Interesting sentences talk about mood phrases

1. Don't think that just because a girl is beautiful can seduce me, at least she is stupid enough!

2. There will be a counterattack in the floating spring, and the black fungus will not return to powder.

3. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

Money is a good medicine with obvious effect.

The best poet in China is in a mental hospital.

6. Life is like a super girl, and those who persist in the end are pure men.

7. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

8. The reason why men are fat and women are thin: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; And women only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

9. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

10. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

1 1. A: I curse your wife for not being a virgin! B: I curse your wife for being a virgin forever.

12. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is frigid …

13. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

14. It's over. You won't talk to me either. I am a dog!

15. Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

16. I think I haven't eaten chicken for too long. Why else did I get a little excited when I saw the feather duster yesterday?

17. In abstinence, please don't disturb! Or I'll break the rules.

18. Nobody wants me except you. I don't want anyone but you!

19. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

20. If I have a pair of eyes that can shed tears, it is worthwhile for me to suffer in my life.

2 1. Go is familiar to everyone. Horses walk in the fields like the sun, coming and going, commander, alas, and.

22. There is no God in this world. God smiles when human beings think. Think too much, God laughs to death.

A successful man just earns more money than his wife spends. A successful woman is looking for such a man.

24. Every dormitory has a person who grinds his teeth, a person who talks in his sleep, a person who snores and a person who sleeps late to watch the audience.

25. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

26. Peeing is the only pleasure in my daily life. You won't ask me why I am addicted to beer, will you?

27. Someone always said in front of me: live first, then live. But I found that when you are busy with life, life is gone.

28. If you choose to look up at others, don't blame others for looking down on you.

29. The seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost!

30. I can't talk I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste like you.

3 1. Please promise not to change my name in my next life, so that I can find you easily.

32. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

33. Clear and refreshing impression I'm glad I didn't entangle with you. At least I got a clear and refreshing impression.

34. Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

35. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in a few trees ...-If you die, you will die completely!

36. Every time I do my homework, touching my mobile phone is like eating dazzling chewing gum, and I can't stop.

37. Homework, you rolled back again. Can you roll again? Stay away from me.

38. Break the wife's life tenure system and implement the aunt shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

39. I knew he was a bad guy, but I forgot to say it.

40. Don't think you are a gourd doll.

4 1. Metes Bang Wei-Don't take the usual road!

42. After meeting me, you will find that handsome can be so single-minded!

43. It is said that history is a little girl's braid, and I smiled slightly. Is history so beautiful? The accurate statement should be: history is a person's beard. As time goes on, the black drops become white drops.

44. Get out of here, keep rolling. ...

45. Reduce the number of boys behind every girl to one!

46. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

47. How far is forever? Get out, boy!

48. Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real.

49. My dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

50. I left my hometown that year, and people in the village never drank a well water again.

5 1. In the days without women, I enjoy flirting with men.

52. Beauty is heaven for the eyes and hell for the wallet!

53. Renting the same girlfriend is really not afraid of god-like opponents, but afraid of renting the same girlfriend!

54. Having a hot pot buffet, my friend was greedy. After eating, there were a lot of hot dishes left. The boss pointed to the sign: grams left at the bottom of the pot, extra yuan. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you a piece after eating!

55. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

56. I often look at you on the bus, and you often look at me. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

57. I feel bad today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

58. If you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

59. It is better to do a bad thing with leaders than to help them do a good thing.

60. If you have ever learned sincerity, I think people around you will stop spitting after you turn around. Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! After all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

6 1. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

62. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

63. The National People's Congress finally stood in front of Tsinghua Peking University-the conductor shouted loudly: Dahuangzhuang, a native of Gong Wei Village, is in Tsinghua-get on the bus quickly!

64. Why go when there is no way out? Just take the bus

When I was reading a novel, it thundered outside in the middle of the night. I was so heartless that I couldn't help being startled. Emma, it's raining hard!

66. My son ran out of the classroom quickly after coming home from school yesterday. Why is it so fast today? The son gasped, don't ask, let's go! He looked blank and asked, What are you in such a hurry for? What happened? When his son pulled out the car, he whispered, "No, let's go." The teacher forgot to leave his homework today, and it will be too late for him to remember.

67. Have you ever heard of bumping into vegetables? Today, my colleague in 21 brought the same dishes as me, shredded green peppers and ants in the tree. I saw him while he was cooking. In the spirit of entertainment, I put my hand on his lunch box, shouting to copy, and then put my hand on my lunch box, shouting to paste. Then I open the lunch box to eat. My colleagues in 21 have been pestering me since I ate. It's been an hour since I learned this skill.

68. Do you know why we can feel each other's heartbeat strongly when we hug? Is it because we love each other so much that our hearts are connected? No, it's because your breasts are flat.

69. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

70. I deeply hurt the person who loves me the most. At that moment, I heard his heartbreaking voice. It was not until I turned away that I found that it was actually myself who was heartbroken. ...

7 1. I didn't give it to women at first, but I was eager to get it later!

72. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight. Isn't this pure nausea? Serves you right, fatty! You deserve it. People like you can only cry at XS's beautiful clothes. Summer is coming. Elephant legs don't bother to wear skirts; Aren't you afraid that someone will quietly marvel at your courage behind your back? I am thinner than you and work harder than you. You deserve to be so ugly

73. Does your child eat human milk or your milk now?

74. Yuanyang played with water and all his mother drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead!

75. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!

76. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Do both. You treat me like an alien.

77. Pharaoh said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I invite you to eat zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Come on, mom …

78. Hands are willing to be rough for women.

79. My quilt is ill. I want to take good care of it.

80. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

8 1. A black man went to see a horror film and turned pale with fear.

82. There are no traces of birds in the sky, but I have flown!

83. You have seed, you are awesome and you can do it! But, you have the fucking ability to sneeze with your eyes open!

84. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I do, I'll be cute.

85. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

You may not study hard, but you must not review well.

87. Look, don't kill yourself after seeing me!

88. What do young people do for a living? First-class young people rely on birth, second-class young people rely on relationships, third-class young people rely on talent, fourth-class young people rely on hard work, fifth-class young people play literature and art, sixth-class young people play games, travel is not good, watch American dramas.

89. Handan Agricultural Bank awakened my lottery dream. Let's be honest and don't always think about it!

90. Eating goods says: I have saved money all my life. I didn't buy a car or a house, and I wanted to buy a Manchu banquet.

9 1. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

92. This girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us. Secondly, you have no cleavage. How do we communicate?

93. Women, women and men, you will always stand outside the aperture and applause.

94. Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

95. Clear and refreshing impression I'm glad I didn't entangle with you. At least I got a clear and refreshing impression.

96. You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone. Don't speak ill of others behind their backs, and don't frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and never beat others up. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said.

97. I couldn't outrun the BMW after all, so I watched it fly away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

98. Raise pigs without money; Get a dog if you have money. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

99. On the first day of school, it's not the homework, it's the reason, right?

100. Buying a computer without broadband is like having wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating.