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A confide to a close brother: you call me stupid, I call you stupid, let's make two together.

1. Friendship needs neither slaves nor rulers. Friendship likes equality.

Friendship is the spice of life and the painkiller of life.

This friendship is based on business, and this resort has a business based on friendship.

A minute's reconciliation is worth a lifetime's friendship.

5, youth is walking, time is old, and friendship is growing.

6. As for interpersonal relationships, I gradually summed up a principle that best suits my temperament, that is, mutual respect and intimacy. I believe that all good friendships are formed naturally, not deliberately. I also believe that even good friends should have a distance. Too lively friendship is often empty.

7. The highest level of friendship is to protect each other's loneliness.

8. Friendship is freedom. If I become a burden to you, it will be difficult for us to be friends.

9. Friendship means that two hearts are together.

10, some friendships, like old wine, are better preserved. Of course, such mellow friendship only exists between people with mellow quality.

1 1, in summer, a world of flowers bloomed, but the past of a group of people withered; In autumn, all the red leaves are falling all over the sky, but the friendship of youth is endless. Time flows quietly, youth goes away, and friendship never leaves. Listening to the sound of the wind blowing the leaves, piecing together the blurred picture and savoring the time that belongs to you.

12, in fact, friendship is very simple: you call me stupid, I call you stupid, and we will do two together.

Let's talk about the girlfriends who are stupid together.

The best friend is an inner person who can be crazy together, laugh together, commit crimes together, share happiness together and share sadness together.

Let's talk about the girlfriends who are stupid together.

First, it is said that colleagues can't be friends, but we have become best friends. Several people have the same rotten tastes and mix together every day. Go shopping together, eat, drink, be merry together, commit crimes together, and gossip together. We have the same wish that when my elder sister is rich, she can buy it for me in buy buy.

Second, being able to play with girlfriends is the best time of youth. Whether we play dumb together or create a beautiful scenery together, it will be the most precious exclusive memory in our life, haha, let's cherish it.

Third, go back to the playground of high school campus hand in hand with former girlfriends, find those warm and guilty young people, visit former teachers and talk about long-lost classes.

Many years ago, my best friend and I made a mistake, and I have been joking together. Every time I see her selfie, she is beautiful, with delicate facial features, fair skin and three-dimensional outline. The only thing missing is that she doesn't smile. Although she still laughed wildly in life, she later found out that she was not happy at that time! Emotional confusion, life confusion and look at her circle of friends. Life is stable and love is sweet. From the selfie, you can also see the joy and selfie expression that life has given her. This is your honest expression to yourself. So you are not happy.

5. I like tattoos, mountain climbing, swimming and fitness, swearing when I am unhappy, skateboarding and dancing; But I also like to be in a daze, to listen to music and entertain myself, and to enjoy all kinds of sports. Often make two, like watching Korean dramas, like being with girlfriends; I won't lie, I won't sweet talk, I won't pretend.

Sixth, be a girlfriend! May we play together! Go crazy together, do two together, I can accompany you when you are sad, and I can lend you my shoulder!

Seven, the first trip with girlfriends, crazy together, making mistakes together, hurting each other together.

8. A girlfriend is someone who can pretend to be a goddess with you and commit two crimes together; It's the one who told you to put down your disguise and cry if you want, smile happily;

Nine, girlfriends will dislike each other, but they will be punished for both crimes and never give up. The last is the best. Brotherhood will never disappear because of time or distance. I hope that after many years, we will still talk about everything, talk and laugh, and have fun. Let's grow old together. At the finish line, and you.

Ten, long time no see, girlfriends are: people who can pretend to be goddesses with you but can commit crimes twice together.

Eleven, you can fight, you can make trouble, you can vomit, you can hug, you can boast, and you can make trouble together. We are not suitable for long-winded girlfriends' quotations. We are only suitable for talking about everything when we meet.

Twelve, a good girlfriend can tell a secret for life, accompany you to make mistakes twice, do a lot of stupid things but still don't let go of each other. I hope we will get better and better, and our careers and studies will go smoothly.

Thirteen, thank you for accompanying me through these years. Thank you for tolerating my bad temper and my unreasonable behavior. I will never forget the day when I made two mistakes together.

Fourteen, the so-called girlfriends are the kind of people who cry together, laugh together, commit crimes together twice, and be human together, instead of being a melon eater when something happens. There are not many friends, so it is good to be close.

15. What is a best friend? A best friend is someone who can pretend to be a goddess with you and commit two crimes together; It's the one who told you to put down your disguise and cry if you want, smile happily; That is, even if you are incoherent, you can understand your inner play tacitly; The one who is willing to talk to you and leave when the male ticket can't come out.

Sixteen, a good girlfriend is, with you, it doesn't matter how you make two.

Seventeen years old, a good girlfriend, I can't forget the day when I made mistakes together.

Eighteen, play together, make trouble together, vomit together, hug together, boast together, and commit two crimes together. If it's deep, say it's far. Walk slowly.

Sadly, I like you to hold my hand and walk with me in the future.

I like that you hold my hand and walk with me in the future, and I don't want to believe that you hold someone else's hand. What I want to bless is that we are not you and her. You can call me selfish because my eyes can only accommodate you.

1. Do not frown. Some people are distressed and some are proud.

There is always a person's name as the reason why you refuse others.

No one is loved from the beginning, and everyone can do anything.

My mother has loved me for more than ten years, and I still quarrel with her. You only love me for a few months, and I am willing to bow my head and be soft. I feel sorry for her. You're sorry for me.

