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Heart: Any fake goods will be exposed, and only fake love is the most difficult to be seen through.

Smart people will try to make themselves happy. Happiness is the best medicine without side effects.

The most painful thing in life is not that you can't get anything, but that you don't know what you want at all. There is always a time in life when we are full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

Yellow leaves give up the trunk in order to look forward to lush spring; Candles can only have a lifetime of light if they give up their perfect body; Only by giving up the noise of ordinary people can there be peace.

Fate is fair. If he owes you anything in this respect, he will make it up to you in other ways.

Life is like a multiple-choice question, and it is often the numerous choices that bother you, not the topic itself. The years are silent, and the wind is full of sleeves.

If you have the heart to know, love and get together, people will always suffer from wind, rain and insects. After that struggle, you can finally bid farewell to your youth in the form of "fruit".

Happiness is the most important thing in a person's life. Having a healthy body and doing what you like happily is the greatest happiness in life.

"People who have no money pursue wealth, and rich people pursue simplicity; Struggle hard without a career, and always want to quit when you have a career.

Dreams, dreams, are both dreams and fantasies. Because I am full of expectations for the future, I use colorful colors to describe it; Because I hope tomorrow will be better, I will bring it into a gorgeous fantasy.

Desire is like the sea, and fate is like a boat. Everyone wants to find both sides and ride the wind and waves.

In this world, all fakes will be exposed, and only fake love is the most difficult to be seen through. Someone can give you romance, but can't give you truth.

Don't hate a person, it's torture for yourself. When you hate, you also wear away your original kindness and kindness. You will feel that everyone is sorry for you, and you can't see many beautiful things.

We all trudge through the years, and we all have our own stories. People who know how to bear, watching the footsteps of youth go further and further, will not panic, nor will they be unhappy.

Time, like an unstoppable rut, feels precious along the way.

Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake.

1, what age is it? I have no sense of hooliganism.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in the dream.

It is impossible to steal happiness, but there is a little hope to steal fat.

Honey, let's raise a monkey together and wait for him to become a human.

I can't eat the food that I miss you, because I feel sick when I think about you.

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

7. Warning: Say I'm handsome and sue you for libel.

8. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

9. Quit smoking, go to bed early and get up early, and then die well.

10, no one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time.

1 1. Once you were my world, now all directions have replaced you.

12, evil new society, why is there no arranged marriage?

13. We will know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

14, two ears don't smell things outside the window, just watch soap operas.

15, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.

16, smoking is good for your health, gambling is good for your mind, shaking your head is not troublesome, fighting is good for your hands and feet, and robbery is good for long-distance running.

17, bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more.

18, you still have the cheek to lie. How can I not believe it?

19, when I grow handsome, you will all marry me like flowers.

20. Deceive your parents at home and your friends when you go out.

2 1, your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

22, fashion dad is avant-garde, avant-garde dad is alternative, alternative dad doesn't matter.

23. People are above people, treat people as people, people are below people, and treat themselves as people.

24. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

25. You are beautiful, but among us handsome guys, it's not your turn.

I can grow a cheeky beard, but you can't.

27. Books are scarce at the time of use, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.

28, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me. They're all fucking dead.

29. Only the fakes are real, and the others are fake.

A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

Only the fake signature is true, and everything else is fake.

1. Why are most people complaining now? Because complaining about the past requires a good memory; Complaining about the future needs rich imagination; It's just that complaining now just needs a tireless mouth.

Before you find the prince, you should kiss many frogs.

Third, the man is confused.

Life is a downpour, fate is a riddled umbrella, and love is a patch.

Only the fake goods are real, the others are fake.

6. We got married because we didn't know each other, but separated because we knew each other. When is the right time to get married? Not when you are young, but when you are old.

If a person praises what you don't have, he wants what you have.

Eight, we call for sincerity, but we don't want to be naked.

Nine, the Buddha said nothing is inscrutable.

No matter which page you read, a book can't attract you after five minutes. Please don't hesitate to throw it away.

The best way to keep friendship is to keep secrets we don't know.

Twelve, talk to me less about ideals, reality is not a cartoon, reality is a disaster film.

Thirteen, God left a clever child to accept the laughter of stupid and vulgar people in the world.

Fourteen, don't believe in online dating, you know, beautiful women don't surf the Internet, even if they are online, they can't see it. Only girls who have the same needs as you will enjoy it.

Fifteen, if you don't take yourself seriously, others will take you seriously; Even if others don't take you seriously, you are already like that.

Please put my hands outside the coffin so that the world can see that a great Caesar like me died empty-handed.

