Talk about funny sentences on Tanabata.

1, Tanabata is coming. It's time to go back to heaven and talk to Yue Lao about the distribution of objects.

2. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

Tanabata is here again. I'll count with my fingers. Nothing has anything to do with me.

4, show loving people changed batch after batch, only I am single.

5, others have sweet love, I only have a bald head.

6. I spent New Year's Day alone, Lantern Festival alone and Tanabata alone. Let me take the exam alone if I have the ability.

7. I want to go to the movies with my friends on Tanabata. What good friends recommend?

8. Will a couple take me to dinner tomorrow? No other meaning, just want to see what love is like up close.

9. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day in China. Don't ask me why I am single. It is illegal for us immortals to fall in love with mortals.

10. History is always strikingly similar. Single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata this year.