Humorous talk about friends circle funny talk about.

1, many things in life are like eating dessert. I am happy when I eat, but I always regret it afterwards. You accidentally ate too much.

2, it is strange and suitable to think about it. If you can't change cars, change your wife!

I am the Dragon King. Send me WeChat. It's too hot, I want to eat more lovely. When I am full, I will rain in your city to keep you cool.

As a famous big star, I have always kept a low profile in playing the king. Until today, I don't know where the clues are exposed. After being discovered, my teammates asked me, "Are you an actor?"

5, e-commerce can not be anxious, we must slowly simmer. It's normal to lose some money at first, but it will naturally go bankrupt after a long time.

6. Don't sing for the rest of your life. Girls don't work hard to make money and don't want to be beautiful. For the rest of their lives, you cook, do laundry, do housework, be rejected and look after the children.

7. Don't envy that we have no homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

8. Every time I take a photo, I find that my face value is high and low. It's really boring to be beautiful for a while and more beautiful for a while.

9. Finding a boyfriend is not very demanding. Don't talk to girls.

10, actually looks are not important. The most important thing in love is feeling. I have no feeling for the ugly.

1 1, a girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery the other day, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

12, there are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

13, everyone does. When dealing with other people's affairs, I always grasp the problem boldly, but it's my turn to immerse myself in the details and refuse to let go.

14, I love you. If I have to put a deadline on my love, I hope it is two minutes. If you ignore me, I will withdraw and send it to others. After all, time is tight and the task is heavy.

15, when lonely, girls say they are cold, which is actually a hooligan behavior.

16, no one left you on impulse. You can't see those tears that are sad, helpless and patient again and again. All you see is the moment it collapses.

17, if you are unhappy, go to the supermarket and you will hear a lot of good news.

18 I called a cleaner to clean the house, and my aunt came in to wear a shoe cover. I quickly said: no, no, just step in! Aunt cleaning: No, I'm afraid I'll get my shoes dirty.

19, there are two houses that need to be changed hands urgently, namely my left atrium and right atrium. They are very handsome, and they play games for free and suck.

20. People who haven't contacted for a long time don't need to contact again. We have worked hard, lived our lives, and there is no intersection. What should stay in the past, let it stay in the past. If it's fate, we'll meet again. If not, you might as well not read it.

2 1, the accomplishment of girls taking photos: only one selfie out of 3000.

22. The bed is a branch of God on earth.

23. Why should I rent a house when I have a villa? When I have a sports car, I ride a bike. When I have money, I have to work. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

24. If you toss a coin and it breaks, you will have no food today.

25. "What's the name of a single man?" "single dog." "What's the name of that single woman?" "The dog ignores it."

26. When I broke up with my ex, I was fine during the day, but I couldn't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding under the quilt and secretly laughing.

27. I never sleep. If I don't reply to your message, I'm pretending to sleep.

28. Laugh when you can, and cry when you are tired and hurt. Everyone is unique in this world, just be the truest self.

29. If you have had enough fun with others, come back. I have been waiting for you to double row.

30, lie every day, go to bed early tonight and don't love you tomorrow.