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What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism. Tell me about 20 13.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs, and then one day,

Second, we laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

Third, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; It's not lovers who can leave.

Fourth, despising life is only the comfort that people who are satisfied with life have a home and a smooth life; Look down on life, just the frustration of the frustrated and unlucky; Looking down on life is just a cold sigh in front of those who retire after success.

I haven't weighed myself for half a year, because I know.

6. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Seven, whose youth has no shallow scars, whose sadness can't leave a birthmark, whose love at first sight is unforgettable, who can be willful and not resigned?

Eight, dear yourself, you should be strong and always remember to be strong.

Nine, the phoenix tree is raining, dripping at dusk.

No matter how confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.

Eleven, some micro-rings, lurking in each other's eyes; A little throbbing, just a heart smile whispering. A flower covered the shyness of the whole sky. I know this season has fallen quickly.

Twelve, what age, there is no sense of hooliganism.

Thirteen, if life never met, I would still be me, dreaming occasionally, and then rushing around day after day, drowning in this noisy city. I didn't know you existed in this world. Only you can make people remember, and only you can make me ecstatic. If life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.

Fourteen, I just found that loneliness makes people understand what they need. Loneliness makes people grow.

Fifteen, the greatest pleasure in life is dedication; The most beautiful flower in thinking is wisdom; The fastest step to progress is to continue; The best memory between friends is laughter!

Sixteen, of course, we can't just sink and fall. Your parents gave you your life. Don't trample on a stranger with the fresh life given by your mother at the expense of the pain of 1 1. There are many people who care about you, and you also have a lot to pay attention to.

Seventeen, heartless, can live not tired!

Eighteen, the fastest step is not to leap, but to continue; The slowest pace is not a small step, but a wandering; The best way is not the main road, but to be careful; The most dangerous road is not a steep slope, but a trap.

Being kind to yourself means saying more praises to yourself, accepting your emotions, taking the initiative to do what you feel comfortable and refusing to do what you don't like, including being tolerant of yourself, feeling for yourself, giving yourself sympathy and pity for your tears, giving yourself warmth, allowing yourself to make mistakes, allowing yourself to do stupid things, and letting us remember that being kind to ourselves means knowing how to enjoy the fragrance of flowers after the rose stings.

Twenty, lonely eyes are silent, when will they be bright and found hiding in my dark corner?

There is no such perfect man in the world. Even if there is, we don't deserve it, because we are not perfect. Therefore, it is a pity to marry anyone. We can only maintain an ordinary marriage, and no one is spared, because we are all flawed people. This is helpless, but this is life.

Twenty-two, don't look back, why not forget? Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

23. If there is time in the past, make a mark.

Twenty-four, this city, if you didn't exist at the beginning, maybe I won't let him down better.

Twenty-five, paranoid like what identity to stay with each other doesn't matter.

Twenty-six, the word light, half water, half fire; Half of life is to cut through thorns, and half is to retreat bravely. Fire and water are incompatible, and the word maker skillfully combines them to reveal the true taste of light: combining rigidity with softness. Lost the full moon, lost the full moon. The ultimate goal of life is not to advance blindly, nor to retreat blindly.

Twenty-seven, there are so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

Twenty-eight, when you like someone, it is very important to understand what the other person means, and then two further understandings, and then a long adaptation stage, we need to run in. If love wins over himself, then he will be willing to get rid of his bad habits for you. If he says that we are not suitable for this, it proves that he loves only himself.

Twenty-nine, only I know, when it hurts, I don't say anything.

Look down on everything and be kind to yourself. Everyone has experienced many things and will do many things in the future, so learn to look down on some past sorrows and present troubles and cherish the present.

Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

32. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

Thirty-three, meet a thing, if you like it, then enjoy it; If you don't like it, then avoid it; If you can't avoid it, change it; If you can't change it, then accept it; If you can't accept it, then deal with it; It's hard to handle, so put it down. In fact, the hardest thing for people is to let go. Put it down and you'll be relieved.

There is no real perfection in life, only imperfection is the truest beauty; Life is not smooth sailing, only through thorns and bumps can it be smooth sailing; There is no eternal success in life, only standing up in setbacks is the real success; There is no eternity in life, only a shining life can be regarded as eternity in life.

35. When you are alive, be kind to yourself, water your life with enthusiasm, light your life with passion, sing loudly and sing the meaning of life.

