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Why do men have to be rich?

"Heaven is healthy, and gentlemen are constantly striving for self-improvement". Natural exercise is strong, and men should be tenacious and indomitable. To put it bluntly here, if a man wants to make money, he must fight every time he loses and swear not to lower your head by five and a half pounds. A gentleman loves money and takes it wisely. A gentleman is often a virtuous person who treats money like dirt. But this sentence tells you that even a gentleman who is as modest as a master in the world should love money and be worthy of it, but he cannot rely on crooked ways. In short, people have to have money. It's full of words that inspire men. Man, you have to work hard. Doing well is better than marrying well. Women are naturally the object of God's charity, and occasionally one or two women secretly cry when they are in high spirits. More and more women are desperately grasping the weakness and waiting for the big umbrella on their heads. I'd rather hide in a Mercedes and cry than sit behind a bicycle and laugh. There are more and more girls who hold this idea. Love is often called greatness, sometimes people die for it, and even vows of eternal love are not uncommon. But if you can't die and it takes some time to heal, then few people will think about the beauty of love. And the sincerity of the pledge of eternal love is now almost catching up with the election speech of a politician in a country. Love may be called greatness, but "food" is called heaven, and it has always been decorated with a "maximum" in front. After all, you can't think about lust until you are warm. Let it be a woman's heart for the time being. Women, tears should also occupy comfort. In modern society, the criterion for evaluating a person, especially a man's success is whether you have money or not. Talking less is a bit smelly, which is a question of ability. However, even if you are a scholar, you have the ability to learn thoroughly, but if you only eat food, clothing, housing and transportation and have no place to live, then if you can bear the stigma of being a useless scholar, it is your ancestral grave. At that time, I didn't know whether to engage in Su Qin or Yi Cheung in Lian Heng. Both of them have amassed the wealth of the world and exchanged visits between the six countries, making it unprecedented. But these two people have been cattle for thousands of years. Before there were no cows, one was once ridiculed by his sister-in-law for not being able to hoe his shoulders and his books, but he ate the whole pot. The other talked about his fantastic ideas and grand plans all day, and was finally euphemistically killed on the pretext of being ambitious and talented. Powerful people. That's not ordinary people. Although Li Hongzhang said that nothing is easier than being an official, don't take it at face value. It's like some rich people running to the countryside, shouting a few country words and white clouds floating in the blue sky. At most, local residents just smiled. They never take these sensational words seriously, because they know that in two days, these rich people will get on the Hummer and run away, shouting two mice, a sack and three mosquitoes. Nothing is short of money now. Going to school has become the most proper way for families to look around. Seeing a doctor has long been a strong resurrection of modern Zhou skinned. Then let's be prepared to become seriously ill or die if we can't read. Ok, you can have them all, but what about the old one above and the small one below? What's more, you have no money, even death is a terrible place. Beijing has just pronounced the case, and the victim's child has been lying in the morgue for half a year because his mother has no money to pay the cremation fee. In the past two days, there has been an incident of "spending two or three million to kill you" on the Internet. Rich people can drive around the world, even if there are broken bones on the road; If you have no money, try to hide from the left and flash from the right, but don't be a dream girl. It's a little bloody, so let's talk about the incident of that elegant woman. When a woman who owns several Accords posted comments on the Internet, such as "Men earning less than 3,000 yuan a month are inferior" and "I'm still in my early thirties, and I haven't achieved anything yet, so I might as well retire", how many of us cynics can shake out a BMW so that she won't be looked down upon by dogs? For those with a slightly higher quality, say a few words, "You are so poor that you have only money left, pitiful". But this sentence sounds so useless to me, and the person who said this sentence is so lacking in self-confidence. The rich man said, "I am so poor that I have only money left." There is something hidden in this, but it is also mixed with deep-pocketed pride. The poor man cursed a few words, "You are so poor that you have only money left.". Besides being addicted to words, there is more inner helplessness. I don't think many people in China believe that spinning a thousand silver coins will bring them back! The confession of S. One by one, worth hundreds of millions, is still taking advantage of the law and Tianjin, digging a corner of society and doubling the figures on his account several times. No matter how much the poor despise money, I have never met a few people who are content with the status quo and their fate. They all push straw houses to build tile houses and live in buildings that miss villas. Even if they buy a fish in the last market, they won't forget to pick some onions. The rich look at the world and occupy China. If they want to rush out of Asia, they want to dominate the world. The poor seem to think about the people around them all their lives. Zhang San bought a dress to show off, so I had to wear leather to be cool. If Li Si's children want to learn piano, my son has to learn dance. It's all about money. To be more specific, let's talk about love from the current online and offline discussion. Nowadays, women are very rational in deciding the things for the rest of their lives, that is, the nature of rational money, so they often want a house and a car. I can't blame them. Human society has always been like this. If you fall in love with each other, they must have the conditions to be loved. Since entering the male-dominated society, how many men have failed to behave well when they want to get a wife? In primitive society, with its strong muscles, it must be easy for a wife to beat a few leopards and fuck a few tigers. Maybe she can have a teapot with several cups. Of course, it's not that a man can't get a wife without money. For example, in India, when the daughter gets married, the father is half dead, because all the expenses are paid by the woman. A guy has become a modest rich man through several divorces. Vietnam is also valuable to men. At present, the highest record is that a man has eleven wives. The Buyi people in China are probably the same. Women work at sunrise and rest at sunset. Men come to drink tea and brag during the day and drink at night. But can you go to the trouble to eat cake or spend all day with leeches? If not, make some money on the trip. Therefore, from ancient customs to present habits, from the concept of the poor to the thinking of the rich, we can see that the conditions of this love are also advancing with the times: from muscle to talent, from life experience to money, there is nothing wrong. So, man, how can you live without money? As for the theory that men become bad when they have money, either you stay at home honestly and a sister Lin falls from the sky to congratulate you; Either you find a poor boy to marry, at least be a scum, live in peace all your life, and maybe you can add a classic you love to the history books. But how many such people are there? Fellow citizens, while you can still make some money on the road. So can women sit back and relax? There has never been such a good thing in the world. If you don't work hard to be dignified and virtuous, you will wait for the phoenix to marry the chicken. Have you ever heard the saying "A woman's best dowry is education"? This is a bit extreme. If you are unfortunate enough to become a female master or doctor, just wait for the woman to cry. Crying is not a crime. I am very tired because of your pile of certificates. In fact, a woman's best dowry is "inner show". For a simple example, Liang Hongyu, who was elected as grandpa by prostitutes, was fascinated by Marshal Han Shizhong by Neixiu, and then made a story about the 40-day siege of the nomads from the army. Li Ao said that all men's breasts are raised by women. Today I said that men's wallets are full of women. A successful man can't succeed so quickly without a woman behind him. Of course, some people have asked me if I must live a rich life. My answer is: I hope that for me and my family, I can be hospitalized when I am sick, instead of leaving my body in the street; Sleepy, I have a bed to lie on and I am not displaced; If I want to live a natural life, I will find a place where men plow and women knit; If I want to live a comfortable life, I will come out to sing and dance. Yes, I don't have to live a rich life, but I must be able to control my own destiny. Fellow citizens, in order to control your own destiny, work hard!