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Funny sentences about being single (1) 1. Blessed are the single men/girl friends in the circle of friends, and you will regain my favor soon.

It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

I'm too beautiful, but you don't deserve it.

4. The name of the single boy is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

Don't ask me why I am single, because heaven stipulates that immortals can't have love with mortals.

6. If you are single, it doesn't matter, just call your father, and you will be a family in the future.

7. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl!

8. I'm basically single, I have a good fetish, and I won't lose what I don't want to lose. Just take my watch to live.

9. Sister, I'd rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

10. Single girls don't have to worry. Maybe God's idea is: I want to leave a special person for this lovely girl.

1 1. On Chinese Valentine's Day, my dog is going out on a date. I'm in charge of guarding the door and waiting for the dog to come home.

12. I finally ended my single life for half a year, and now I have half a year left.

13. Being single means that you are strong enough and patient enough to wait for the person who is worth you.

14. Don't say that you are lonely and energetic, but you are single dog.

15. We are all so old. From one end of time to the other, please don't say goodbye. There is no need to say goodbye.

16. Single as a dog, but used to it.

17. A man's lust is like a woman's wealth. Forgive those lecherous people!

18. The boy who changed my life inadvertently. I believe that one day, we will meet on the roof of the world. Don't easily use the past to measure the happiness and misfortune of life. Everyone's life can be beautiful, as long as you cherish it.

19. I am alone like you.

20. Don't limit human love, but yearn for the universe.

Funny sentences about singles (2) 1. I'd rather live alone than find an unsuitable person to live with.

I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to stay in the rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen, so let me be single.

I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get caught in the rain.

After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

You grow into a succulent plant at the age of teenage flowers.

6. My mother gave birth to a limited edition of me, and there will be no second me. Whether you love me or not is up to you.

To celebrate the successful conclusion of Singles Day last year, I decided to hold it again this year!

8. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

9. The whole world stinks of love, and only I smell the scent of single dog.

10. Money for two people, money for one person.

1 1. There is a kind of single, and there is a kind of single, just for someone.

12. Single life seems that no one will make you angry, and of course no one will surprise you.

13. The beautiful skin is loose, and the interesting soul is addicted to being single.

14. Teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

15. Don't fall in love too many times, or you will get bored.

16. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play hard, or be proud of being single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

17. It's nice to be alone. Sometimes carnival is the loneliness of one person, and sometimes it is the carnival of a group of people.

18. When taking a bath in summer, I feel like I am helping mosquitoes wash vegetables.

19. Interesting people are single, because they can support the boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

20. There is a kind of singleness, that is, it is better to lack than to abuse, and there is a kind of singleness just to wait for someone.

Funny sentences about singles (3) 1. I am single because no one can easily deserve me as a proletarian successor.

You have to believe that after a long time, you will eventually grow into what you want and embrace your future.

3. The name of a single boy is single dog, and the name of a single girl is Goubuli.

We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

5. Do you want to come? Big brother won't wait.

6. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

7. I think I will be lonely all my life.

8. I hoped to have a boyfriend this year last year, but unfortunately, there should be no boyfriend next year.

9. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

10. Being single is not that no one likes or wants it. Just for that man. They don't want to pick flowers waving to them by the roadside, and they don't want to end their singles with love that is not true love. They have been working hard and struggling. They don't care whether others know or not. They just want to walk to their destination by their own efforts, and then pick the flowers of true love that have been blooming in their hearts.

1 1. Jesus. Give me a lover, it will be Valentine's Day soon. After many Singles' Day, if you don't want to spend it, you can only watch others spend Valentine's Day!

12. The saddest thing is not being single, but not even having a favorite person in my heart.

13. Dogs are long gone when they live to your age. You should be a single turtle.

14. In a group of student parties, there is always a god-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

15. Seeing that your unscrupulous brush is still so vulgar, I really want to say: Don't leave me for your outrageous behavior!

16. On such a cold day, single dog may be upgraded to barking ice.

17. I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

18. Those who achieve great things are fascinated by themselves without feeling.

19. When I came home from the night shift in the morning, I found a thousand dollars at the bedside and asked my wife what was going on! Lao Wang next door gave it to me. My wife saw that my face was wrong and said, "I'm kidding you." How can he give me so much by himself! " "Damn, that's what I was thinking! ! !

20. "The book says that there were more men than women in 2008, and the proportion was seriously unbalanced. But ... Why do good days always come so late? "

Super funny QQ sentences

Super funny QQ sentence 1, I am just an ordinary person, and my feelings are only greedy and stable. All seriousness and all responsibilities are worthless to you.