Thirty-six, most of my life is wandering, only a few moments of growth.

Thirty-seven, I obviously care, but I have no heart to say that it doesn't matter.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but that the most familiar person becomes strange.

Forty, wait. Not to ask you to come back, but to find an excuse not to leave.

If we were children again, we would laugh first, then cry loudly, and finally fall asleep with tears and laughter. Sometimes I am silent, not unhappy, just trying to clear my heart.

42. It is a lie to say what you said and do what you swore but didn't do.

43, not every effort will be rewarded, inspirational songs However, every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

1. Little sunflower's mother started school, and her child always coughed badly, and most of them were abandoned. ...

I have no sense of hooliganism.

Don't think that punching you will turn you into a panda. Praise you and you will become an angel.

Speaking of Beethoven, the teacher said: Beethoven is blind. ......

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

6. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!

7. Jesus Christ. Do more good! Lose me a wife!

8. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's why I never give up sleep!

9. The person with a runny nose hasn't recovered his innocence, just caught a cold.

10. I need Superman to save my underwear and take me away *

1 1. In winter, he is a hooligan, freezing his hands and feet every day.

12. Never hold the thighs of youth, but hold the calves of youth. .

13. Please turn on your Bluetooth and send me some traffic.

14. Before I put on my wedding dress. Nobody wants to take off my clothes.

15. I wish I were a rose, even though I have thorns.

16. You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

17. Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Wukong.

18. I once wanted to create a better tomorrow with you, but it was only once, just thinking about it. Can't be achieved.

19. I admit that I am a four-good young man, good at smoking, picking up girls, good at computers and good at popularity.

20. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

2 1. Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!

22. One person's loneliness, two people's faults, three people's landlords and four people's mahjong tables.

23. You are mine! I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap now, 9 yuan each. Let me treat you!

24. Take the road of RMB, leaving people no choice!

25. The head can be broken and the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

26. Don't underestimate me, so far, the earth is still under my feet.

27. "Words come to mind!" "You didn't think about it! Can't you change a bigger brain? "

28. The man who has broken up is pestering the woman, and the woman is annoyed: you are sick. Man: You have medicine.

If you are in good health, it will be sunny, so you can't hang up in this weather. ...

30. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my mind: "Fried". ...

3 1. If you treat me like a game, I will kill you. ..

What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism. Tell me about 202 1.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs, and then one day,

Second, we laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

Third, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; It's not lovers who can leave.

Fourth, despising life is only the comfort that people who are satisfied with life have a home and a smooth life; Look down on life, just the frustration of the frustrated and unlucky; Looking down on life is just a cold sigh in front of those who retire after success.

I haven't weighed myself for half a year, because I know.

6. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Seven, whose youth has no shallow scars, whose sadness can't leave a birthmark, whose love at first sight is unforgettable, who can be willful and not resigned?

Eight, dear yourself, you should be strong and always remember to be strong.

Nine, the phoenix tree is raining, dripping at dusk.

No matter how confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.

Eleven, some micro-rings, lurking in each other's eyes; A little throbbing, just a heart smile whispering. A flower covered the shyness of the whole sky. I know this season has fallen quickly.

Twelve, what age, there is no sense of hooliganism.

Thirteen, if life never met, I would still be me, dreaming occasionally, and then rushing around day after day, drowning in this noisy city. I didn't know you existed in this world. Only you can make people remember, and only you can make me ecstatic. If life has never met, I don't believe that there is a kind of person who can't get tired of watching it, and there is a kind of person who feels warm as soon as he knows it.

Fourteen, I just found that loneliness makes people understand what they need. Loneliness makes people grow.

Fifteen, the greatest pleasure in life is dedication; The most beautiful flower in thinking is wisdom; The fastest step to progress is to continue; The best memory between friends is laughter!

Sixteen, of course, we can't just sink and fall. Your parents gave you your life. Don't trample on a stranger with the fresh life given by your mother at the expense of the pain of 1 1. There are many people who care about you, and you also have a lot to pay attention to.

Seventeen, heartless, can live not tired!

Eighteen, the fastest step is not to leap, but to continue; The slowest pace is not a small step, but a wandering; The best way is not the main road, but to be careful; The most dangerous road is not a steep slope, but a trap.

