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Did you have any magical experiences when you gave birth?

65438+February 2 1 At five o'clock in the morning, I suddenly heard a child's voice in my sleep, "Tell Grandpa I'm going to the hospital!" I woke up with a start, and then I felt a stream of heat gushing from my lower body. It's broken. My water is broken. I quickly woke up my husband, dressed in a hurry and prepared to go to the hospital. My husband went to call my in-laws, but the old couple didn't stay at home. They got up early and went out for a walk. No wonder this little thing wants to tell grandpa.

After two days and two nights of tossing in Haidian Maternity Hospital, the baby was not born, the amniotic fluid was gone, and my baby and I had a chaotic heart rhythm. At that time, caesarean section was an indicator, and hospitals would not give caesarean section easily. Mother-in-law's anxious hair fell a lot, revealing a white scalp. For the safety of my children and me, the old lady ran upstairs and downstairs and asked the dean for a doctor. Finally, at 5 o'clock in the morning on the 23rd, my son came to this world by caesarean section. After 48 hours of torture, I walked a circle from the gate of hell. I am very grateful to my parents-in-law, who have broken their hearts for me and my children. My son is a calf's tail, and my grandfather is also a cow. My grandfather and grandson have a very good relationship.

Let's write down this precious experience.

The estimated delivery dates are165438+1October 19 and 18. A little jelly-like secretion came down, and it was found to be cervical mucus on the Internet, which was a sign that the cervix should be opened before labor, so I waited excitedly and nervously for the little cute to start, because the doctor told me that I could give birth naturally.

19 night, secretion increased, fetal movement was a little more frequent than before. 12, 7.8 minutes. Because it is the first time to have a baby, I have no experience and want to go to the hospital, so my parents-in-law help me bring the things prepared in advance, my husband drives, and my family goes to the hospital at midnight. When I arrived at the hospital, the nurse's internal examination (God, the internal examination hurts so much, so rude) said that my fingers had not been opened yet, and then the fetal heart monitor measured the contractions, showing that the contractions were irregular. I decided to go home as soon as I heard this. Results After returning home, I urinated blood, and my contractions became more and more frequent. I'm afraid I'll have to go back to the hospital again and decide to stay in the hospital. It's already 3 am on the 20th.

Nurses will come to monitor the fetal heart rate and check the temperature from time to time after hospitalization. As a result, there are no contractions during the day. No matter how I go up and down the stairs, I feel nothing. My mother-in-law said it might be slow. Sure enough, at 8 pm on the 20th, contractions began to gather, once every five minutes. My husband and mother-in-law want to rub my waist to relieve my pain, but I am like an injured hedgehog, and others touch me.

I didn't sleep all night on the 20th, and I was always in pain. Finally, when the doctor went to work at eight o'clock in the morning on the 20th+0, he found that only one and a half fingers were opened. I felt a sense of collapse at that time. I can't help complaining that I haven't had so much pain. How can I stand it when I open my fingers? Seeing my sad face, the doctor said simply, actually, it doesn't hurt. ( ? )? Well, doctor, whatever you say. Then the doctor said, give me an oxytocin and have you today (at that time, I felt that the doctor said it was very easy, as if the pain in the distant future could be seen in an instant).

After that, the nurse let me go into the delivery room alone. I walked in doubtfully, followed by my nervous husband and mother-in-law. I went to the high delivery bed and felt uneasy about all the unknowns, but I had to let the midwives and doctors play with it. I immediately went to all kinds of instruments, gave an injection of oxytocin, and gave birth painlessly (I sincerely thank the inventor of painless delivery, which relieved me of great pain, because I didn't eat, drink or sleep in pain, and my body and mind could be said to be very tired. If I continue, I'm afraid I won't have the strength to live. Painless delivery means that the process of uterine opening is painless. When the uterus is fully opened, the anesthetic will be stopped, so that the pain of uterine contraction will make you give birth hard. Even when you are born, it still hurts, but it is really nothing compared with the pain of contractions. Some people say that painless delivery will lead to low back pain in the future. At least my child is eight and a half months old, and his waist has stopped hurting. Although the young woman next door didn't give birth painlessly, she had a backache, so it wasn't necessarily because of painless delivery, and some of them didn't do well in the next month. Anyway, after painless delivery, I really feel that I have entered a fairyland at once. No matter how I check, I feel no pain even if I feel a stream of filth coming out of my body.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the palace mouth opened to eight fingers, and before the amniotic fluid was broken, the midwife poked it with her finger or something. She felt a bang, and the amniotic fluid was broken. A big warm current spread between her legs, and it was "bang-"and a warm current. I only heard the midwife say, Ah, your amniotic fluid is really clear, a little.

