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Selling cute coquetry and pretending to be innocent for my brother [recommended]

Selling cute coquetry to your brother (Chapter 1) 1. Even if the world is not worth turning back, I still find my fulfillment. My little boy, who has been wronged, can't come and hug.

2. I'm fine!

I am a petite and fragile little girl.

It's a small circle. It's good to have you.

5. I don't want to be rich and prosperous in my life, but I want my family to be healthy.

6. I have always been persistent and sincerely willing to resist everything for you.

7. Boys will be more cautious than girls in coquetry, because it is a very shameful thing to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.

8. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

9. It's sunny today, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

10. I ignore you, which is really annoying.

1 1. Two guesses are not you, the seed of love is not you, you will be the rest of your life.

12. I want to drink with you and pretend to be drunk. I want your hug.

13. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

14. I didn't!

15. I also want to be a baby, stay in your shopping cart and be taken home by you.

16. You are mine, and no one can take it away. I am overbearing. I am yours, and no one can take me away. That's how I am dead set.

17. You are good or bad, hum! I hate it!

18. Thank you.

19. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

20. I miss you while watching water.

Selling cute and pretending to be innocent for younger brother (Chapter 2) 2 1. No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.

22. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

23. What is right and wrong? I can't live without you.

24. Please, you weren't like this before!

25. Can I be your little baby? The kind that can't bear to scold me and give me a hug when I make a mistake.

26. Hate you!

27. I can't sleep I need you to hold it to sleep.

28. Don't be too nice to other girls in the future. I will be jealous and stomp my feet, and I will lie on the ground and beg you for a hug.

29. Love you, and you will accept all your shortcomings.

30. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

3 1. You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

32. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

34. I would like to turn into a ray of sunshine to illuminate your direction.

Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

36. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

37. My birthday wish is to be a doll on your bed. May you hold me to sleep every night.

38. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.

39. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.

40. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

How to see my brother's coquetry (50 sentences)

How to spoil your brother? 1. Everything misses you, not as much as I miss you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

2. Ah, I fell. I want to kiss before getting up.

Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If he is tired, I will take you for a walk.

I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your likes.

I feel like a day with you, but a year without you.

6. "Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook! " No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

7. Today's weather is good, suitable for fighting, more suitable for kissing and hugging.

8. The loveliest person in the world is in my mirror.

9. I am your little friend and your heart.

10. The boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him and care more about him. It is not excluded that he is bored and wants to make trouble.

1 1. You said I was born because I love you.

12. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

13. Only you can see my loveliness and gentleness.

14. What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

15. If I want the moon in the sky, will you take it off for me? ? ~~

16. Fortunately, I like you every day.

17. I can't sleep. I need you to hold me to sleep.

How to spoil your brother? 18. I am sleepy. Touch my head and put me to sleep.

19. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

20. No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

2 1. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

22. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

24. Anyway, with your help, I can steal for a lifetime, so what else can I learn?

25. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

26. People don't obey!

27. You are so ugly that I call you beautiful. I am so handsome, you call me ugly.

28. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

29. Life is finally starting to work on my lovely kitten Mimi.

30. I want to eat that. Go and buy it.

3 1. I like you very much today and I like you very much tomorrow. I'm jealous of myself again.

32. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

33. You are good or bad, hum! Damn it!

34. Ok, let's get together! Sweet or bitter, you are enough.

You have no hobbies, you can only love me.

36. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

37. It is rare for a spoiled boy to be as cute as death. My baby is like this, hehe.

38. Peace is not enough. I want to have you all the year round.

39. Selling my brain at a high price has never been used for personal gain.

40. I miss you while watching water.

4 1. We are very sweet. Love is like jasmine. Open my arms. Millennium is providence. Always loved you.

42. I like you very much today and I will like you very much tomorrow. Wow, I'm jealous of myself again.

43. Hold it high, hug me, hug me.

44. No matter how long you have been through it, as long as you are in your heart, you are sweet.

45. If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

46. Be your baby and be spoiled.

47. I want to drink with you, pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug.

48. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

49. If you criticize me and don't accept any criticism, I will hit you.

50. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

Give your boyfriend a nifty sentence to recommend coquettish and lovely.

A banter about coquetry and worship of boyfriends-1. My heart is pounding at the thought of you.

