Classic quotes from single dogs

1. Many people fall in love with the wrong person because of their loneliness, but more people fall in love with the wrong person because of their loneliness and remain lonely all their lives.

2. People always have to forget some things before they can remember other things. Just as someone wants to come close to you, someone is destined to leave!

3. I believe you to the point of doubting yourself, because I love you.

4. It’s not that I don’t want to love, but that I feel powerless to love.

5. Life is a game, don’t take on too many roles in it.

6. Sea, such a simple word, but it has such deep eyes. The sea, with its changing blue color, is the melancholy that I have hidden in it all my life.

7. The loneliest thing is when you want to love but cannot love. I try to be brave, but I can't face the trembling eyes in the mirror, so I can only say goodbye to everyone close to me.

8. As the night gets deeper and deeper, my heart slowly settles, and I feel more and more lonely, just like standing on the railway track and looking at the long, endless loneliness.

9. Marriage is the welfare of the lazy, the shackles of the hard-working, the life-saving grass of the degenerate, the shackles of the fun-lovers, the home of the prodigal son, and the spiritual cemetery of all living beings.

10. I think I will always be lonely, like this for the rest of my life.

11. A person is still dreaming and waiting. Therefore, I like a person to use words to record thin sadness, and use words to record light sadness.

12. When cigarettes fall in love with matches, they are destined to be hurt by them.

13. Love never hurts people. What hurts people is the vow of each other that can never be realized.

14. It is said that if one person is full, the whole family will not be hungry. Singles also have their own hardships.

15. What’s wrong with being single: alone, clean and tidy.

16. No one is worth your tears, and those who are will not make you cry.

17. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

18. When I am walking alone and miss you, do I feel sad? The fragmented sky always has fragmented thoughts. The memory is getting farther and farther away; the heart is getting more and more lonely.

19. It is better for two people to be together every day than to be apart. Distance creates beauty.

20. One person is afraid of being alone, and two people are afraid of letting down.

21. I would rather be an older leftover woman than an abandoned woman in a short marriage.

22. Love is eternal, one minute is eternal, one second is eternal, it is enough to back it up in memory.

23. Every time in the dead of night, I feel lonely and sad. Lonely people’s hearts are fragile. I always see other people making love, and I feel that I am so lonely, but my sincerity is no longer there. Sincerity no longer counts.

24. I don’t have anyone to accompany me on Valentine’s Day, so why don’t I sing a happy breakup?

25. Just because I have cut off contact with you does not mean that I don’t miss you. I will still miss you wherever I go.

26. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives are forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

27. Love is just a luxury in life. It’s better to have it, but you can’t die without it.

28. There are many couples on the street, so being single is eye-catching.

29. On the road of life, there are choices, giving up, setbacks, responsibilities, successes and failures.

30. Don’t get married for the sake of getting married.

31. Love is the lie of the lonely, the joke of the loyal, and the hesitant words of the bachelor.

32. It is better to lack than to overdo.

33. Since I became single, my phone bills have been saved, I have become more energetic, and my heart no longer aches.

34. It is better to wait for late love than those meaningless first arrivals.

35. People who have true feelings will be moody. Because they have paid too much, they will inevitably worry about gains and losses.

36. Single people are lonely. It is the kind of loneliness in the bones that will not be easily noticed by others.

37. This city is so empty, and these memories are so fierce.

38. It is better to be proudly single than to be in a wronged relationship.

39. Love is hard to come by.

40. I have become too accustomed to being alone.

41. In fact, if you really can’t find love, you will be single for the rest of your life and live your own life of your own choice. Why bother taking the ordinary path?

42. Waiting for someone, waiting alone.

43. Alas, where have all the good men gone?

44. Life is a solemn game. There are tears behind every joke, but between letting go and turning around, there is a new sun every day.

45. Play with life and don’t take it too seriously. No one can leave this game alive in the end.

46. Once some mistakes happen, there is no chance to correct them. Just like leaves, once they leave the tree, they can never return. Some opportunities, once missed, will be irreversible.

