Humor that I don't want to remember.

1. Families who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

2, lazy sheep said: happiness is to eat and sleep every day.

One of the cruelest things in the world is struggling to get out of a warm bed in winter.

4, do not sleep during the day, collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

5, failed to get up, is starting again.

6. I really can't get up in this weather. Every time I open the bed curtain and come back to wrap the quilt, there is no winter morning.

7. If there is an afterlife, I must make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

8. It's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day. I just don't want to get up.

9. I don't know if I'm hungry when I eat, and I don't know if I stand upside down when I sleep.

10, after winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the bed and the part outside the bed.

1 1, hide under the bed when you are uncomfortable, at least the bed is warm.

12, "bed", will you give me a chance? You know I love you and I want to be with you forever.

13, it is really winter. The sounder you sleep in the morning, the less you can get up. Well, being late is a habit.

14, when hiding under the covers and fighting with the bed in the morning, I realized that I forgot to go to bed early last night.

15, laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

16, now, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.

I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

18, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.