Husband doesn't give gifts. humorous

Husband's humor in not giving gifts is as follows:

1. He gave me a red envelope and he confiscated it. However, he gave me nothing and hit me hard in the face.

Don't quarrel before Tanabata, or men will have another excuse not to buy gifts!

Dear husband, remember: "My husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, but her wife will put a handful of dishes in a vase at home."

4. Giving gifts on Tanabata? No, Tanabata is Valentine's Day. That's my wife, not a lover.

5. Won't your boyfriend buy you a present? You can prepare for him!

6. Thank you for letting me know what love is, for letting me know what happiness is, for helping me when I am in trouble, and for your life.

7. Thank you, Teacher Yue, for connecting me and making my life no longer lonely. Because I know: you are my favorite and I am your only one. Thank you for spending every happy day with me.

8, but the key is not the gift itself, but the mind.

I like this gift very much. Thank you.

10, my husband will always be God, and I will never abandon him in my life.

1 1. Good-looking people have given me red packets, while ugly people are still hesitating.

12, my husband abused me thousands of times, and I swear to be with you forever.

13. Your idea is well known. Please hand in your salary card on time.

14, honey, I made a difficult decision when you handed in your salary card. I decided to prepare a special gift for you on Thanksgiving Day. Thank you for your concern and love for me!

15, self-knowledge. I am grateful that everything I have encountered is still beautiful, and I hope that such a dull day will always be there. Mother-in-law is a good mother-in-law and husband is a good husband. It's just that I'm a little lazy and don't do housework.