47. The person you like does not appear, and the person who appears does not like it.

48. Leaving is painful and unique.

49. To love a man at all costs is to ask for trouble.

50. Many things look good and real, but they are probably fake.

51. If you feel sad if you keep it in your heart, then please let it go with a smile.

52. Wait quietly for that person to appear, and laugh and watch the flowers bloom and fall together.

53. A person's loneliness and unprecedented loneliness are wrapped in layers by this dark night.

54. It doesn’t matter if a man leaves you, the key is that you don’t pick him up.

55. Being single is a state, and being two is also a state. It depends on how you want to survive.

56. A relationship, if it ends well, is eternal life.

57. Time is not forgiving. There will come a day when we will all say goodbye to being single!

58. Gaining a place as big as a slap and losing the whole world, this is marriage.

59. Marriage is far from heaven, but very close to hell.

60. A person’s night, a person’s waiting. I don’t remember how many nights this was, or how many times I waited. I just know that I am still holding on and waiting. Single Dog Talk Single Dog Talk

1. Whether you are reading a book or playing games at night, remember to go to bed early. No one will send you text messages on time to urge you to sleep.

2. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel

3. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of me turns out to be a single dog.

4. Waiting is a kind of expectation. From the time we were born, even from the time we were still embryos, we have carried the expectations of many people, including our parents and relatives, and the expectations of the big family of society. So we slowly grow up while waiting, and it is exactly what everyone expects of us. Only then can you live a healthy and happy life. This seed of expectation is watered in the heart by the sunshine of love, and this kind of waiting is written in the eyes of parents and friends. For this persistent waiting, we accumulate strength, we spread our wings and fly, and we rise bravely after falling in difficulties.

5. Only love one person at a time, choose a single person who is worthy of love. Because we have loved, we are compassionate; because we understand, we are tolerant. Forgetfulness is a good thing, but don't forget the good people who helped you when you were in trouble.

Don't overestimate your power in the collective, because when you choose to leave, you will find that the sun still rises even without you. You can’t forget the past, but you must let it go.

6. On Chinese Valentine's Day, whoever among my friends shows affection, I will take a screenshot. If the person you marry is not him or her in the future, I will stuff the photo into a red envelope and give it to you!

7.． Everyone says I'm single, haha, it's really funny, aren't we all the same, are you twins?

8. A little lonely, a little painful, a little public, a little overwhelmed, a little in need of comfort. So, click on it, it's kind of beautiful.

9. You can’t do good deeds without me, and you can’t do bad things with more than me.

10. You can’t do good deeds without me, and you can’t do bad things with more than me.

11. I want to find someone who is healthy and ordinary, who can scramble tomatoes and eggs, who can operate a washing machine, who may have some freckles on his face, who will blush when he sees a stranger, and who knows how much soy sauce costs. A girl who wipes my sweat when I carry rice home.

12. Single people may not necessarily be noble. Being single may provide you with more freedom, but freedom also has a synonym, which is loneliness.

13. She is single, so I will guard this city and myself. She married, so I shut down the city and myself. After she died, I demolished the city and killed myself.

14. I’ll teach you the most effective way to escape being single and become my wife.

15. There is often only a small step between saints and ordinary people, and this small step often requires extraordinary perseverance to catch up.

16. When you see a cyclist pedaling hard in the cold wind on the bus, you can’t help but feel happy. When the cyclist sees you squeezed into a sardine can on the bus, you can’t help but smile. . It turns out that shortcomings are discovered from others.

17. Nine times out of ten, the outcome of the argument is that both parties are more convinced than before that they are absolutely right.

18. If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

19. When problems arise, look for the cause within yourself first. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.

20. This summer I am no longer single, please call me hot dog. A complete collection of funny quotes.

I will report to a new school on the 21st and 19th and I will be my lover the next day. How can a single person like me live in such a strange school? Are there any children like me?

22 , On this rainy night in late autumn, I feel a sense of hesitation and loneliness alone.

23. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.

24. Tomorrow is Chinese Valentine’s Day. Just now I went downstairs to finish shopping. The boss asked me: “Sir, are you buying flowers?” “What are you buying flowers for?” “Buying flowers for your girlfriend?” "Oh, how many flowers can I buy to give to my girlfriend?" Then, the boss took the flowers back silently. . .

25. Your speech should be gentle and gentle. Your attitude should be humble and kind.

26. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

27. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

28. Don’t comment on other people’s lives. Maybe you haven’t experienced everything that others have experienced.

29. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurt singles. That is your singles’ business. We singles can eat two.

