One word that will leave you speechless

Text version of a sentence that will leave you speechless:

1. Do you know why beauties have had such a bad life since ancient times? Because no one pays attention to how long the ugly B lives.

2. Other people’s faces: faces. Your face: face plus.

Other people’s breasts: breasts. Your breasts: Mini breasts.

3. Half-price for the second cup is a double blow to singles both materially and spiritually. Have you considered the feelings of our vulnerable groups?

Singles are at a disadvantage, like us. Single pigs don’t have this problem, we can have two drinks each.

4. -What am I to you?

-You are my cigarette!

-Ah, why is it a cigarette? Do you put me to your mouth and kiss me when you are bored?

-No, if you ask such stupid questions again, I will whip you!

5. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as it doesn't happen to me.

6. Don’t look at A+V every day, and don’t look down at the keyboard to see what’s behind the letters A and V.

I looked down at the keyboard, it was s and b

7. Time is like cleavage, as soon as you lie down, there is nothing.

8. Have you ever held a boy’s hand? I will never forget this conversation about arm wrestling

9. If You Are the One came up and a man talked about his single-parent family, a female guest collapsed on the spot after hearing this She cried into a sea of ??tears and said, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi", frowned and covered her chest, wailing for a long time and was about to cry. Unexpectedly, she suddenly put away her tears and said coldly that the man cannot be a single parent.

Having not watched TV seriously for more than ten years, I simply cannot bear all this.

10. No matter how big your eyes are when you are born, they will always be that big and will not change. So don't complain that your eyes are getting smaller and smaller, it's just that your face is getting bigger and bigger.

11. -What should I do if I pretend to be cool and want to be cute?

-Hahaha

12. After working hard outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought my mother would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother did not scold me, but even comforted me: My child, you have nothing, at least you still have the face to come back.

13. Girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck. This sentence refers to the kind of girl who smiles shyly and bows her head when hearing a joke, not the kind of girl who laughs until she pees in the end, hahahahaha Haha, what a female man!

14. I was registering at the hospital just now, and someone jumped in line. I asked him: Why don’t you line up? He said: Because you don’t have the quality. I was speechless

15. If the relationship between girls is good, it will be Little Times; if it is not good, it will be Legend of Zhen Huan; if the boys get along well, it will be Water Margin; if not, it will be Three Kingdoms.

16. - Dear, I will become beautiful. People say that women can transform into eighteen!

- Come on, Zhu Bajie is still a pig after thirty-six transformations, and Sun Wukong is still a pig after seven transformations. Twelve changes are still a monkey, you said you have eighteen changes, what hope do you have?

17. Every time I see some boys saying that many girls are vain and fall in love only for money, I feel it is unfair. Falling in love is a very simple thing, why should it be so complicated? In fact, there are still many girls who are very simple and don't care about money. They care about face.

18. The Mandarin Council, an organization directly under the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology of Japan, recently responded to a query on the word "woman", pointing out that the word is defined as a woman under the age of 22, and over the age of 23 should be an obasan. .

Picture version of a steady and ruthless sentence: A simple and cold-hearted saying that will leave you speechless

1. If you are a person who will leave once you have come, , then I would rather miss you.

2. Confess if you like it, leave if you hate it, stay if you don’t want to leave, and fulfill it if you give up. Frank expression is much happier than timid hiding.

3. The so-called inability to let go is nothing more than four glasses of liquor, three cigarettes, two tears and a difficult night.

4. Life is like drinking water. You know whether it is hot or cold. Your life is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.

5. Throw away what you need to throw away, and give up when you need to give up. From today on, you will be a layman for the rest of your life and live your best life.

6. I never surrender. Even though I fell like this and no one came to help me, I still stood up beautifully.

7. Some people appear just to open our eyes. Therefore, people must be able to withstand lies, tolerate perfunctory, deceive, forget promises, and let go of everything.

8. Don’t complain to anyone, because 20% of people don’t care, and the remaining 80% will be happy to hear it. Correct your mentality and be gentle with yourself. Life is about crying for yourself and smiling for others!

9. Love words blown away by the wind will eventually become hoarse. It doesn’t matter if you don’t love those who have gone far.

10. I write my own life, taste all kinds of flavors, taste them myself, no need for others to evaluate them.

11. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who abandon me regretful, those who hate me unhappy, and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

12. Don’t be embarrassed to reject others. Those who have the nerve to embarrass you are not good people anyway.

13. Choose a posture to live an irreplaceable life. There is no so-called luck, only absolute hard work! It can't be perfect, but it can be unique.