Finally, at five o'clock in the afternoon, the palace mouth opened to my finger, and the midwife began to tell me to push hard. At this time, the anesthetic stopped, and I opened my eyes to prepare for the battle. So in the encouragement of the midwife again and again, I took a deep breath and held my breath again and again, and my body kept ups and downs. At this moment, my heart has no distractions, just want to give birth to the baby as soon as possible. Because I practiced the hard method in advance, the midwife praised me, saying that the woman next door was not born for three hours because she practiced the wrong hard method, and her lower body became more and more ups and downs and felt stiff. Finally, at six o'clock, the midwife

After cleaning up the baby, the midwife weighed 6 Jin 9 Liang and put it on the small table beside my bed, and soon fell asleep. I leaned down and looked at her carefully, ugly, haha.

Then the delivery of the placenta. The midwife reached in, pulled out the placenta with her whole hand, and kept reaching in to clean up the residual dirt. She kept pressing her abdomen, and blood poured out one by one. Finally, she sewed the needle and it didn't hurt at all. Perhaps it was because of the painless delivery needle, but she only felt the thread pass through the meat. After sewing, I stayed inside with my baby for an hour, and I slept with my baby.

On the whole, there is nothing special or magical. It's just pain when the uterus opens. I also said never to give birth again. But now, looking at the more and more lovely baby, I think everything is worth it. Even if conditions permit, I want another one. Haha, forget the pain.

All right, that's it. Have a good time.

When I was having a baby, a couple I didn't know had a few quarrels because of me! Their baby is premature!

On the first day of giving birth, I lived alone in the hospital, and my husband went back to get the supplies for production! I walked alone in the corridor of the inpatient department for a long time. It's hard to walk with pregnant people, but I'm as fast as a fly! When I have walked enough, I will go to the bathroom. On the way to the toilet, there are three people walking in the front corridor, slowly, slower than snails crawling. Later, I couldn't help it, so I asked them to make room for me and let me pass! As soon as I made a noise, the three men all looked back at me. I saw a pregnant woman with a big belly in the middle. She is holding her stomach, and her husband and mother are holding her! Her husband stepped aside and asked me, "What are you doing here?" Maybe it's because I'm pregnant However, I still walk as fast as a fly without anyone around! I said smoothly, "I'm coming to have a baby!" " "Things passed, but when I came back from the toilet, the three men were still walking to the toilet in the corridor. I heard her husband say, "Look at that pregnant woman who came back. You only walked two or three meters. Two people can't walk with you. Why are you working so hard? "I didn't pay much attention to it, so I walked up and down the corridor until I walked several times. I saw them coming out of the toilet again. The man held her as he walked, looked up and saw me again, waiting for me to walk over. He couldn't help cursing his wife: "just rest, look at that pregnant woman, how many laps she has walked!" "You haven't come back this time!"

I listened from a distance, and the two men were noisy there and dared not leave! Don't go over there and add fuel to the fire!

Our wards used to be next to each other! When they walked into the ward, I took the kettle to make hot water! Out of the hot water room, I saw my husband coming to fetch water! When I returned to the ward, I soon heard the man in the ward say, "Look how lazy you are! Pregnant women in the next ward can fetch water by themselves! If I tell you to move, you won't move! You haven't moved at all. You must be hospitalized. The doctor said you can go home! You are lazy! " When I heard it, did it mean me? I'm not going out!

Not long after, the couple were still arguing in that house! After less than an hour, it is said that the woman began to have a stomachache! People in the same ward said that her husband was angry! That night, she gave birth! Do a caesarean section! His baby was born prematurely, and I had a caesarean section the next morning.

Three days after the operation, I have walked the toilet in the corridor by myself! She's still lying in bed with a catheter! The man went to cook and saw me walking back and forth in the corridor. He went back to the ward and said to his wife, "why don't you try to go to the toilet by yourself?" Take a walk, too! Not afraid of intestinal adhesion! The pregnant woman next door is later than your surgery, and people are strolling in the corridor. You are still lying there. Why are you so lazy? "

As soon as I heard it, I went back to the house! If I take a step, I can also make the couple fight! Later, when she was discharged from the hospital, it was said that this wife had not pulled out the catheter, and she was usually discharged in seven days. She didn't leave the hospital on the seventh day, and I don't know why! It seems that the body is really weak!

I never thought I would get into a fight when I went out for a walk! Who did I piss off?

Three days before giving birth, I went to the hospital for an examination. I told the doctor that I felt very tired and hungry in recent days. I feel dizzy when I am hungry, so I have to sit there and have a good rest before I go. The doctor said it had nothing to do with pregnancy. Normal people will. I said okay.