30. Life needs to wait. Because what we are waiting for is reason and maturity; what we are waiting for is courage and self-confidence; what we are waiting for is strength and optimism; what we are waiting for is raising an army for a thousand days, but using it for a moment; waiting is if we do not make a sound, it will be a blockbuster; if we do not fly, we will soar into the sky.

Only in this way can our lives be full of color and shine with our own brilliance!

31. I should understand that the story has slowly ended at the beginning, why is it so painful and persistent. Now that I have left, I will never see you again!

32. Just a quick calculation, this year’s Chinese Valentine’s Day will have to be spent alone again.

33. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of couples and you are the only single one.

34. Accidental success is more terrifying than failure.

35. Sometimes troubles come from irrational desires

36. What I am most afraid of is that you say nothing when I am full of joy and tell you the truth.

37. Filial piety must be timely. Doing good deeds must also be timely

38. Currently, there are roughly four ways for women in my country to succeed: First, learn English well and marry a foreigner. Second, learn English well, study abroad, and marry a foreigner. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return home after completing your studies, and marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, return home after studying, work hard, and marry a foreigner.

39. If I were one of your teardrops, I would fall on your lips and stay in your heart forever. If you are one of my teardrops, I will never cry in my life because I am afraid of losing you.

40. There are two me in the world, one pretends to be happy and the other is really sad.

41. I spend Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, I spend Valentine’s Day alone, I spend Christmas alone, and if I have the ability, let me spend the exam alone!

42. Many people climb to the top of the ladder, only to find that the ladder is set against the wrong wall.

43. There are many choices in life. Take every step carefully. But one choice doesn't decide everything. Don’t hesitate, make your choice and don’t regret it. As long as we can fight unrelentingly, victory is ahead.

44. Stop being single all the time. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

45. Stop showing affection on the 20th. What should we singles do?

46. People sometimes have to force themselves. We need a powerful energy from ourselves to push ourselves to a new realm.

47. Do you want a dog at home? The single one!

48. What are you going to do that day for singles who don’t have a partner in your 20s? Anyway, I sleep at home.

49. Many things in our lives are actually waiting, waiting for a result we want, waiting for an emotion of our own, waiting for a better tomorrow, so our life is a process of waiting. In waiting.

50. A smile can not only express goodwill, but also shorten the distance between people.

51. The reason why I am single is very simple, that is, you are also single, and I am waiting for you. Wait until we are together again.

52. Like a cat in an old alley, I am free but have no destination. This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way

53. What’s wrong with being single? It’s not that no one wants me, it’s that I’m single. Happy, I'm single, I'm proud, I'm single, I'm free

54. Don't think about the bad. Whatever you say is good.

55. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

56. Singleness is the seed of spring, full of hope; singleness is the scorching sun of summer, passionate and brilliant; singleness is the fallen leaves of autumn, free and easy; singleness is the snowflakes of winter, romantic and infinite love is not about asking, but Giving; not a dream, nor a wish, love is not like this. It is kindness, honor, harmony and pure life

57. I want to sleep forever but I am afraid that I will not have you in my dream - you once said that you will take care of me for the rest of your life, but your whole life is not. So short.

58. Be grateful and never give up! Even in the fiercest wind and rain, we must have the courage to raise our heads and face the front. Because please believe: any suffering experience, as long as it is not destruction, is wealth!

59. Can you really forget some people and some things if you want to forget them?

60. Blessings come from a heart that knows how to give

61. The lonely night is so long, but because of your love for me, I forget that waiting is I am old at the beginning of my life, but wait calmly until forever, the earth will grow old and the world will be wild, and the vast sea will turn into mulberry fields.

62. The most lovable person is a person with a smile on his face and love in his heart. He is a Bodhisattva

63. I have been single for a long time, and I feel pretty even when looking at dogs. I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, not to mention unscrewing a bottle cap.

64. After military training, you are no longer a single dog, but an outstanding military dog.

65. If you learn to wait, you will learn to capture hope and find the road to success; if you learn to wait, the stars in the sky of your soul will twinkle, the flowers of wisdom will be fragrant and brilliant, and the ocean of life will be vast.

66. There are two types of single people, one is carefree and bathes in youth, and the other is drowning in the pain caused by his ex.

