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The veteran took his wife to see a doctor and talked about it.
1: No one died, but the veteran died of psychological suggestion.
"A Little Green Skirt" tells us that in this incident, there is another role besides the veteran couple, and the biggest possibility is the couple's child (baby).
Because the veteran is Wu, who just left the army, his wife used to get up in the middle of the night to take care of the children, such as feeding and changing diapers. The veteran is not used to this. On the day of the incident, the wife actually got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet to change clothes for the child who wet the bed, conveniently put the changed clothes on the toilet, and then went to the child's room to put the child to sleep. In the meantime, the veteran came to the toilet and was scared to death by himself.
Veteran's past
Because the topic comes from the FBI, veterans here refer to American soldiers in particular.
In the wars of the last 20 years, the US military has always occupied an absolute advantage in weapons. The only thing that makes it difficult for them to move forward and causes a lot of casualties is the minefield. Veterans are probably mine-clearing engineers. Usually when mines are found, the disposal process is to cover them with military canvas (green) or military uniforms to indicate that there are mines here. If necessary, dig out the mine with a shovel and other mine-clearing tools and put it in an explosion-proof box.
Because the perennial war has caused great psychological trauma to the soldiers, as a result, a tragic accident happened in the army during the veteran's service: a comrade-in-arms of the veteran used the head of his comrade-in-arms who lived together as a mine in his sleepwalking, cut it off with a sapper shovel and put it in the toilet, and covered it with a military uniform to indicate that there was a mine here.
Because the veteran once sleepwalked when he was young, he always subconsciously worried that he would do the same thing one day. Therefore, when he saw the green clothes on the toilet, his potential psychology was aroused again. He made an absurd inference to ordinary people, but he thought it was reasonable: he killed his child in sleepwalking and put his head in the toilet. The "pillow" I saw before is actually the body of a child without a head!
2:
Because it is transcontinental country, 7: 00 a.m. 12 may be the local night. Because I am particularly uncomfortable with jet lag, maybe that person has no reaction to jet lag because of his bad eyes. He thought he was too tired and his eyes were almost blind, so he shot himself in despair.
Another answer is the criminology test of the FBI: this man is a member of a killer organization, and his wife and his wife are both controlled by the mastermind. Once the mission fails, even if it is delayed for a minute, the whole family will die. He has received a new task, which must be completed before 7: 00+0 1 As a result, a plane was delayed because of the time difference. He looked at his watch and all his family members were dead. There was no point in living, so he committed suicide by crying.
The insurance salesman wants the girl's parents to take out insurance for him. So he killed the girl. He wanted her to be naked because he wanted everyone to know that the girl was killed by him, not by accident. The murderer took everything from her, including the key. Then the girl's parents will know that the key has fallen into the hands of the murderer, and they will be afraid to rule out the possibility of accidental loss, because the murderer may use the key to sneak into their home, and the insurer can persuade them to buy insurance at this time.
This boy may be a ghost. When the girl learned of this situation, she couldn't stand the stimulation and was scared to death. For example, the boy has actually been dead for many years, and the photos in the music box are just evidence, while the other half of the lost photos are what the dead boy looked like when he was young. All she knows is the furry dog.
5. Because he was teased by others as a half-breed.
The boy's father is a doctor and should have participated in World War II, Britain and Japan, that is, the Pacific War. His father should be a team doctor and his mother an English teacher, but the Japanese, the British troops stationed at that time should be in India, and a part of India was invaded by the Japanese. India became a British colony in the early days, so most parts of India could speak English at that time, and the mother of the child should have come to India with a Japanese interpreter. Later, he was besieged by his father's troops and finally defeated, becoming a prisoner in prison. He was tortured and ravaged in the prison camp. However, unlike soldiers, soldiers are killing machines in battle, and doctors are responsible for rescuing the wounded. The military doctor couldn't stand the practice of his comrades-in-arms and had an argument. Laughed by his comrades, he resolutely decided to take care of the Japanese girl. Shortly after the war, the woman was pregnant with a child, and the doctor was very happy. The happy days finally began, but contrary to expectations, the children grew up day by day, but they were not like themselves. The doctor is very angry and gets drunk every day. After returning home, he hit the child's mother. At that time, children didn't know so much. Once, a child found that his mother's note was full of Japanese, and his father didn't know Japanese, but the child might know a little. He found that it was full of his father's swearing words, and there was a colorless flag. The British flag was the Red Cross, and then he put a big X on it, reflecting his mother's hatred for his father's doctor. At the same time, Asian women at that time were not independent (crabs) but only influenced by their husbands.
6: He was wearing a black suit when he killed someone. Although he didn't spill blood, he felt that the suit he wore when he killed was "unclean", so he never wore that suit after killing. Of course, this is all his subconscious. When he saw the head of a netizen, he suddenly realized that the black suit was really dirty and could not be worn any more. He had to buy another suit, preferably pure white, to show that he was "pure", so he immediately went out and bought a white suit, according to the size and specifications of the original black suit. Wash your inner sin by wearing a white suit-psychological suggestion.
7)
The woman's sensory nerves were damaged during exercise, and it was impossible to tell whether the taste was correct or not. Taking a bath at night, my skin didn't feel hot, so I was scalded to death in the bathtub.
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