On the third day after the check-up, I felt a stomachache. It was really less than a month, but I prepared the necessary materials and took the subway to the hospital. The result is still two stops, and I feel that there is liquid flowing out below. I'm not sure if my amniotic fluid is broken or I didn't expect to be born prematurely. When I got out of the subway, I told my husband that I was going to the toilet to see what was going on. Then I came out and told my husband that something was wrong and I suspected that my amniotic fluid was broken. Then they hurried out of the subway and took a taxi to the hospital, but the registration was not smooth. Have the cheek to cut in line and hang up the number. Nurses won't let me see a doctor first, because they think my stomach is not big and I think I have a miscarriage and am pregnant, but in fact I mainly wear loose clothes in winter. I threw caution to the wind and broke into two consulting rooms. The first consulting room ignored me and thought I cut in line. The second consulting room had a better attitude, showed it to me, confirmed that the amniotic fluid was broken, immediately called the ward, told me to lie down, and pushed me from the consulting room to the ward. My husband looked puzzled. He said you went in and out vertically.

When I entered the waiting room, someone took care of me and checked all kinds of problems. Then the doctor said that although the amniotic fluid was broken, there was no contraction. Wait a minute. Then I did fetal heart monitoring and went out.

I asked for leave from the company with my mobile phone. After all kinds of phone calls, I feel very painful, so I record the painful time with my mobile phone. I called the nurse. What do I mean by contraction? She gave me a lecture on popular science. I said I have contractions now. Please call a doctor. Then the doctor came to check and said in surprise, it hurts once every two minutes, and you can still open two fingers? Then I immediately went into the delivery room. Strangely, the doctor said, didn't you sleep well last night? I said yes. He said he would give you a valium to rest. I said yes. Then I fell asleep and suddenly someone called me in my sleep. You have a child here. Can you wake up? Wake up immediately and start working hard. Although the child was born prematurely, the hospital took good care of him and everything was fine when he was discharged.

An hour after giving birth, doctors and nurses came to my ward collectively. They asked what to eat and do during pregnancy, saying that my son was in excellent health and got an A+. They had to follow suit, because the doctor who delivered my baby was a pregnant woman who was pregnant for four months.

It wasn't a magical experience, but it was interesting. The doctor who gave me a caesarean section didn't forget to argue with me when I was operating. I was speechless at that time, and it was quite funny in retrospect. I don't know if I'm too optimistic. The doctor thinks I'm directing her to do things, so I'm not happy.

Before I was pregnant with my daughter, I had a small hysteromyoma. The doctor said it was okay, and I didn't care. Later, I got pregnant. With the growth of the fetus, the blood flow in the inner wall of the uterus has also increased, and the size of fibroids has also grown a lot. By the time I was born, I was as big as pigeon eggs. The daughter is breech, that is, sitting in the belly, and can't choose to give birth naturally. The point is, she was born at 37 weeks and two days. I was still at work that day, and the scheduled surgery and bed were two weeks later. As the baby arrived earlier than the due date, I was taken to the hospital by my family at night. Because the child is breech, the doctor said to operate immediately. Then more than two hours of preparation. I was already in pain at that time, but I was still awake. I obviously heard the doctor ask a nurse if the operating room was available. I didn't catch the nurse's answer clearly, but I heard the doctor say, "The parturient is not in a hurry. She is in a hurry to push her out." I was speechless, how can I have a baby like first aid?

Then I went into the operating room. Anesthesia, all kinds of tubes, nothing special. I looked at the shadowless lamp and thought, the middle school physics teacher said the principle of shadowless lamp, and finally let me see the real shadowless lamp, and I want to see it clearly. Behind it is that the child was "rescued" by the doctor.

The next step is to raise the threshold.

The surgeon is a young female doctor about 30 years old. She said to me, "You have uterine fibroids, which are very big."

I replied, "Well, I know. Please help me remove it by the way. "

Doctor: "Do you mean to cut it?" ? This can be decided according to the situation, not what you want! ..... "Give me a good meal.

I "...".

I want to say, sister, you have a scalpel, and my stomach is still open for you to beat. I am a fish with a broken belly on the chopping block. what can I do? It's your call anyway, isn't it?

Looking back on this experience, I feel that I am not experiencing caesarean section, but acting a funny film. Should we cooperate with Stephen Chow?

When my mother gave birth to me, she dreamed that there was a white lamb on her back, but she wanted to put the lamb in the flock for fear of being confused with other sheep, so she drew two red dots on the lamb's ears as marks, and then she gave birth to me. There were two on my ears, one big and one small. Isn't it amazing?

I suddenly felt sick when I entered the delivery room, and then I wanted to shit, but the midwife wouldn't let me go.

I said to wash my face, and then I took two shits with the toilet, but I vomited a lot, just for ten minutes, more than I did. Come out of the toilet, open your fingers directly, and it will be born soon after two hours.