67. Every In every love, there is a person who will wait silently for that love forever and ever. Maybe I am that person. He doesn’t expect you to give him a true love, he just asks you to live a happy life, he doesn’t expect you to think of him when you are bored, he just asks you to take good care of yourself!

68. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandma, and called a brat by my mom. When I grew up, I was called a single dog by others, which is the history of a person's life.

69. We live in the same warm water, and we may occasionally get entangled in aquatic plants, but because of each other’s warm breath, I believe we will not be a dead knot. If I say I love you, I have always loved you, would you believe it?

70. Stop saying you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

71. When you gossip, I use it to study. When you talk nonsense, I use it to think. Therefore, I cannot be the same type of person as you. So we don't have to and can't be friends.

72. Singles should not go out in winter. If they fall, they will turn into pieces of ice!

73. On Chinese Valentine's Day, single friends should go out in groups on the streets. When they see a couple, they should walk through the middle.

74. I have just received the Jade Emperor’s decree: the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Therefore, the Chinese Valentine’s Day is cancelled. Please inform single friends~~~

75. Journey to the West The reporter told us: All the monsters with a backing were picked up, and all the monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

76. Be kind to your hobbies, don’t let them make way for learning, let them serve learning.

77. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

78. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch other people show off their affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.

79. Cherish life--If God lets you live, there must be His arrangements.

80. On such a cold day, a single dog may be upgraded to barking and breaking ice.

81. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.

82. Don’t ask me how I spend this Chinese Valentine’s Day this year. I wanted to skip, skip, and muddle along, but I still cowardly admitted that I was only sad.

83. We agreed to be single together, but you secretly flirted with the cat.

84. Some people are single because they are not serious about relationships; while some people are single precisely because they are too serious about relationships.

85. Joy and gratitude are the power to eliminate worries

86. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, and the giant ship of love sinks at every turn. Only the single boat remains standing.

87. Don't ask me again if I'm single. It's against the laws of heaven for us gods to fall in love with mortals! Damn it, can single dogs evolve into Roaring Dogs now?

88. It’s not easy to be the younger brother of a single guy. He’s a younger brother and older brother at the same time. When necessary, he also has to be a guest boyfriend. Of course, most of the time he’s still a grandson.

89. Dogs would have died long ago by your age, so you should be a single turtle.

90. Stop saying you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

91. Asking what Valentine's Day is in this world would make people torture singles to death.

92. Being single means a wrong ending and a right beginning. Being single means you will stop wasting your precious time and youth on a useless endeavor. Being single means new burning, and you just need to be patient and wait for the arrival of the man who is about to set you on fire. Being single is just a simple multiple-choice question, A or B, cry or laugh, that's all. We are single but at ease.

93. I want to hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When I meet a boy, I will call him dad. When I meet a girl, I will call her mom. If a pair is separated, they will be a pair.

94. The other person refused your dog food and kicked over your dog bowl.

95. A single boy is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a single girl? A young man who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

96. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I rent it out at a low price and sell it at a cheap price! Please make a reservation in advance if necessary!

97. If there is no next intersection, will we reach the end?

98. As a single dog, static electricity only bothers me in winter.

99. Blessings come from a heart that knows how to give.

100. Don’t post chocolate and flower gifts on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Post them to your boyfriend and see if there are any similar ones. . Quotes about the personality of singles

1. There is a kind of singleness called "Ning Que Wu Luan", and there is a kind of singleness called "only for someone".

2. Ugly people can’t wait to find someone to make do with, while handsome people still stick to their principles and remain single.

3. Never quarrel with your girlfriend, because the winner will be single.

4. Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who deserves you.

5. Some people are single because they are not serious about relationships; while some people are single precisely because they are too serious about relationships.

6. "Why are you still single?" "I liked someone before, but now I like someone."

7. Single life seems to be that no one will make you angry, of course. No one will surprise you.

8. Stop saying that you are single. Dogs will die long ago by your age.

9. Being single is not terrible. What is terrible is that although you are single, others think you are not single.

10. "Like a cat in an alley, I am free but have no destination." "This is the first time I have seen someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way"

11. All The world exudes the sour smell of love, but I am the only one who exudes the fragrance of being single.

12. I have no explanation for being single for so many years. In general, I am too smart to have any friends!

13. I never thought about being single, I just happened to be alone. .

14. Don’t ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that gods cannot have relationships with mortals.

15. Couples in the third year of junior high school are about to break up, couples in the senior year of high school are about to break up, and couples in the junior and senior years are about to break up. The thought of these is simply exciting for singles.

