How to post a funny comment about not wanting to get out of bed when it’s cold?

1. In winter, I love my bed the most. It’s hard to leave it in the morning, and it feels like three autumns to see it in the evening.

2. The weather is so cold that I don’t want to move, get up, or go to work. Well, the air conditioner doesn’t have a heating function.

3. I like to stay in bed because I like to sleep. I like to sleep because I like to dream. I like to dream because reality is not beautiful.

4. When I can’t get up every morning, I regret staying up late at night.

5. It’s cold and I don’t want to get up. I don’t get up until after 9 o’clock every day. How do you do it in the morning?

6. If you line up in rows, you will have a great time sleeping.

7. My favorite thing in winter is to be in bed besides eating hot pot.

8. Ever since I set the alarm clock to panic, I have been crawling out of bed every day.

9. In winter, my bed is like a huge whirlpool, and I can't get up.

10. If you are sick and don’t want to get out of bed, you would rather not eat than ask someone to bring you food. This is the character of a lonely student.

11. I am so sleepy that I don’t want to go to work at all. I just want to go back and eat and sleep.

12. I make up my mind and work hard every night, and I don’t want to get up every morning.

13. The baby is starving to death, but the baby doesn’t want to get up.

14. From pajamas to school uniforms and school pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full course schedule, from sleeping in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

15. I don’t want to sleep at night and don’t want to get up in the morning. What kind of state is this?

16. If it’s cold, it’s better to sleep less in the morning and exercise or something, rather than falling asleep and not wanting to get up.

17. After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt and the part outside the quilt.

18. It’s time to rely on courage to take off clothes, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosive power to get up.

19. You say it’s because the weather is cold, but I say it’s because my heart is cold.