Cry your eyelashes. Tell me about it.

No one protects my soft sister, so I can only teach myself to be a woman.

The most painful time is the best time, and you can see many things clearly.

As soon as I get online, you get offline. As soon as I get off the line, you go online. I'm still alive. Why don't you die?

Losing your temper is called nature. Putting your temper back is the skill.

I won't cry for you because my mascara is expensive.

I wish I was just a child. If I give a candy, I will laugh; If I fall, I will cry. You don't have to disguise yourself beyond recognition or suppress your feelings.

What is impossible to prevent is the docile knife given by the opposite of the people around you.

Look at people with time and heart, not eyes and gossip.

The real function of tears is to wash your eyes and let you see the person who makes you cry.

The biggest disappointment of Mr. Lu Xun's life is that the articles written with his life were used by later generations to assign homework.

Bad temper control, not so big, can't take care of everyone's feelings.

Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.

I will never cry for you again, because my mascara is too expensive.

1. I will never cry for you again, because my mascara is too expensive.

One day, you will meet that person and watch every sunrise with you until the end of your life.

I am not good at words, but I always want to talk nonsense with you.

4. Is there anyone like you who just broke into people's hearts and stayed?

5. Degraded feelings are like cigarettes, which can't be thrown away without nutrition, allowing them to erode themselves bit by bit.

6. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao weaves autumn trousers with my red rope.

7. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

8. You are not in every dream of mine.

9. It's been half a year since we broke up, and today he added me. The verification information is: I owe you the future!

10. Two people who really love each other will not lose to appearance, distance, height, age or other people's nonsense.

1 1. I only have one dream, four words, and I have you all the way.

12. Don't say you love me easily unless you are serious, because I may do some crazy things, for example, trust you.

13. Every time I make a big move, I just want to get your attention.

14. Some people say that it is actually very simple to forget someone. Don't meet them, don't be mean. However, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years.

15. Some people, who were just passers-by in life, later became frequent visitors to memory.

16. It took me a long time to know that there is another person in this world. Although he belongs to you for a short time, if you want to forget him, it will take a lifetime.

17. I am used to using your name to refuse others.

What brand of mascara do you have? You're crying like this. You haven't taken off your makeup.

Introduction: When I was with my girlfriend, she said that she liked drama. I asked her what kind of drama she liked, but she wouldn't tell me. Until one day I saw her plain photo, I asked her if she liked Sichuan opera, and she said, how do you know? I said I'm not blind. You look like a face-changing enthusiast.

1. I accidentally saw a row of English letters "WJDWTZNDXHDbrG" under the desk of the deskmate goddess today. Please translate its meaning. God replied: I think that thing at my deskmate is so short that it is not as good as a dog!

My friend has been in love for three months and hasn't done anything seriously. Today, some friends were having dinner at his house. His mother scolded him again and told him to make a decision quickly, but his friends looked reluctant. His mother slapped him angrily at that time: "Is it a mule or a horse that can't be pulled out of bed for a walk?"

My wife and I have been married for seven years. When I applied for the birth permit, I actually said that our marriage certificate could not be found online, which means that she married another stranger. What is the rhythm? Have I slept with someone else's wife?

4. One night, my home was disconnected from the Internet, and I went to the neighbor's window to eat snacks and lick wifi. Suddenly, the door opened wide, and a beautiful woman rushed out with a toilet brush wrapped in a bath towel and scolded, "It's the first time I've seen someone peeking at someone taking a bath and bringing snacks." "

5. A beautiful colleague just went to work and said, "Wow, it smells good." I proudly said: "My brother's body fragrance!" Then the beauty said, "I haven't eaten stinky tofu for a long time, so greedy ..."

6. Walking on the road after work, a car sped past the waterlogged road and splashed mud all over me. At that time, I couldn't help but make up my mind that I must buy a waterproof coat when I have money.

7, quarrel with your wife, blurt it out when you are excited, get out! My wife refused and said angrily, say it again! I was angry at that time. Say it again, the Yangtze River flows east!