16. If you have been single for a long time, you will suddenly feel scared when you meet someone you like. You will smile and shake your head and say forget it.

17. You may say that being single is good, but when you see a couple, you will still remain silent.

18. Some people say that they have been single for two years, and I say what’s so great about it, since I have been single since I was born.

19. There is a kind of singleness, just waiting for one person, waiting for the person who deserves to be waiting.

20. "I like someone" "Who?" "I said I like someone" "Who?" "I mean I like being single!!"

21. Behind every single person, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

22. It’s good to be single. When you meet someone you like, you can legitimately fall in love.

23. It is said that girls who have been single for a long time gradually become like the man they most want to marry.

24. You are single because God thinks you are too beautiful and ordinary people are not worthy of you.

25. One of the best things about being single is: there are so many sunny, handsome, rich and gentleman boys who may become my boyfriend. Valentine's Day Quotes for Single Dogs

1. Love is an enigmatic word.

2. Only when you wear the shoes on your own feet can you know whether they are suitable or not.

3. Love is just a kind of life, and ambiguity is just a sentiment.

4. My parents are more anxious than me when I am over thirty and still unable to get married.

5. There are many things in the world that we can’t help ourselves. For example, I miss you so much, but there are too many reasons why I can’t.

6. Love is like nectar when two people drink it, and it is sour vinegar when three people drink it. If you drink it casually, you will be poisoned!

7. The person you like does not appear, and the person who appears does not like it.

8. May all lovers in the world be long-lost brothers and sisters!

9. I feel heavier during Valentine’s Day than during Qingming Festival.

10. Pray for rain. The bigger the rain, the better, so that you can enjoy the Chinese Valentine's Day!

11. My heart is broken, as if I have no tears.

12. During Chinese Valentine's Day, hire two children. When they meet a boy, they call them dad, and when they meet a girl, they call them mom. If they can split a pair, they will be a pair.

13. Many people can only complete the first two-thirds of the three words "Confession Day" today.

14. I just want to close myself up and try to lick my wounds. I don’t want to mention the glory of the past, I just want to take every step I take.

15. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, and the most romantic thing is for couples to get caught in the rain on the street.

16. I thought I could pretend not to hear or see Valentine’s Day, and everything would stop silently in the year when you stayed with me unchanged.

17. Feeling is something that is difficult to measure whether it is high or low or low. It feels like it can kill a lot of people.

18. Valentine’s Day, lover’s knot, lover’s calamity.

19. Don’t ask me how I spend this Valentine’s Day this year. I cowardly admit that I am very sad.

20. Alas, where have all the good men gone?

21. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you want to show off your affection, don't show it off. After all, there are so many people who don't have a partner. Besides, it would be bad if you take photos of your affection and meet someone who bumps into you.

22. Chinese Valentine's Day is here, and the hotel owner smiles. The next day, the drug store owner also smiles, and a month later the hospital doctor should also smile.

23. I’m not afraid of spending Valentine’s Day alone. I’m just afraid of spending it with someone else.

24. This Valentine’s Day is the same as Qingming Festival, both giving food and flowers.

25. Valentine’s Day is still the same, just get drunk. When you wake up, Valentine's Day is over.

26. When love is a thing of the past, I will remember that I once loved you.

27. I guard my memories until dawn. Happy Valentine's Day. I am not happy. I close my eyes and dare not cry in memory.

28. There are three things in the world whose brilliance is incomparable: love, diamonds, and you.

29. I have just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl lost their footing and fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement. Chinese Valentine's Day is cancelled. Please tell each other.

30. Whether it is friendship or love, I don’t want to teach you how to cherish it by leaving.

31. As soon as Valentine's Day comes, those who have lovers become excited, and they are so excited that they finally break up on Valentine's Day.

