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How to lose weight on the first day? Tell me about the first day of losing weight. Talk about friends circle.
1, you call me fat, I lose weight! You called me ugly, and I had plastic surgery! You say I'm poor, I earn! Do you think I will choose you when I am thin, beautiful and rich? ?
There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.
I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.
It's not that I don't want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebounding.
I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are trying to climb to the top of the food chain, not for vegetarianism.
6. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight! ?
7、? Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.
8, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money. ?
9, pretending to be forced, really fat, not fat in winter and not fat in summer, or fat every year, thin ass, thin arms, thin thighs, in fact, are almost the same, the requirements are not high.
10, you have to refuel yourself. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
1 1, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money. ?
12, the most repulsive thing in the world is your flesh. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!
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