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Say "fuck"
On a business trip, the car passed the Qinling Mountains, and a young man climbed to the opposite bed in the middle of the night. Soon, a flight attendant came to check and said that it was not your berth. Come down! The young man said I was just lying down for a while. The stewardess said, "This is not your fucking berth. What are you doing lying on it? "
"Who the fuck are you cursing?"
"I told you to come down!"
"Come down, what are you cursing?"
Suddenly it changed from "his mother" to "your mother", and the war escalated instantly!
Just as they were about to start a fight, the police came and stopped a possible fight.
I can see that the stewardess is an unintentional mantra, but it almost caused a fight!
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I went to buy clothes again. I tried a few pieces, and almost all the shopping guides boasted: "How handsome!" "Seriously, it suits you so well." I gave her a white look: "I look so handsome in your clothes here?" "Really handsome!" She's a little embarrassed.
Praise such as "true", "good-looking", "handsome" and "appropriate" is their mantra. But I didn't feel it after listening to it. It obviously felt like a lie without being pressed. As long as you can pay.
The same is true for buying big electrical appliances, furniture and ceramics. No matter what your situation, which product, which function and which style are suitable for you. As long as you are willing to pay.
But few people pay for your mantra.
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Have a meal? Honestly, thank you, bored, bored, dizzy ... In life and work, the mantra is almost everywhere, including you, me, him and her, and everyone has it. The quality of the mantra may directly affect your interpersonal relationship, life and work.
I divide spells into the following four categories:
Politeness: please welcome, thank you, I'm sorry, excuse me, be polite, I'm sorry ... please use this mantra more, which can show your good cultivation, high quality and good image.
Dislike categories: Lao Zi, Lao Niang, boring, really boring, boring, really annoying, depressed ... Try to quit this mantra, which not only affects others, but also harms your image. If you talk too much, your friends may get farther and farther away.
Filthy category: your sister, his mother, his grandmother, mental derangement, illness ... Needless to say, this category is resolutely resisted! Don't tell me "this is the mantra between brothers", no matter how bitter the brothers are, they will feel uncomfortable.
Neutral: I am dizzy, really, really? Right? OK or not? what do you think? Honey, honey, Momoda, did you listen to me and eat first? I'm doing this for your own good. Seriously, to be honest, I'm not lying to you. It is said that maybe ... it needs to be emphasized that its influence depends on the application environment and context. For example, if you are a girl, say, "What? What? " For same-sex friends or people who know you very well, the other person will smile and feel more intimate. If you are a strange single man, you are bound to commit a crime and make people sleepless all night; If the other person is of the opposite sex with a family and happens to be seen by his wife, it is likely to trigger a war at home.
How to use it, first of all, you should fully consider the situation of the other party and the context at that time, which is also a small test of your emotional intelligence.
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"Some people will lose many opportunities and friends because of the mantra, so it is very important to optimize the mantra." Psychologists say so.
Improve the quality of the people, from the "fucking" mantra.
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