I was born at 38 weeks. I was angry with my partner the night I gave birth! The next day, I wanted to go back to my mother's house, but he wouldn't let me go, saying that the baby was going to be born soon, so I could stay at home honestly, but I said I would be back in half a day, and it wasn't far away, and it would take 20 minutes, but he still wouldn't let me go. So we just ignored each other. In the middle of the night, 1 1, my abdomen began to swell, and my back ached for a while, and then I felt sore and swollen, and I felt like I was going to fall down. I can't sit still, I can't sleep well, and I feel uncomfortable standing. I'm going to the bathroom for a while, and then I'll go. I can't break down for a while anyway. I didn't sleep until three o'clock. I couldn't bear it anymore, so I woke my husband up and said he wasn't feeling well. He's still sleeping, ignoring him. Hum! After a while, I woke him up again He said to go to the hospital. I said, is this childbirth? Why don't you wait until dawn? However, every minute or two, my stomach sinks down and my abdomen and lower back ache for forty or fifty seconds. This began to contract regularly and the cracks slowly opened. The more frequent it is, the more uncomfortable it is. I went to the toilet again and found it was red. Then I went to the hospital with my things and didn't wait until dawn.

When I got to the hospital, the doctor said to sign first. I can't hold the pen. I haven't written a word for a while. The doctor thought I was faking it! Also said that it was not so fast! After I signed my name, the doctor examined me and opened several seams before I believed that I was not bluffing, because seven or eight seams had been opened! Shocked the doctors Speak quickly. I only know that I was the last to enter the delivery room, but I was the first to come out!

Let's talk about the experience of giving birth. The doctors here are too fierce. I won't try. Not only does he not comfort me, but he also bears all kinds of people. Because of too much force, their vaginas were torn and many stitches were made, but all went well. At 4: 50, they finally gave birth. Let me see, say boy! I am surprised to say that I am not a girl! Because I have checked three times before, all of them are girls, so it is difficult to accept female to male. The doctor is speechless. Now you are the only one in the delivery room. How can I be wrong? ! ! Later, the object and I had the same reaction. I don't believe it's a male treasure. Only my mother-in-law was happy to call my father-in-law and other relatives immediately, and my father-in-law came in a hurry the next day!

When I got to the hospital, I only opened one finger, and the doctor asked me to observe. Because we didn't do the COVID-19 nucleic acid test in advance, we arranged a separate room in the inpatient department.

I didn't make much progress all night. My wife stayed up all night, so I stayed by. I am so anxious that I can't sleep at all.

The next day, in the morning, the doctor looked at it, opened two fingers, and it didn't hurt. He went into the delivery room, but there was still no progress. The amniotic fluid keeps flowing and the blood keeps flowing. In the afternoon, before the palace mouth was fully opened, I had an intravenous drip. Because I have been bleeding without rest, my wife is getting weaker and weaker, and my heart is terrible!

It's almost evening, my wife has a fever, and the doctor didn't give me any instructions. I was so anxious that I lost my temper. I went to see the doctor, and when they told us to wait, I yelled at them. Why doesn't anyone deal with this situation? ? The doctor came directly to see how you arranged it yourself. If you want to break your belly, cut it open. I am speechless and want to call names. I am sleepy, hungry and tired, and my head is blank. I can only listen to the doctor's arrangement.

Later, he was arranged to go to the operating room for caesarean section. I waited outside alone. At that time, the cause of the epidemic could only be that one person was there. I've been waiting for 1 for hours, but I haven't come out yet. I usually come out in an hour. I'm so anxious! Because the baby was overweight at the time of examination, it was estimated that it was more than 8 kg, so the bad idea of amniotic fluid embolism and massive bleeding kept popping up in my mind. I feel that the end of the world is coming, and tears are coming out.

After waiting for more than two hours, thankfully, my wife and son were pushed out of the operating room. The wife was weak and her son was wrapped aside. I hurried to ask the doctor how my wife was doing. The doctor said there was too much bleeding and I had to go to the intensive care unit. My heart hung up again.

When I arrived in the ward, after a while, the doctor on duty came and said that my wife was bleeding a lot, so I should pay attention to the bleeding situation. Then I pressed my stomach and the blood gushed out from below, making my feet soft. Fortunately, there is not much bleeding in the back.

Because my wife had a fever before delivery, my son took blood tests the next day and said it was neonatal septicemia. He had to be transferred to the pediatric inpatient department for treatment. You can't visit during the treatment for about a week. Hearing the news, I felt like a bolt from the blue.

Fortunately, with the blessing of Bodhisattva, my wife and son were safely discharged from hospital.

Giving birth is too painful. It's really the death penalty for a woman!