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What do you mean, no money?

Say you have no money. List references:

1, don't talk to me about feelings, it hurts money!

2, people are not good, their mouths are not sweet, and they have no money.

3, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

People who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.

I just slapped my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it expands.

Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

7, girl I have no face, no body, no money and no potential, but girl I am domineering, I have a style you don't have.

8. Rich people are brushing Taobao, while poor people are brushing Weibo. The truly rich are lonely, and the truly affectionate are poor.

9. At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor as soon as I go to college. Growing up, I found that my best and most effective magic was to make money disappear.

10, money can buy a house but not a home, marriage but not love, clocks but not time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!