In fact, killing time is just another way to kill our various ways.

18. The best interpretation of enriching life: busy with what the world is doing, busy with what the world is doing.

Nineteen, the conclusion is the product of lazy thinking.

Twenty, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, and the past is the threshold.

Twenty-one, one mountain can accommodate two tigers. For example: a male tiger and a female tiger; Another example: a Yahoo, a Qihoo.

We don't know what is in the sky, but we know very well that there is no marriage.

23. Compliment is the most easily irrational drug. Some people carry sedan chairs to do it.

24. Sadness is the boundless sky, and happiness is the stars all over the sky.

Twenty-five, the so-called low-key is not to lay eggs standing.

Twenty-six, men chasing women, give up first with shallow feelings; Two women chase a man, and they give up first when they have deep feelings.

Speaking mood phrases in qq space will always be exposed, and wearing wigs will always be exposed by the wind.

First, I may not be that good. I may keep harassing you when you are busy. I may suddenly disappear when you are frustrated. I may trouble you to help me do this and that. I may not be considerate and gentle enough. At this time, you must not give up loving me.

Second, girl, you have to work hard. You can only give what you want. Someone gave it to you. You have to ask yourself, can you afford it?

Third, if you break up, be yourself. Love is a matter for two people, and anyone who misses it is responsible. A person always has a new beginning. Don't let the past bind you in the hall of sadness. No matter who you love most, life is still long, and no one can predict tomorrow. Live not to miss yesterday, but to wait for hope. After crying, leave everything in yesterday and never touch it.

Fourth, you and I are strangers, and life has no intersection. People who love me actually love themselves. When I find what I want but I have lost, I feel yearning. People who hate me actually hate themselves. I felt angry when I found what I wanted but I had lost. In fact, there is no love and hate for no reason in the world. Your love and hate are all struggles and dialogues between you and yourself.

As long as you are a swan egg, it doesn't matter if you were born in a chicken farm.

6. Believe in people, feelings and kindness; Be cheerful, be tough and live a warm life.

7. Climb high and look far, not to be seen by the whole world, but to see the whole world.

Eight, it is easy to fall in love with someone, but it is not easy to stick to that promise after it is flat. Love is never pandering. No quarrel, no scolding, is true love. In fact, if you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would walk over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

9. Don't be afraid of temptation. If you resist, you are a good man. The failure of the boycott shows that you are a good person.

Ten, the more experience, the more profound, but also the more sensitive and fragile. You can expect the sad ending, so you always hesitate. Unable to expand, unable to go deep. What men see more and more is not love, but attempt. In fact, the charm of a man lies in his incompatibility.

If you know how to cherish, you will find that you get more and more. If you pursue blindly, you will find yourself losing more and more.

Twelve, lying will always be exposed, wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

13. Unconsciously, I lost my world for you, and suddenly found that I lost myself instead of you. It turned out that all this was just an absurd joke. People who want to love cannot be together.

Fourteen, don't shout pain, not necessarily without feeling, but the pain is too deep, drowning all the echoes.

Fifteen, women always fall in love with a bad man first. Once she went through the sea and washed away all the lead, she resolutely married the consistently good man. Only by truly experiencing and giving up can we truly appreciate life or disability. We were blocked by God, but we were allowed to find another way.

16. No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties brought by your previous life.

Seventeen, we began to fall in love not because we found a perfect person, but because we learned to look at an imperfect person perfectly!

Perhaps my best appearance is quiet, even if I live alone, cross one city after another, walk one street after another, look up at one sky after another and witness one parting after another, I can finally say frankly: I am not so persistent with you and me.

Nineteen, waiting is a game, good luck, bad luck, never turn over. It is wise to leave, and it will not bring any burden to myself or others, but my heart will hurt like a fetus. Destruction is madness. Every time we listen, we always sigh. Love is not a delicate cruelty.

20. Everything is back to square one. Yes, many can't go back, but don't be reluctant to go back. Grab what you can. One person is not as good as two, but one person has more opportunities, more space and more choices than two people.

I don't miss you very much. I just woke up this morning to see if there were any messages and missed calls for you. I didn't miss you very much, just turned your phone to the only ringtone; I don't miss you very much, but I was hit by a lyric when I was listening to the song, because it sang your shadow; I don't miss you very much, just want to see your appearance and listen to your voice; I don't miss you very much, but I always want to see you every time I wake up.

If he loves you, don't please him. I don't love you, let alone.

Twenty-three wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep, and the third is to laugh.