Talking about the humor of cutting hair

Humorous sand sculpture sentence: Every haircut is like a gamble. Obviously, I have never won.

Smile, Qingcheng.

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Summer has arrived. Do you have any friends who like to play with water? You can come to my house to wash dishes, wash dishes and wash clothes for free.

Summer is coming, is there anyone who likes to play with water? You can come to my house to wash dishes, wash dishes and wash clothes for free.

The furthest distance in the world is 1cm in my eyes and 1cm in the eyes of hairdressers.

The furthest distance in the world is 1cm in the eyes of hairdressers and me.

I have achieved the balance between career and love at a young age, and I have nothing!

When I was young, I had achieved a balance between career and love, none of them!

Every time I cut my hair, it's like a gamble. Obviously, I have never won.

Every time I go to the barber shop for a haircut, it's like gambling. Obviously, I've never won.

Barbers can always find a way to make me ugly. I want to change my hairstyle before cutting and my face after cutting.

Barbers always try to make me ugly. I want to change my hairstyle before I cut it, and I want to change my face after I cut it.

I understand everything, but I can't help but turn around when I hear others calling for beauty.

I understand the truth, but I can't help looking back when I hear someone call me a beauty.

There are many liars now, so be careful when you go out. Today, a man in the street said it would be very hot. I followed him for three blocks, and he didn't die.

There are so many swindlers now, we should be careful when we go out. Today, a man in the street said he was going to die because of the weather, but I followed him for three blocks and he didn't die.

Whenever I am ready to save money, there is always a voice saying to me: Be nice to yourself.

Whenever I am ready to save money, there is always a voice saying to me: Be nice to yourself.

I think I was a compass in my last life because I was too "difficult".

I think I was a compass in my last life because I was too "difficult".