Tell me something embarrassing about your campus life, and be true.

1. When I was in primary school, I saw a man who looked like my classmate. I patted him on the shoulder and said good morning to him. As a result, he turned and looked at me in surprise. I suddenly realized that I didn't know him. So I am embarrassed to say to him: I am sorry. I ran up to him and said, boy, don't run, you hit someone.

2. What about our dormitory? I just arrived, and the others are roommates for three years. On the first night, they talked very late, and it was almost 12 o'clock. Every hour, I remind them, "It's XX o'clock, don't you go to bed?" As a result, no one paid attention to me, and they continued to discuss their gossip. Finally, at twelve o'clock, someone finally heard my sadness. But the man said something I didn't understand: Wang XX, don't make any noise, go to sleep by yourself. But my last name is Chen.

3. A classmate changed his mobile phone number, and he gave it to me, and then asked me to send him a short message when I was free, asking him to write down my mobile phone number, so I sent it: Hey ... Guess who I am? He: Who is it? Either Li XX or the mole. Me: No. I'm not. He: Who is that? Me: Guess. He: Li XX, stop playing. It must be you. Me: Do you think Li XX will be angry if I send this message?

A classmate in our dormitory especially likes playing pranks. He kicks the door on purpose every time he comes in. Because the teacher likes kicking the door, we often talk, so he deliberately imitates the teacher to scare us. Once, he kicked the door and our dormitory held its breath. He said with a smile, you think the teacher is coming, don't you? Ha ha ha ha ... I laughed to death ... after he smiled at the door for a minute, he found that we still didn't talk. He turned strangely and the teacher was behind him. ...

The bus in our city used to use the bus card to swipe the card, but now it is gradually changed to the citizen card. Once I took a bus, I swiped my card with a bus card without even looking at the card swiping machine. The driver gave me a strange look, and then I found that this is a machine that can only swipe citizen cards …

6. Teachers often say: Do you want to catch your breath? This question says XXX condition, can't you see it? One day, our teacher told us a question with the condition that the equation y=kx? +x+3, what do we need eyes for? The students at the bottom unanimously replied: Breathe … and then looked at each other, even the teacher laughed.