8. Wife: "Who the fuck is not getting divorced today?" Husband: "Grandma, what do you want to eat at noon today? I'll do it! "

9. I went to the toilet in the department store. I took one of the two lighters in the car. When squatting, I found that the pit was flat and I couldn't hit it. I've been hitting it over there. At this time, a man came from the pit next door. After a while, the sound of a lighter came from the gap below. When I finished, I handed back a cigarette ... this is called kindness!

10, the company manager went to the police station to report the case. He said, officer, our cashier is missing. The policeman asked: Have you checked the company's safe? The manager said: it has been thoroughly checked. The policeman asked: What's the matter? The manager said that he was not in it.

1 1. I saw a beautiful woman at the bus stop just now. I got up the courage to walk up to her and strike up a conversation: "Beauty, where do you live and what car are you waiting for?" The beauty said in disgust, "I have never seen such a diligent bus driver as you."

12. A young man always feels that his work is not satisfactory. The kind old chairman smiled and listened to his complaints. He picked up a raw egg and put it on the table. The egg rolled on the ground and broke. The old chairman picked up another one and did the same thing. When he picked up the fifth egg, the young man suddenly realized, "I see, you mean only hard-boiled eggs can stand up." The old chairman kindly spat a cigarette turn: "I mean you can leave if you don't want to do it."

13, I went home at night and saw a man standing on the roof, holding a mobile phone, walking around as if he would jump at any time. Oh, my God, I have to go to the police. "The police comrade, had an accident, someone standing on the roof of our house! Steal my WiFi! "

14, Ma Yun once said: A person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

15. One day, my wife bought online at home. I stepped aside, turned my chair around and said to her, wife, I want to grow old with you! My wife was very moved after hearing this, and said to me: Husband, I also want to grow old with you. I quickly said: wife, I won't buy more than two thousand dollars of anti-aging essence!

16, "When I was a child, I played house, and the fake play was really done. I am quite embarrassed to think about it now. " "What do you mean, sleeping with her little daughter?" "No, I gave her a beating."

17. It was almost time to eat at noon yesterday. I asked what fried food was. Sister said first: "Fried meat with beans." I looked at a plate full of beans and asked, "Where's the meat?" Sister said: "Among the beans, you can choose the one with wormholes and long eyes."

18, it is very dangerous for a girl to be at home alone when signing for the express delivery. Especially girls who often stay at home and often shop online. You'd better pretend to have company. Handsome couriers must be careful. If she wants to invite you in, run and don't look back.

19. One day, I misunderstood my husband. I kept calling him at night and scolding him. After a while, I heard the sound of "carving". Before, I thought it was a signal, but it was not. As soon as I opened my mouth, I yelled at the phone, "What are you doing!" He said very grievance: "Knock on the screen." I said, "Why are you tapping on the screen? Sick! " As a result, he came with a more aggrieved sentence: "Hit you." The screensaver is my photo …

20. I quarreled with my boyfriend on the phone and cried. My girlfriend came to comfort me. Suddenly, she looked me in the eye and said, "What brand of mascara do you have? You are crying like this, haven't you removed your makeup? " Damn, I'm so sad. Can't you be serious?

2 1. My girlfriend is sitting on the sofa reading a magazine. She suddenly looked up and asked me, "Hey, which do you think is more beautiful, a round face or a V-shaped face?" I held her shoulder, stared at her eyes and said seriously, "Forget it, pig kidney face is quite good."

22. What is the saddest thing for men after men and women break up? The first "not up"; The second is "not enough".

23. It doesn't matter if a girl is fat. Because she is fat, her breasts will get bigger. Boys must not be fat, because the fatter Tintin is, the shorter and smaller he will become.

24. I just met a classmate in the administrative service center. She exclaimed, "Ah, you are pregnant, how many months?" "Four months." She added, "I don't know when I get married." I smiled and responded: "I will definitely call you next time." On the way back, I thought, she must be sent by heaven to destroy me. Am I so fat?

25. The head of the dormitory walked back and forth in the dormitory today. I couldn't take it anymore, so I said to him, "If you walk again, I'll break your leg." Dormitory director: "Break my leg, who will help you cook?" He gave such a good reason that I was speechless.

26. I bought a New Pants for my second-rate husband today. He came back less than ten minutes after going out and hurt his knee. I was angry: "The pants you just bought broke in less than ten minutes." But Hall's husband said indignantly, "I'm sorry, I didn't have time to take off my pants when I fell." Me: "..."