2. Whose new love is not someone else's old love, and whose old love is not someone else's new love.

When I am with you, you hit me, but I don't fight back. After breaking up, do you want to touch me?

If you are not good, it is sunny, but if you are good, it is rainy.

Don't explain what you did, because explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is lack of cleaning!

6. Our pimple is a good kid's paper and never tells lies. (except this sentence.

7. Facing you, I don't know what to do. I mixed my nose and tears into a liquid and inhaled it into my mouth.

8. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

9. I think it's really annoying that this person is the one who initiated the space voting.

10, I envy my husband for having such a good wife.

1 1. Funny signature release: The smile behind you is a jump of the earth.

12, there is a tacit understanding that you ignore me. I ignore you.

13,-The Bible says that a child born in the early hours of the morning is always sleepy because God owes him a good sleep.

14, I will put away my sadness. Let you live alone.

15, when you set foot on the society and cook with raw rice. I realized that he was really irresponsible.

16, the most painful thing about Chinese New Year is that you can't buy a ticket to go home for Chinese New Year.

17, the person who decided to log off after most despising me.

18, the deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw happiness.

19, I don't want to talk about love, but I want to talk about love without results. Because I can't afford to die!

20. near the end of the term, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

2 1. The user has set access rights. Please check his/her space.

22. The clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

23. My mother is losing weight. At dinner, she said to me: Give me more rice. I can only eat one bowl.

After years of friction, I find myself less and less lovable.

25. In the end, we walked out of each other's world.

26. Is Philippines a bird? Fighting with China, directly killing and maiming.

27. Do you want chocolate soaked in the toilet? I don't recommend it, but do you deserve it?

28. Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worthwhile.

29, but you will eventually admit that the scenery you have walked alone has an eternal aftertaste.

30. How many children's paper teeth turned golden in a winter vacation?

3 1, when I was a child, I always thought: how nice it would be to reach out and get what's on TV!

32. Every time I hear the cough of QQ trumpet, I feel a little excited.

33, a friend drunk to buy a mobile phone cottage! Buy another warm one. Finally, there is no living expenses.

34. Think about our memories before going to bed and feel that you are around.

35. Actually, if you are really together, I will be fine. Really, even if it hurts, I won't say anything.

36. I used to be strong and fragile. Funny personality signature.

37. Why is little finger mother small and weak? Because if little finger mom is big and strong, big finger mom will fart.

38. Seven-dimensional sanitary napkins make you mummified instantly.

39. My personal life is like a movie, and you are just an advertisement in the middle.

40. Mango Taiwan is about to start playing Princess Pearl again, and the holiday is really here.

4 1, a minute with you is more precious than anything in the world.

42. Mature people need a mask to put on a strong face to the society and take off a gentle face to their families.

43. If you don't report this revenge to a gentleman, you will be killed if you dare to report it.

I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

45. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

Super funny QQ. Tell me.

1, I'm just an ordinary person, and my feelings are only greedy for stability. All seriousness and all responsibilities are worthless to you.

2. Whose new love is not someone else's old love, and whose old love is not someone else's new love.

When I am with you, you hit me, but I don't fight back. After breaking up, do you want to touch me?

If you are not good, it is sunny, but if you are good, it is rainy.

Don't explain what you did, because explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is lack of cleaning!

6. Our pimple is a good kid's paper and never tells lies. (except this sentence.

7. Facing you, I don't know what to do. I mixed my nose and tears into a liquid and inhaled it into my mouth.

8. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

9. I think it's really annoying that this person is the one who initiated the space voting.

10, I envy my husband for having such a good wife.

1 1. Funny signature release: The smile behind you is a jump of the earth.

12, there is a tacit understanding that you ignore me. I ignore you.

13,-The Bible says that a child born in the early hours of the morning is always sleepy because God owes him a good sleep.

14, I will put away my sadness. Let you live alone.

15, when you set foot on the society and cook with raw rice. I realized that he was really irresponsible.

16, the most painful thing about Chinese New Year is that you can't buy a ticket to go home for Chinese New Year.

17, the person who decided to log off after most despising me.

18, the deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw happiness.

19, I don't want to talk about love, but I want to talk about love without results. Because I can't afford to die!

20. near the end of the term, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

2 1. The user has set access rights. Please check his/her space.

22. The clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

23. My mother is losing weight. At dinner, she said to me: Give me more rice. I can only eat one bowl.

After years of friction, I find myself less and less lovable.

