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What are the so-called "master" swordsmen who were shot in the head and hit in the face in The Legend of the White-browed Hero?
Let's talk about how deaf people brag and get hit in the face. Guo Changda, the head of Lotus Gate, put down the "Eight Heavenly Kings" and invited the world's masters to compete with the Three Musketeers in Kaifeng House. The Kaifeng government here also invited experts, including deaf people, to help out. When Tian Deaf and De Dumb came, they asked which experts Chang Guo Changda had invited. Liang Xu said that he invited Zhu Liang, Jiang Honglie, Liu Kun and others. The deaf in the sky and the dumb on the ground look contemptuous. They say that these people invited by Guo Changda are gluttonous, which shows that they are deaf and arrogant.
By the time the Eight Heavenly Kings began to roll, the performance of the deaf was simply disastrous. When Mr. Deaf Fairy came to the stage to face the three-footed demon Lu Kun, she was knocked down by Lv Kun in fifty rounds. Day deaf stone now unexpectedly fell to the ground from three zhangs high ring, such as Xu Liang and others rushed to the crowd to pick it up, alas, day deaf stone now vomit blood has expired.
Teacher Dumb Fairy lost his mind and jumped into the ring like crazy to fight with Lv Kun, the Three-Foot Devil. Teacher dumb fairy is too sad, too angry, too anxious and too feverish, just like a paste, screwing around on the stage. With a snort of sneer, Liu Kun, a spirit demon with three feet, used a trick of "practicing the legs" and kicked it into the stomach of teacher Wei, the dumb fairy, and kicked it out of the ring. Bai Yunrui, the protector of Jade Face, flew to catch the dumb fairy teacher in the audience and gently put it on the ground. The mute fairy teacher is dead. Conclusion: A couple died of deafness. Compared with their previous boasting, it's really nine Niu Yi hairs.
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