Comment on the classic words spoken by friends

1. Without any defense, you just made me ... throw up.

2. Take an hour by yourself. If you smoke too much, you will blush.

After reading what you said, my hands trembled slightly in shock, and even a few drops of urine shook out. My lips trembled for a long time and I couldn't wake up from the shock. I can't calm down anymore. I reached out and wiped my tears, and my trembling lips spit out three words: "well written!" " ? 6? seven

4. Your statement didn't have gorgeous language modification, but it touched the readers with plain truth. The sentences are fluent, in one go, and the psychological description and detailed description are very successful, giving people a feeling of aftertaste! From a literary point of view, it is a model of modern Tencent space with novel materials, clear angles, plain and elegant language and concise words! After reading your article word for word, I can't be calm for a long time! How can there be such a clever speech in this world? I can't believe my eyes. Since the reform and opening-up, I thought that nothing could move me any more. I didn't expect to see such exquisite talk today. You let me deeply understand the sentence' there is someone outside, there is a sky behind'. After reading it, I dare not reply easily. I'm afraid my rude words have defiled the rare talk in this world. But I did, because I felt it would be a lifelong regret if I couldn't leave my footprints behind such a wonderful speech. Please forgive my selfishness! No amount of flowery words can describe the wonderful degree of this speech, so I just want to say: please don't stop writing!

Chopin, no matter how awesome he is, can't play the sadness of your balls.

6. There is a kind of fatness called being fat when drinking cold water. . . .

7. Help me get up and earn money. . .

8. It's true that the days are the same, and the life of the poor is wonderful. Let's applaud this social silver ~

9. Amazing my big brother dei~ This wave of operating walls can't help but serve you!

10. Today, I realized that it is not a skill to bask in a house, a car and happiness. Come out in the sun if you dare. Tips: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather, and stay where you are.

1 1. You have your net red face and I have my baby fat, not very red but very fat!

12. I saw you talking again, which made me very worried about you: Are you finished with advanced mathematics? Can you pass CET-4 and CET-6? Do you have a life plan? Does the university let you talk every day? Can you stand in the society in the future? Is it helpful for you to find a job smoothly? Can telling parents reassure them? Tell me if you can serve your country and find someone. Have you ever thought that you will struggle alone in the future, and the vortex of society will always involve you? Can you stand the competition in the jungle? If you don't study hard, how can you have a skill, how to highlight yourself, how to repay your parents without studying hard, and how to solve these problems? Do you know your parents? Can sending messages make your life smooth? A cruel society is beyond your control. Only by studying hard, enriching yourself and perfecting yourself can you be different and have the ability to kill five regiments, understand? You got it? Are you awake? Don't cry in Sao years. Send another one later. ...

13. You lose money by your ability, and both employers and employees have to win it back by your face! ! !

14. Nowadays, women have lost their hair in their teens. By the age of 20, they don't know how many men they have fucked or how many husbands they have called, and they keep saying that they are virgins. For this kind of woman, I just want to say: please contact me!

15. I am a straightforward person, and my thinking logic may be relatively simple. It is often inappropriate to speak. What's offensive? Come and hit me!