Being kind to yourself means saying more praises to yourself, accepting your emotions, taking the initiative to do what you feel comfortable and refusing to do what you don't like, including being tolerant of yourself, feeling for yourself, giving yourself sympathy and pity for your tears, giving yourself warmth, allowing yourself to make mistakes, allowing yourself to do stupid things, and letting us remember that being kind to ourselves means knowing how to enjoy the fragrance of flowers after the rose stings.

Twenty, lonely eyes are silent, when will they be bright and found hiding in my dark corner?

There is no such perfect man in the world. Even if there is, we don't deserve it, because we are not perfect. Therefore, it is a pity to marry anyone. We can only maintain an ordinary marriage, and no one is spared, because we are all flawed people. This is helpless, but this is life.

Twenty-two, don't look back, why not forget? Since there is no chance, why take the oath? Today, everything is like water without a trace; Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

23. If there is time in the past, make a mark.

Twenty-four, this city, if you didn't exist at the beginning, maybe I won't let him down better.

Twenty-five, paranoid like what identity to stay with each other doesn't matter.

Twenty-six, the word light, half water, half fire; Half of life is to cut through thorns, and half is to retreat bravely. Fire and water are incompatible, and the word maker skillfully combines them to reveal the true taste of light: combining rigidity with softness. Lost the full moon, lost the full moon. The ultimate goal of life is not to advance blindly, nor to retreat blindly.

Twenty-seven, there are so many places around a person, and you can only give so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

Twenty-eight, when you like someone, it is very important to understand what the other person means, and then two further understandings, and then a long adaptation stage, we need to run in. If love wins over himself, then he will be willing to get rid of his bad habits for you. If he says that we are not suitable for this, it proves that he loves only himself.

Twenty-nine, only I know, when it hurts, I don't say anything.

Look down on everything and be kind to yourself. Everyone has experienced many things and will do many things in the future, so learn to look down on some past sorrows and present troubles and cherish the present.

Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

32. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

Thirty-three, meet a thing, if you like it, then enjoy it; If you don't like it, then avoid it; If you can't avoid it, change it; If you can't change it, then accept it; If you can't accept it, then deal with it; It's hard to handle, so put it down. In fact, the hardest thing for people is to let go. Put it down and you'll be relieved.

There is no real perfection in life, only imperfection is the truest beauty; Life is not smooth sailing, only through thorns and bumps can it be smooth sailing; There is no eternal success in life, only standing up in setbacks is the real success; There is no eternity in life, only a shining life can be regarded as eternity in life.

35. When you are alive, be kind to yourself, water your life with enthusiasm, light your life with passion, sing loudly and sing the meaning of life.

Thirty-six, most of my life is wandering, only a few moments of growth.

Thirty-seven, I obviously care, but I have no heart to say that it doesn't matter.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

39. The furthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but that the most familiar person becomes strange.

Forty, wait. Not to ask you to come back, but to find an excuse not to leave.

If we were children again, we would laugh first, then cry loudly, and finally fall asleep with tears and laughter. Sometimes I am silent, not unhappy, just trying to clear my heart.

42. It is a lie to say what you said and do what you swore but didn't do.

43, not every effort will be rewarded, inspirational songs However, every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

Classic talking about sentence phrases: What time is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.

1, I'm not good enough to keep the people I want to stay. It must be.

2. How many breakups want to get back together just because that worthless face finally passed by?

3. What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.

Success means doing simple things over and over again.

6, like a touch of love, just like tea. Like a weak heart, but also like a clear spring washing the heart. Like a faint life, quietly leaving traces. I like the faint scenery, which reminds me of you in the distance.

7. It's not that I don't love anymore, but that I dare not love again. I don't want to get hurt again!

8. What you spell is very different from what others send to your mouth in meaning and value.

9. You look like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. I have altitude sickness as soon as I see you.

10, don't always torture yourself with past memories, you can love it to death or do it neatly.

1 1, it is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain!

12, do the most important thing first.

13, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

14, I can do what others can do.

15. Cowards put difficulties on their heads and heroes step on them.

16, I would rather be poor and down all my life than allow you to cry.

17, ridicule is a kind of power, a negative power.

18. Don't touch my friends, good friends and boyfriends, and I don't need you to help me get acquainted. I'll think you're robbing me

19, people can't grow up in happiness. Happiness makes people shallow. Only by growing up in pain can we better understand life.

You are the reason why I refuse others.