27. I remember when I was a child, someone set off firecrackers during the Spring Festival. I picked up a big firecracker and used a lighter. Then I threw the lighter away, and the world was so quiet!

28. Do you believe in love? The saddest thing is that when Faye Wong and Nicholas Tse were together, I was still single. 1 1 years later, we are still single.

29. Wear loose clothes to go to school by bus in the morning, and two handsome guys give me their seats. In order not to embarrass everyone, I sat down with my waist touching my stomach and asked my aunt next to me about parenting knowledge for a long time. ...

30. Xiaoming, gender: male, nationality: China, occupation: appears in various application questions and jokes. With Xiaohong, Xiaofang and Xiaogang, they are also called the fourth donkey kong in mathematics. He often asks his classmates to help him make tables and make ink on the topics. Even a few pens have to be counted for him. He is one of the most annoying people after 70, 80 and 90.

Editor's note: A monk from lz University was washing clothes in the water room today, and suddenly the water was cut off. A great god next to him touched the water pipe and said affectionately, Stop it ... The fucking water is coming, leaving lz alone in the wind. ...

Don't bow your head, the crown will fall, and don't cry. Mascara is so expensive.

1. You don't deserve your ambition, and you have failed your sufferings.

You must be kind to your boyfriend in the future. After all, he is the best person in the world.

I forgave the dog once and ended up with dirty hands all my life.

My heartbreak has become a QR code, and no one has scanned it for me yet.

5. if you like it, you have to confess. If it's a big deal, even friends can't do it. It's no use being friends. I don't lack friends. I lack you.

I can leave as you say, but I can't forget as you say.

7. Find someone who loves you and forget someone you love.

8. I don't like scratching around, and I end up covered in injuries. I'd better give up and settle down.

9. Like a cat, grow up in the wind and rain, meet a little love, and become a home.

10. It takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. If there is no debt, how can we meet?

1 1. I've cut my hair short, loved rotten people, been red in the eyes, and seen through love.

12. You should learn to refuse others and get used to it. No matter how you change, some people just hate you for no reason.

13. Don't bow your head. The crown will fall off. Don't cry. Mascara is so expensive.

14. The biggest temper that a girl can lose is that the mute doesn't talk.

15. How simple the world was when I was a child. My father's shoulder is the highest place in the world, and my mother is a great hero who can arrange everything properly. Compared with friends, the most important thing is who runs faster and wins more prizes. War is just a snowball fight with friends. The biggest pain I have ever experienced is only a scratch on my knee. Goodbye, just tomorrow. /calculate/

16. When I tell you my troubles, it's not complaining, it's my trust in you.

17. I have to pretend that I don't have anything that I can't come back.

18. Don't say anything radical because of impulse. No one wants to exchange enthusiasm for indifference and consideration for injury.

19. I learn clean language and quiet laughter, and take loneliness as freedom with the wind.

20. When something goes wrong, I will not rush to blame others, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to others.

2 1. I will disappoint all your deep feelings, and I will cry for all your grievances.

22. Until the end, all tenderness is called the past.

23. Smile and silence are two effective weapons: smile can solve many problems and silence can avoid many problems.

24. You smile beautifully, as if you have never been hurt.

25. Mothers all have a common problem. As long as you say which food is delicious, they will often cook it until you get bored and complain. In fact, in this life, she is desperately giving you what you think is good, giving you love at a loss.

26. Kneeling in math, poor English, drunk in chemistry, unable to recite Chinese, failing physics and falling asleep.

27. You wear short sleeves in the sunny south, and I curl up in a ball on a cold night in the north.

28. Don't chase a horse. Use the time of chasing horses to plant grass. There will be many good horses for you to choose from when spring blossoms next year.

29. Perhaps the most beautiful thing is not to keep time, but to keep memories. I hope time is like the first sight.

30. People who are easy to be soft-hearted deserve to be treated with care. After all, even if you viciously stab her in the back, as long as you pretend to be sincere and coax her a few times before apologizing to her, she will take all the resentment against you as an accident. You don't deserve your ambition, and you have failed your sufferings.