking him to sit in Xu Ling. He said to Liu Yi, "The underwater palace is deep and I am ignorant. Sir, I'm not afraid to come here thousands of miles away. What can I do for you? " Liu Yi said, "I, Liu Yi, am a compatriot of the king. Growing up by the water in Hunan, I went to Chang 'an to seek fame. I didn't pass the exam a few days ago. In my spare time, I rode a horse on the bank of the water mirror and saw the king's daughter herding sheep in the wild. She is weather-beaten and gaunt, which makes people uncomfortable. I asked her. (She) told me:' I was abused by my husband and my in-laws didn't understand, so I came to this step. I was so sad that I burst into tears, which was really pitiful. She asked me to post a letter from home. I promised to be here today. "So he took out the letter and handed it to Dongting Jun. After reading the letter, Mr. Dongting covered his face with his sleeves and began to cry. He said, "This is my father's fault. I can't see and hear clearly, so like the deaf and blind, I don't know that the weak girl in the boudoir was framed by a distance. You are an irrelevant passer-by, but you can help the poor. Thanks to your great kindness, how can I forget? " Say that finish, and sigh for a long time. Even the people next to him were moved to tears. At this time, a eunuch was waiting beside him. Dongting Jun gave him the letter and asked him to send it to the palace. After a while, I heard crying in the palace. Dongting Jun quickly said to his entourage, "Go and tell the palace not to cry, I'm afraid Qiantang Jun will know." Liu Yi asked, "Who is the Qiantang River Army?" Dong Tingjun said, "It's my beloved brother. I used to be the person in charge of Qiantang, and now I have been removed. " Liu Yi asked again, "Why don't you let him know?" Dong Tingjun said, "Because he is brave and extraordinary. Earlier, a flood occurred during Tang Yao's nine-year reign, which was the reason for his anger. Recently, it was not in harmony with the sky, and the five mountains were flooded. God forgave my brother's sin, because I always had some advantages. But he is still being held here, so people in Qiantang are looking forward to his return every day. "

However, Wang Jiu is not. Yi said to her husband, "Dongting Wang Pingan?" He said: "My husband was lucky enough to be in Zhu Xuange and told Taoist Sun about the Sutra of Fire, so he chose not to finish it." Yi said, "What is the fire classics?" The husband said, "My Lord, Long Ye. The dragon regards water as a god, and a drop can cover the valley. Taoist priests are also human beings. People regard fire as sacred, and a lamp can burn a room. But the spiritual purpose is different and metaphysics is different. Sun Daoren is good at reasoning with others, and my gentleman invites him to listen. " After speaking, the palace door opened. From the clouds, I saw a man dressed in purple with a sapphire in his hand. Fu Yue said, "This is my husband!" Even let us know before. Jun took a look at Yi and asked, "Aren't you human?" Yi said to him, "Of course." Easy is to worship, the monarch also worships, and lives under the spirit deficiency. Yi said, "The water house is deep, and I am ignorant. Your majesty is not far away. What will he do? " Yi said, "Yi is a native of the country. He grew up in Chu and studied in Qin. Last night, I wandered in the water mirror. I couldn't bear to see your beloved daughter herding sheep in the wild. Yi Yin is arrogant. Yi said,' I was thinned by my husband, and menstruation didn't care. That's it. "Because the book became it. After reading it, Mr. Dongting covered his face with his sleeve and wept, saying, "Father's sin is beyond recognition. Being deaf and dumb makes my boudoir window weak, far from damaging it. Man, I'm still a stranger, but I'm in a hurry. Fortunately, I was bitten, how dare I be negative? " With that, they mourned for a long time. Both sides have runny noses. Sometimes officials serve you in secret, and you give them a book and order them to enter the palace. For a moment, the palace was crying. The king was frightened and said to the left and right, "I'm afraid Qiantang will know about this disease." Yi said, "Qiantang, who is it? Yue: "I love my brother." . I used to be the head of Qiantang, but now I'm in politics. "Yi said," Why didn't you let me know? " He said, "Courage is beyond people's ears. Yesterday Yao was flooded for nine years, but this son was angry. In the near future, the five mountains will be blocked. God regards me as a person with thin heart and virtue in ancient and modern times, so he forgives the crime of sharing the same gas. However, it is still here, so the people of Qiantang are waiting every day. "

Words haven't say that finish, suddenly a loud noise, the sky is falling, the palace was shaken by the earthquake, clouds poured up. In a blink of an eye, a dragon with thousands of feet long appeared, with eyes like lightning, tongue like latosolic red, scales like cinnabar, mane like flame and a gold chain around its neck. The chain was tied to a jade pillar, and countless lightning flew straight away. Liu Yi threw herself on the ground in fright. Dong Tingjun helped him up personally and said, "Don't be afraid, there is no danger." It took Liu Yi a while to calm down, and then she took leave and said, "I want to go back alive and avoid it." Dong Tingjun said, "That won't happen. It was like this when I went, but it was different when I came back. I hope I can do my bit. " Out of hospitality, he arranged a banquet and toasted each other.

