Sentences describing bad luck

It is not pitiful to know when you are confused, but it is most pitiful when you don't know when you are confused.

People who are not blessed often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

Happiness does not depend on who you are, what you have, but on what you think.

When people are unlucky, everything goes wrong, and they don't even have a tendency to blame their mothers.

People with deep karma are always looking at other people's mistakes and shortcomings, while people who really practice never look at other people's mistakes and shortcomings.

The degree of understanding is just equal to the depth of his pain.

The first concept of learning Buddhism is never to look at the faults of all beings. When you see the faults of all beings, you will always pollute yourself, and it is impossible for you to practice.

Showing off your wealth is like being complacent, trying to show off your gorgeous appearance, but being seen farting.

As long as we have confidence, anything is possible.

What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

Even if everything goes wrong in life, keep your mind and learn to smile even if you don't laugh.

Eating will choke to death.

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

It never rains but it pours.

Strangely, when people are unlucky, they always clearly recall the happy time that has passed away, but when they are proud, they only have a indifferent and incomplete memory of the unlucky time.

I want to cry, I want to make trouble, I want to stay up all night, I want to hang myself with a bottle of medicine and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

In this fickle age, the best way to remember you is to owe money and not pay it back!

I think it's good to make a phone call, so everything I say is valuable.

I fell facedown and broke my nose.

A person is happy not because he has more, but because he cares less. A healthy mind is not because it has happiness, but because it has let go of happiness.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell a human smell.

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

Communicate with the elderly, don't forget his seniority, communicate with men, don't forget his face, communicate with women, and don't forget her emotions. Everything goes wrong because of your attitude towards everyone.

A real warrior dares to face up to a beautiful girl and a bleak single.

I'm worthless. I'm nothing. You're like shit. You deserve to smell.

Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds have been taken away, and those without backgrounds have been killed by a stick.

Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet, but there are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.

Among chemical elements, elements are conserved; When launching a spaceship, energy is conserved. The world is beautiful because of the principle of conservation. Therefore, when everything goes wrong in the morning, we should have the courage to believe that something good will happen at the end of the day.

Whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the finish line.

Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

Teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not clear when they are particularly sleepy.

If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because in your own heart, you can't let go.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

Saying that money is a sin, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

Only when you are rich can you feel the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the beauty of the world; If you are open-minded, you can live freely between heaven and earth.

Women are not decent, decent because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low. ...

I shaved for you, not the palace. It can be cleaned without a few hard hands!

I can't talk. I stutter when I see a lot of people, like a sheep shitting. Please forgive me if it doesn't taste like you.

I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.

Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It breaks down from time to time.

I am convinced that a person will come into this world and be tortured by me.

When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.

Because it used to be heartless, and now it is heartless.

A woman redder than a red diamond fell in love with a man redder than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

It is not so much that others make you miserable as that you lack self-cultivation.

Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

When people praise me, I worry that others don't praise me enough.

A few drops of dew after a long drought; An old friend and enemy of another country.

Half of my life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.

Enrich yourself and enjoy life. Without sunshine, your heart can be warm.

Don't say that others are pitiful, you are even more pitiful. How much do you know about life?

If you don't forgive all beings, you will suffer yourself.

You are lucky to have someone to help you, but it's just fate that no one helps you. No one should do anything for you. Life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

Ten years ago, I could kill your father with one hand. Ten years later, I can still kill you with one hand ... go to hell, dead mosquito!

The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

Humorous sentences describing bad luck

People who like me are good people; People who don't like me are bad people; Nobody hates me.

Hibiscus blooms in two colors, and walkers are physically and mentally confused. Everything goes wrong, and finally the bottleneck, under the countercurrent, the delusion disappears, the doubts are firm, the persistence is unforgettable, the broken heart is developed, and the brave soul does not return. If you think about it, you will dream. If you wait for it as the night dries up, if you pray for evil, you will burn it. If you lose it, it will be as quiet as me, as gorgeous as me, and as weak as me.

A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves when they look back, but will still scold the stone.

When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

Hold your fart and hold your heart; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!

One day, the enthusiast pushed his beloved motorcycle into the living room and began to scrub it with a rag dipped in gasoline, looking carefree. After cleaning, he got on the motorcycle and decided to start the engine. Unfortunately, the motorcycle is out of gear. After the engine started, the motorcycle smashed the glass door and rushed into the yard. His hand still clung to the handlebar.

Everything goes wrong, because I still have a temper. If you have a temper, you will lose in others and lose in yourself. It's comfortable to let go of your temper, but sometimes you can't tell how it came from. How can you let go? I had to smile at it, laugh, laugh again and tell it, "I won't lose to you."

The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

Taking a bath is a blessing, and the head suffers; Watching movies is good for the brain and bitter for * * * *; It's hard to listen to you.

People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: refusing to admit it is a matter of face.

Yesterday, I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

Nobody is more handsome than me, and nobody is more handsome than me! It's up to you whether to choose me as your boyfriend or not.

Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

Skipping class is a person's carnival; Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

If you are not particularly lucky, please work hard first, don't fail because of laziness, and mistakenly attribute the reason to your bad luck. You must work hard to appear effortless. I didn't understand it before, but now I understand: the luckier you are, the harder you work, the more unlucky you are. What others see is that you are tired, and finally you relax.

I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and tires my bones.

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

Both happiness and unhappiness conform to certain positive and negative conservation laws, and the result of addition will always be that the net value of the whole world is zero! Therefore, lovers in one corner of the world get married, and there may often be frustrated unlucky people in another corner!

You want to change your destiny when everything goes wrong? The key is to change yourself and know who you really are! If a person wants to change his destiny, besides changing external environmental factors, such as the layout of geomantic omen, xu teacher thinks that the most important thing is to change himself and truly understand himself. Because our manners and habits will affect our luck. If you know your own advantages and disadvantages and how to change yourself correctly, it will bring us good luck and change your destiny.

Humorous sentences describing bad luck

Women in the new era can't get out of the kitchen when they go to the hall, climb over the fence, fight over mistresses and beat hooligans.

When a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.

All laws are empty, and cause and effect are not empty. Cause and effect follow, cause and effect follow. Some people always feel that their fate is bad and their luck is bad. Never complain. If you plant good causes, you will get good results.

Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

In this life, the most unfortunate thing is that people have spent all their money before they die; The worst thing is that money hasn't been spent after death.

Life is like "breathing". "Breathe" is for breathing, and "inhale" is for breathing.

What we can do is not to help others get rid of all their troubles, but more importantly, to help find the source of happiness.

There are countless cages of time, but the most difficult thing to get out of is our inner cage.

Get used to it no matter what, even if it is painful.

What if you are unlucky today? Everything can't be smooth sailing, no one is the same. You might as well learn from Xiao Wang and occasionally believe that this is providence. But only occasionally, in order to meet tomorrow with confidence, I believe everything will get better tomorrow! Besides, are you standing in the wrong position? Snow is falling from the tree, but you are standing under it. Who will you hit if you don't fight?

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend the rest of my life with you?

All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul drifts in bed!

Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

Learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.

Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory. Actually, we have a bad day. I have a lot of things to finish at school every day. Sometimes I feel really tired. Let's write it in Chinese. Math exam. Let's spot-check physics again ... there are many such things. The point is, the teacher checks me every time, which is terrible.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you should let go before you can get real happiness.

Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said, I can have this. I said, I really don't have this ...

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

Everyone hates lies, and sometimes they are willing to fall into lies made up by themselves or others.

Fart all the heels, drink cold water all the teeth, and be carefully selected by soft persimmons.