2. Did you miss anyone today?

You are like a book. The more you read, the more you want to sleep.

4. You are always unforgettable when you love talking and laughing. So, you became a partner in my world.

Wait a minute, I'll marry you when I grow up.

If you can promise me a future, I will draw a prison for you.

7. You are the fool!

8. Don't do this!

9. Kiss someone! !

10. I have many superpowers, not just super cute.

1 1. I hope my little friend can make you worry and unforgettable.

12. I'm fine!

13. We don't know each other very well. You can call me beauty.

14. Thank you.

15. She just avoided me. What should I do?

16. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

17. I didn't!

18. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cuteness for a long time.

19. You are the one with infinite scenery and the one who fell into the dust. The point is you, not what you are.

20. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

One-liners about boyfriends' coquetry and adoration. The most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain.

22. My cat said something to me-meow meow.

23. People will never talk to you again!

24. Hold high, hug me, hug me.

25. Boys are sometimes naive, but I think they are cute.

26. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

27. I am sleepy. Touch my head to put me to sleep.

28. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I would sway in front of you.

In fact, coquetry is associated with caring. When he is not around, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it's cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think it is more touching than any coquetry.

I want to send you a big New Year gift box, but the courier won't let me put it in the box.

3 1. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

32. Oh ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

33. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

34. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

35. You are the one who always wipes my hands when I take a shower and return messages. How can I hate not liking you?

36. Come and hug me when you are not angry.

37. In this life, I will only marry you.

38. I feel a distance between us. We don't even come to hug me in the morning.

I will love you all my life, not yours.

40. You can be mean to me. When you are mean to me, I become someone else's treasure.

Ask my brother for a red envelope.

Ask my brother for a red envelope (Chapter 1) 1. Flowers bloom in the south of the city. May you be there forever.

I'm gullible, would you like to try?

3. People just want you to care more!

4. Just this once. I won't ask again.

The scenery is in your eyes, and the world is not as good as arms.

6. You buy me lipstick, and then I'll pay you back a little every day, okay?

7. People don't want it! Hmm!

8. Can I hug you, smell you, put my chin on your shoulder and fall asleep?

9. Don't be too nice to others in the future. I will be jealous, stomp my feet and roll on the ground for you to hug.

10. Actually, I'm just like other princesses. Every day, knights come to see me with different foods. The only difference is that my knights charge a distribution fee, some three, some five.

1 1. A spoiled woman is always particularly feminine. Every gesture will always move a man. Women always want more love from men. It is best that this love can be inexhaustible like spring water. All men like to watch women coquetry, pout and stamp their feet, plus a pear flower with rain ... the hard-hearted will give up.

12. Do you want to eat takeout? Want to eat hot pot? What to eat tonight? Could it be me?

13. I don't care. You have to help this, or you have to help.

14. Can you save the money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

15. If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

16. Yaoyaoda

17. I am your little friend and your heart.

18. If I had a tail, I'm afraid I'd shake it in front of you.

19. People will never talk to you again!

Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness.

Ask my brother for a red envelope (Part II) 2 1. My cat said a word to me-meow meow meow.

22. Research shows that disrupting the order of Chinese characters will not affect reading. For example, you have no pressure to read this article, because I didn't disturb it at all.

23. Oh, how can I be so happy? Before I met you so well, I must have saved the whole galaxy in my last life.

24. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

25. Ha ~ ~ You look down on us girls! ? ~~"

26. My father drives a Ferrari and my mother drives a Porsche. I'm kidding.

27. I haven't chatted with you for a day, and I feel wrong!

Please praise me, because I have done a great job in loving you.

29. I want all your tenderness and preference, as well as your likes.

30. Don't seek prosperity all your life, but seek the well-being of your family.

3 1. For me, I love you and I'm hungry.

32. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

33. You come to my house and you sleep on the sofa; Shall I go to your house or do you sleep on the sofa?

34. I am so wronged that people are just angry.

35. You are like a glass of wine. It looks charming, smells attractive, tastes a little spicy and has a sweet aftertaste.

I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

37. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.

38. It's especially good to see you in a good mood!

39. If I were not here, would you like other girls?

40. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

The coquetry and admiration of boys for girls is an essential sentence.

