Humorous and humorous sentences to tease children

Humorous sentences to ridicule children:

1. Ever since my son was 1 year old, my lipstick has suffered. As soon as he sees my lipstick, he will take it off immediately. So in the past 2 years At least 40 were dismantled.

2. If you have a naughty child at home, what’s the difference between cutting off my lipstick and cutting off my life!

3. If you don’t look at her for 5 minutes, a lipstick and a wall will be ruined. Silently recite it 10,000 times, my dear, my dear, there are naughty children at home.

4. The children seem a little naughty, but I think they have an eager heart and excited little heads surrounding me.

5. The naughty child is so angry that I am going crazy. When will I be able to enlighten myself and become conscious? I will change the content of my breath every day. This will make me old.

6. There are naughty children at home. After waking up at 12 o'clock, wake up at 1 o'clock, wake up at 2 o'clock, wake up at 2 o'clock, wake up at 2:30, and wake up at 2:30.

7. Every day when the child is asleep, I look at that little face and think it is so cute. During the day, I want to beat him up.

8. My son likes to play with a lighter the most, and he even turns the throttle to the maximum by himself, but he didn’t tell his father. When a guest came to the house, his father would light a cigarette for the guest directly with a lighter. Unexpectedly, the guest’s hair was burned. For this, the father beat him hard, haha!

9. My brothers and sisters all said that this child was as naughty as I was when I was a child. He would squeal and scream whenever he disagreed with me.

10. For some children, the current mischief will become their fond memories! And we mothers will become the tragic background!