25. In the end, we walked out of each other's world.

26. Is Philippines a bird? Fighting with China, directly killing and maiming.

27. Do you want chocolate soaked in the toilet? I don't recommend it, but do you deserve it?

28. Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worthwhile.

29, but you will eventually admit that the scenery you have walked alone has an eternal aftertaste.

30. How many children's paper teeth turned golden in a winter vacation?

3 1, when I was a child, I always thought, "How nice it would be to have things on TV at your fingertips!"

32. Every time I hear the cough of QQ trumpet, I feel a little excited.

33, a friend drunk to buy a mobile phone cottage! Buy another warm one. Finally, there is no living expenses.

34. Think about our memories before going to bed and feel that you are around.

35. Actually, if you are really together, I will be fine. Really, even if it hurts, I won't say anything.

36. I used to be strong and fragile. Funny personality signature.

37. Why is little finger mother small and weak? Because if little finger mom is big and strong, big finger mom will fart.

38. Seven-dimensional sanitary napkins make you mummified instantly.

39. My personal life is like a movie, and you are just an advertisement in the middle.

40. Mango Taiwan is about to start playing Princess Pearl again, and the holiday is really here.

4 1, a minute with you is more precious than anything in the world.

42. Mature people need a mask to put on a strong face to the society and take off a gentle face to their families.

43. If you don't report this revenge to a gentleman, you will be killed if you dare to report it.

I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

45. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

Super funny QQ signature

Super funny QQ signature

1, I'm just an ordinary person, and my feelings are only greedy for stability. All seriousness and all responsibilities are worthless to you.

2. Whose new love is not someone else's old love, and whose old love is not someone else's new love.

When I am with you, you hit me, but I don't fight back. After breaking up, do you want to touch me?

If you are not good, it is sunny, but if you are good, it is rainy.

Don't explain what you did, because explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is lack of cleaning!

6. Our pimple is a good kid's paper and never tells lies. (except this sentence.

7. Facing you, I don't know what to do. I mixed my nose and tears into a liquid and inhaled it into my mouth.

8. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.

9. I think it's really annoying that this person is the one who initiated the space voting.

10, I envy my husband for having such a good wife.

1 1. Funny signature release: The smile behind you is a jump of the earth.

12, there is a tacit understanding that you ignore me. I ignore you.

13,-The Bible says that a child born in the early hours of the morning is always sleepy because God owes him a good sleep.

14, I will put away my sadness. Let you live alone.

15, when you set foot on the society and cook with raw rice. I realized that he was really irresponsible.

16, the most painful thing about Chinese New Year is that you can't buy a ticket to go home for Chinese New Year.

17, the person who decided to log off after most despising me.

18, the deaf heard the dumb say that the blind saw happiness.

19, I don't want to talk about love, but I want to talk about love without results. Because I can't afford to die!

20. near the end of the term, don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

2 1. The user has set access rights. Please check his/her space.

22. The clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

23. My mother is losing weight. At dinner, she said to me: Give me more rice. I can only eat one bowl.

After years of friction, I find myself less and less lovable.

25. In the end, we walked out of each other's world.

26. Is Philippines a bird? Fighting with China, directly killing and maiming.

27. Do you want chocolate soaked in the toilet? I don't recommend it, but do you deserve it?

28. Dreams, like freedom, have a price, but they are all worthwhile.

29, but you will eventually admit that the scenery you have walked alone has an eternal aftertaste.

30. How many children's paper teeth turned golden in a winter vacation?

3 1, when I was a child, I always thought: how nice it would be to reach out and get what's on TV!

32. Every time I hear the cough of QQ trumpet, I feel a little excited.

33, a friend drunk to buy a mobile phone cottage! Buy another warm one. Finally, there is no living expenses.

34. Think about our memories before going to bed and feel that you are around.

35. Actually, if you are really together, I will be fine. Really, even if it hurts, I won't say anything.

36. I used to be strong and fragile. Funny personality signature.

37. Why is little finger mother small and weak? Because if little finger mom is big and strong, big finger mom will fart.

38. Seven-dimensional sanitary napkins make you mummified instantly.

39. My personal life is like a movie, and you are just an advertisement in the middle.

40. Mango Taiwan is about to start playing Princess Pearl again, and the holiday is really here.

4 1, a minute with you is more precious than anything in the world.

42. Mature people need a mask to put on a strong face to the society and take off a gentle face to their families.

43. If you don't report this revenge to a gentleman, you will be killed if you dare to report it.

I wonder why people suddenly change once they get what they want.

45. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.