The coquetry sentences of boys to girls (I) 1. You are the one who has to wipe my hands and reply to messages when I take a shower. How can I hate not liking you?

I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

5. Did you miss anyone today?

6. Teach you a quick way to lose weight. Put your heart on me.

7. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

8. Damn, it messed up my hair.

9. oh ... begging ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

10. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

1 1. Boys will be much more cautious than girls, because it is a shame to be regarded as a "charming boy" by the opposite sex. Generally speaking, they know when to be spoiled, how to be spoiled and why to be spoiled. However, they are generally very purposeful in coquetry, and once there is no result, they will have great tension and depression. If you want to keep this boy, you must first understand his coquetry.

12. From now on, I will give you thrush every day.

13. Honey, help me with the package. Look at their little hands. They are all red.

14. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

15. Bye-bye, I have to go!

16. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.

17. "Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook! " No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

18. Please praise me because I have done a great job in loving you.

19. I don't want it! I do not obey!

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

Boys coquetry girls (2)1. I just hope you care more!

22. She just avoids me. What should I do?

23. A spoiled woman must be gentle. It's easy for a woman to order a man: husband, help me with the package. Look at those little hands. They are all red.

24. You are unhappy because the person you love is not me.

25. Can you save money for smoking and buy me AD calcium to drink?

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

27. The years are lonely and silent, and thoughts flow quietly into old age.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

29. Once we watched TV together, he wanted to hug me and watch it together. It's hard for him to hug me, and he's been holding my back and aching. It's no exaggeration! I don't agree, I said: I don't agree! Unexpectedly, my husband closed his eyes and looked up like me: I didn't! I don't. Still dragging a long sound! Ha ha! It turns out that boys can be spoiled.

30. Come on, you weren't like this before!

3 1. Yaoyaoda

You can kill me. You kill me, I become someone else's little baby.

33. Hate you!

Boys can't be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.

35. You need a kiss, or you can't get up.

36. A boy's coquetry is to let you spoil him. Paying more attention to him does not rule out boredom and making trouble.

37. Tip: You haven't paid attention to your cutie for a long time.

38. In this life, I will only marry you.

39. Thank you.

40. The most beautiful place of time is to make you and me become us.

A word of coquetry and hooliganism to her husband

Play coquetry and hooliganism with your husband. Where can I buy a map? I don't want to get lost around you.

2. Don't be too disgusting. Boys had better be humorous. If you really want to be spoiled, you'd better be spoiled with a woman who is stronger than you. If you coquetry with a weak woman, it will only make people think that you are not manly enough.

3. You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls!

Honey, I love you so much. You can't have an affair.

Spend the rest of your life with me. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way.

I'm tired of ignoring you.

7. Don't do this!

8. I don't hate it. I am so cute.

I'm afraid I can't do it alone without you.

10. People will never talk to you again!

1 1. The flowers in the south of the city are in full bloom. May you be there forever.

12. I want to love you with 100 postures, 1000 love words and 10,000 amorous feelings.

13. I usually endure it. Actually, I pouted just to get you to kiss me.

14. You can only love me, and I can only be your princess.

15. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

16. When you are angry, I ask you to take it out. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

17. Don't play with other girls when you come back.

18. I didn't!

19. No matter how good others are, they also belong to others. I am different. I am yours.

20. Boys cannot be protected by girls, but my boys can. If you are tired, I will take you for a walk.

Spoil, sell cute and play hooligan's sentence to her husband 2 2 1 I'm unhappy!

22. How can I kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

23. Are you a good person or a bad person? Hum! I hate it!

24. Having experienced that kind of taste makes me understand that missing is a kind of happiness and a kind of suffering.

25. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

26. The luckiest thing is to be liked by you every day I like you.

27. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

28. I dare not tell you every emotion, because every emotion is related to you, like a confession to you.

29. I hate it. People want to eat tutu.

30. kiss someone! !

3 1. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be your wife.

32. You are like a book. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

33. I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

34. You don't know how much courage it took me to remember.

35. Every time I meet you, I pretend not to see it, but I look at it a thousand times out of the corner of my eye.

36. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.

37. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to bite me.

38. Nothing can compare with my missing you. Everything loves you less than I love you.

39. Yaoyaoda

40. I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.