Words haven't say that finish, suddenly a loud noise, the sky were to fall, the palace crumbling, clouds boiling. There is a red dragon in Russia, more than 1000 feet long, with an electric eye and a bloody tongue, a red scale flame, a gold lock around its neck and a jade pillar, which is thundering, raining all around, hail, rain for a while, and fly to the blue sky for a while. I'm afraid of this land. Your relatives raised their arms and said, "Don't be afraid. Solid and harmless. " Yi felt a little safe for a long time, but he made up his mind. Because he was gone, he said, "I wish I could come back alive and avoid coming back." Jun said, "It won't be like this. Its departure is natural, but its arrival is not. Fortunately, I am doing my best. " Take care of each other for life and pay for personnel.

Soon a slight warm wind suddenly blew, revealing colorful clouds. In a harmonious atmosphere, an exquisite guard of honor appeared, followed by a band playing beautiful songs. Countless maids are dressed up and laughing. There is a person behind, born with beauty. She is wearing gorgeous decorations, and the length of silk clothes matches. Liu Yi took a closer look, and it turned out to be the woman who had sent him a message before. But she looked sad and loving, and her tears fell off and on. After a while, red smoke covered her left side, Ziyun floated on her right side, and the fragrant wind curled up and went to the palace. Dong Tingjun smiled and said to Liu Yi, "The people who suffered in the water mirror are back." (Say goodbye to Liu Yi) and go back to the palace. After a while, I heard the voice of complaining again, and it didn't stop for a long time.

Hungry and auspicious, the wind is clear and the clouds are light, and the architecture is exquisite and exquisite. Red makeup is ten million, laughter is bustling. There is a man behind him, with a natural moth eyebrow, a bright face and an uneven figure. What I forced to see was the former messenger. However, if you are happy, if you are sad, you have no tears. After a while, the red smoke covered the left, the purple gas was comfortable, and the aroma swirled into the palace. Jun smiled and said, "Yi said: The prisoner is the most." You have surrendered to the palace. In an instant, I heard the bitterness and bitterness for a long time.

After a while, Dongting Jun came out again and had a drink with Liu Yi. I saw another man, wearing a purple robe and holding a sapphire, with outstanding appearance and full of energy, standing on the left side of Dongting Jun. Dongting Jun introduced Liu Yi: "This is Qiantang Jun." Before Liu joined him, he saluted Qiantang Jun. Qiantang Jun also paid a courtesy call back and said to Liu Yi, "Unfortunately, my niece was abused by that bad boy. Rely on your loyalty and trustworthiness; Bring the news that (she) is suffering in the distance here. Rely on your loyalty and trustworthiness; Bring the news that (she) is suffering in the distance here. Otherwise, she will become the dust of Jingling. It's hard to express your kindness and gratitude in words. " Liu Yiqian falsely said that she didn't deserve it, but she repeatedly promised. (Qiantang Army) turned back and said to his younger brother, "I just started from Xulingtang and just arrived in Jingyang. I fought there at noon and didn't come back here." Rush to the ninth day in the middle and report to God. God knows my niece's grievance and forgives my mistake. Even my previous punishment was forgiven. But (I) was strong-willed and didn't have time to say goodbye to you when I left, which disturbed the palace and offended the guests. I'm ashamed and scared, and I don't know how much I'm wrong. "Take a step back and apologize again. Dong Tingjun asked, "How many lives have been hurt this time? "(Answer) said:" 600,000. " "Did you spoil the crops?" (A) Said, "Fiona Fang is 800 Li." (Ask again): "What about that heartless boy?" (answer) said: "I ate. "Dongting gentleman showed an unhappy look and said," That boy has this heart, which is really intolerable; "But you are too reckless. With the wisdom of God, I can understand my daughter's strange injustice. How else can I pass the buck? From now on, don't be so reckless! " Mr. Qiantang bowed again (to show his respect).

After a while, Jun came back to have dinner with Yi. Another man, dressed in purple and holding a sapphire, is standing on your left. Jun said Yi Yue: "This Qiantang is also." Get up and worship it. Qiantang also treated him with courtesy, saying Yi said, "My nephew is unfortunate and humiliated by urchins. Lai Mingjun's son has a clear belief, which leads to far-reaching unjust imprisonment. Otherwise, it is for the land of Jingling. Dwain, I was careless. " Easy? Return to polite refusal and passive pitching. Then he told his brother, "I am mentally weak." I have arrived in Jingyang and played there at noon, but I didn't come back here. " Tell God there was a nine-day interval. The emperor knew his mistake and forgave his loss. Condemned by the former, it was exempted. However, just excited intestines, without waiting for words, disturbed the palace and invited guests. I'm scared. I don't know what I've lost. "And worship because of retreat. Jun said, "What did you kill?" Say, "600 thousand." "Hurt crops?" Say, eight hundred li. ""heartless lang an? " Say, eat it. "Jun suddenly said," the urchin's behavior is sincere and unbearable; However, you are too careless. It is up to God to show his holiness, so I'm sorry. Otherwise, what can I say? From then on, I left, don't do this! "The restoration of worship in Qiantang.