14. You can love the wrong three or five scumbags, but you cannot love the same scumbag three or five times. Taking the wrong path may be due to bad luck, but you deserve to fall into a pit.

15. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who abandon me regretful, those who hate me unhappy, and those who laugh at me dumbfounded. 2021 A collection of high-IQ quotes that will leave the other person speechless with just one sentence

1. I have never seen a person like you with a thicker skin than a city wall. You are even eight feet away from me.

2. Let’s go eat fish together when we have time. I didn’t realize that you are quite picky.

3. You are good at cooking, I guess you are very good at adding fuel and vinegar.

4. Do you live by the sea? Your control is too lenient!

5. Don’t talk to me, I have mysophobia.

6. Don’t use your IQ to speculate on my behavior.

7. Have a longer face, wipe your eyes, please see clearly what a face is.

8. Sorry, please stay away from me! Why? I am allergic to bitches.

9. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

10. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

11.2B It’s not just the pencil, it’s also you.

12. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

13. If the country classifies appearance, anyone with your appearance would be eligible for subsistence allowance.

14. If I don’t hit you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

15. Don’t be cruel to me. If you decide, then show your courage to persist.

16. I don’t want to hit you. Because I don't have money to buy wet wipes today.

17. To some people, I just want to say that my slap fits your face very well.

18. Don’t you think I speak too loudly? Don’t you know how to shout to dogs?

19. I wish I could get to know you again, look. How can I kill you?

20. I feel sorry for liking you without permission

21. Eating at home is called eating, eating outside the school unit is purely for survival

22. Whatever I throw away and whoever picks it up is trash

23. You scold me because you don’t understand me yet. People who know me will hit me.

24. You blush like a pig

25. Don’t show off your innocence in front of your sister, she is very complicated.

26. You don’t have to admit your fate in front of your sister, but you have to admit defeat. I am speechless and silent when I mention your name again and the past.

1. I am speechless and silent when I mention your name again and the past.

2. I would rather be homeless and helpless than force you to stay by my side and live an unhappy life.

3. Don't keep stabbing me and then coming to wipe my blood and apply medicine. I can't bear it.

4. I'm really sorry that I didn't lock the memory and let it spread around.

5. In fact, I will also feel pain, but you won’t care.

6． When you learn to cherish, some things are no longer there.

7. The crowds are so crowded that we no longer bump into each other unexpectedly.

8. When you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't mention the madness back then. When I put on a wedding dress and become someone else's bride, you are still my original dream.

9． Maybe many years later, when you smile and listen to others talk about me, you will say lightly: I don’t know.

10. No matter how I dare to approach you, there is always someone by your side.

11. Whenever I am most helpless and need support, I can never find you.

12． It can't be cold to human nature, nor can it be cold to people's hearts.

13. There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but it is wrong to like someone who doesn't like you.

14. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow cleanly from your fingers, drop by drop.

15. Sometimes, we change our words so frequently just to let others know about you. But we forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

16. I hate memories, it always makes people confused about who they are.

17. You should be a dream and I should be a gust of wind.

18． I felt an inexplicable emotion and then felt inexplicably sad for a long time.

19. From being with me for a long time to being with me in wine, from I love you to being in your way, from being able to sing and cry to being put aside or abandoned.

20. I really admire that even though my heart is riddled with holes, I can still smile and say it’s okay.

21. From the beginning of heartbreaking, to heartbreaking, to heartless in the end, do you know how sad this process is?

22. A broken rope will always have knots no matter how you tie it.

23. Even though we know we can't be together, we still can't help but fall in love with each other. How uncomfortable it is.

24. You're perfunctory, I'm lying, and no one really cares anyway.

25. My hand is holding on to a protruding rock, and there is an abyss under my feet. I know that I can't climb up, and my hand is bleeding from pain. I don't know whether I should let go or not

26. If memory is a square city, then, for you, I am willing to draw the ground as a prison and trap myself in it.

27. Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who is unwilling to let go.

28. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.

29. Would you be a little sad if I didn't like you now? After all, I almost liked you so much that I went crazy.

30. Some people say: Parallel lines are the scariest, they will never intersect. In fact, the intersecting lines are the scariest. After intersecting, they become further apart.