5. The missed years bloom colorful flowers in loneliness, but they are barren in the spring and summer of reincarnation.

6. Because of your company, there will still be hope hidden in loneliness and despair.

7. The sky is also in love. It is sunny when you are in love, cloudy when you quarrel, and rainy when you are lovelorn.

8. There is a kind of love called letting go. Please go when you let go.

9. Don't think that the gourd dolls in my countryside can't beat the bump boys in your city.

10. If you don't like me, please stay away from me and don't influence me to find someone who likes me.

1 1. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

12. I heard that the meaning of travel is to escape. You are not escaping from a city, but a memory.

13. Now you watch me come and I watch you go. There are too many inevitable pains in life.

14. Reality is like a credit card. You can overdraw your future, but you have to face the bill in front of you.

15. We are all children who are not sensible. Always have too many illusions about those childish things.

16. Broken love has left, give me expectation and wonder if you are still there.

17. Don't wait to be loved to love; Don't wait until you are lonely to realize the value of friends.

18. Can we live a long life?

19. Don't be afraid, years have plenty of time for you to meet better people.

20. Every time I pass by the place where we are together, I vaguely see how fuzzy your face is.

2 1. God won't keep that person with you just because he is important to you.

22. I hope you touch my head when you cry. Do you still have a piece of gum to teach me not to cry?

23. Why does leaving a place delete some people? You just don't want to look back and embarrass yourself.

24. If everyone understood you, what would you become?

25. There is no need to stay after breaking up. It is better to say goodbye with a smile than to give yourself impossible hope.

26. I have been in love for several years, but only you can accompany me to chat until yesterday.

27. I opened this volume of sadness and filled it with your plot. Tears kept falling and wet every page.

28. Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and dry you when you are unhappy.

29. When you feel that you have nothing, turn around. Maybe someone is waiting for you.

30. Start acting with yourself as soon as you get up every day, and then go out to play with others.

3 1. You gently wrote down the dependence in my palm with your cold fingertips.

Being spoiled by the person you love is the happiest kind of bad.

33. If I turned into a memory and quit this life, would you still cry in surprise?

34. Emotional things can collapse in an instant. Just like us. It fell apart in an instant.

35. People lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do they have to start with brain cells?

36. I looked at their ambiguous lingering and smiled at my loneliness. Under the dim street lamp, there is a proud shadow.

37. At first, I was your oxygen. Later, I was the air. Finally, I became carbon dioxide.

38. I used to think that it was not easy to own it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

39. When I was young, I thought what I gave up was just a relationship. Later I found out that I was giving up our whole life.

40. Double tone marks, memories of laughter.

A young sentence for a crime.

Collect all the photos I can find, useful and useless, a ***2w+. Full of memories and youth, he committed two crimes.

A young sentence for a crime.

First, youth is about finding someone who can cry, laugh and make trouble and occasionally make a mistake with me.

Second, do you have a group of friends in your youth campus? From the moment they decide to be friends, they will be desperate for each other and join hands to resist the violence in this world, which will become an indelible mark in each other's youth. Whether you leave the campus or not, I recommend you to have a look. A little bit of warm-blooded youth friendship from Secondary 2, a little boy who is ignorant but full of vivid colors, will definitely touch you.

Third, there is a feeling of mutual dislike, but the two commit crimes together; They are picky when they are fine, and they will never give up when they are in adversity! Best youth, best girlfriend.

Fourth, being able to play with girlfriends is the best time of youth. Whether we play dumb together or create a beautiful scenery together, it will be the most precious exclusive memory in our life, haha, let's cherish it.

I often think of the days when I made two mistakes together. Because of youth, long illusion, recklessness has become the show-off capital of youth. I thought I had plenty of time to squander, but I never thought that everything became a thing of the past in an instant. People are always uneasy and confused in the days when they suddenly feel that time is very short, but those days can never go back.

See you in six or fifteen years! Grateful to meet a group of good sisters who cried together, laughed together and made two mistakes together in the most youthful years; Play together, play together, play truant together. Time has changed, the stronger the friendship, the younger the spring!

Seven, my best friend is getting married, and I can't bear to part with it. Qian Qian loathe to give up it. No matter from personal possessiveness or farewell to our youth, find a reason not to attend your wedding. I hope you will be happy forever in the future and pursue the happiness that will always belong to you.

8. Whenever I see tweets about Yanda University, I always think back to the past, that group of people, Sun Sai, Hall, and a young man who made a fool of himself, ah, young man, hahaha.

Nine, from strangers to chatting, fate is so wonderful. Fortunately, at the stupidest, most impulsive and simplest age, we made two crazy mistakes together, never giving up, studying together, the best youth, the best us. We will never be apart. Happy birthday, my lovely baby, always by your side.

10. We have laughed together and committed two crimes together. Although we parted ways, at least we still have our old selves.

Eleven, we dislike each other all the way, but make mistakes together twice, mutual loss will not turn against each other, alienation will not be suspicious, raise a glass when happy, hug when sad, the best youth, the best us.

I will always remember everything you said to us on the stage: I love you. With your warm company and sincere encouragement in youth, aren't we winners in life? We will make two mistakes together in our lifetime.

Thirteen, to our lost youth, to those poets who moved and made mistakes together, to our old male gods, to our brothers who left, our fascination with two-wheeled guns and windbreakers.

Fourteen, I am too naive, and I will eventually return to dullness. You used to tell me what happened to you, but now I'd rather tell you, but we can't find time to make two mistakes together. I hope our youth will eventually pass away.