32. Wait quietly for that person to appear, and laugh together as the flowers bloom and fall.

33. If you treat Chinese Valentine's Day as Singles' Day, you will feel less lonely and less painful.

34. The road ahead seems to be a dead end, but hope may appear at the next corner.

35. If possible, could you never let go in this life?

36. There is a joke called love. It makes you laugh so hard and cry like a mess, but you still refuse to let go.

37. No one lives in the country of love, and a person is in a daze.

38. For me, today is not Valentine’s Day, but the day when school starts.

39. It’s not that I don’t want to love, but that I feel powerless to love.

40. What’s sad is not that no one celebrates Valentine’s Day, but that you still celebrate it by yourself even though you have a lover.

41. I rejected everyone’s favor and waited for you in an uncertain future.

42. If you don’t want it and want to quit as soon as possible, I don’t have to grow old together.

43. I would rather be an older leftover woman than an abandoned woman in a short marriage.

44. Valentine’s Day is not scary. What’s scary is that the person who spends it with you is not the same person every year.

45. If love can be easily given up and said no, then this is not true love.

46. In the orbit of time, we are just a lonely subway train.

47. Let me spend Valentine's Day alone, let me spend Christmas alone, let me spend New Year's Day alone, and if you have the ability, let me spend the exam alone.

48. It’s almost Chinese Valentine’s Day. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm?

49. The most painful thing in the world is that you have to spend Valentine's Day alone even though you are not single.

50. Squatting in the dark corner, secretly wiping away my painful tears.

51. Have you ever tried to say something against your will on Valentine’s Day, telling him that you don’t want to be together anymore or that you don’t feel the same anymore? Then I cry and feel uncomfortable.

52. On Valentine’s Day, are you yourself, or your lover is not around.

53. I wish that tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a sunny day, turning couples into big pancakes.

54. Even if we don’t show affection on Chinese Valentine’s Day, we will still be friends.

55. In fact, Tomb-Sweeping Day is the same as Valentine's Day. You need to give things but also say a lot of sweet words.

56. In the purest and most beautiful years, you only left me with the pain of memories.

57. When I miss you over and over again, I know how long my humble love can last.

58. Girl, how do you spend Chinese Valentine’s Day? Sir, I laughed it off.

59. Wouldn’t you be happy if we didn’t break up on Valentine’s Day? I really don't understand why couples always break up on Valentine's Day.

60. When I think of a beast holding my future wife’s hand and walking down the street on Chinese Valentine’s Day, I get so angry!

61. It’s so embarrassing for us to be single on Valentine’s Day.

62. You said that love is the only thing. We are so lucky and we are unswerving.

63. We meet across thousands of mountains and rivers, and it turns out you are here too.

64. Only when you make yourself good enough can you be qualified to start a good love.

65. Someone asked me if I am still alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day? Damn it, will I turn into a dog?

66. It’s too late to play Lianliankan on Chinese Valentine’s Day. It’s so good to fight against each other. You can eliminate a pair and even bring a mistress.

67. Valentine’s Day, like the Spring Festival, is full of gunpowder.

68. Let everything take its course.

69. I try to fill up the days, but Chinese Valentine’s Day reminds me how lonely I am.

70. So far, among the curses related to the Chinese Valentine's Day that I have seen, this is the most vicious: cursing the Weaver Girl to visit her aunt on Chinese Valentine's Day!

71. We used to be close to each other, but now we are strangers.

72. Asking what love is in the world just asks people to take off their clothes.

73. My sister spent the Chinese Valentine’s Day alone, taking Dove and walking on the street.

74. Today is 520. I am a bachelor. I can only say one thing: I am too lonely and I will find every opportunity to take advantage of it.

75. Chinese Valentine's Day is coming soon. Single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: Let's break up!

76. Now, I still burst into tears when I look at your name.

77. You pull, you pull, you are the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie. Except for a body of flesh, you have nothing else with you. No one will bury you when you die. Happy Valentine's Day!

78. It’s Valentine’s Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. Do you think my wife had an abortion 20 years ago?

79. Hey, it’s another Valentine’s Day without a lover. I have never spent Valentine’s Day with a partner in my whole life!

80. I have a feeling of happiness walking outside the door but unable to get in.

81. It is better to send cauliflower than roses on Valentine’s Day. It can be eaten and save money.

82. Men are afraid of entering the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man.

83. Some people say that love is like a river, which easily drowns the weak reeds.

84. I don’t want to express my love at 520. If I want to express my love, it should be at 521. Not only is it a homophone but it’s also a prime number!