The homophonic sentence of girl's lovely sand sculpture [Jing]

The girl's lovely sand sculpture is homophonic. Sentence 1 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

2. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? I still love you.

Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome"

Mother cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces?" Is it cruel of you not to do so? "said Li qu, the kitten, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

5. Ugly people have objects, and beautiful women sell air conditioners.

6. I think dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

7. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

8. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.

9. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

10. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

1 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.

12. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

13. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust home to play rice crust and asked who you were. Mud says I am mud, and I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.

14. There is a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

15. It's very hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? We're through.

16. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, nothing can come off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

17. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, it is a beautiful woman in a messy room.

18. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

19. Girls who love to laugh are not bad, why are they so happy?

20. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

A girl's lovely sand sculpture is homophonic. Second sentence 2 1. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, he will go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

22. I hate being asked how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?

23. The deer takes pictures of the rabbit, but it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

24. Mr. Yu Guangzhong: "Don't ask me if I have you in my heart. I only have you. "

25. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

26. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.

27. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

28. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

29. Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly: then you pull first, and then we'll talk. An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

30. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

3 1. I just went out and accidentally hit my knee. It's a pity that I hit my knee. I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

32. It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

34. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.

35. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

36. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

37. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.

38. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

39. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

40. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

A Japanese came to China to see a dentist, but they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."

42. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is covered with mud.

43. Why does a person dislike sitting less and less? Because it is easy for a novice to stand (stand back).

44. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

45. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

46. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

47. Even if I don't answer, what are you answering, the temptation to go home?

48. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. At dinner, Asu spoiled: Feed.

49. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

50. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.

5 1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that his family couldn't surf the Internet.

52. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the breeder asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.

53. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the nest?" Another ant said, "with a smile or … very silent."

54. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: don't look at me, little dragon girl received: green ... grass has become more fragrant to me?

55. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

56. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

57. Don't love me. It doesn't work. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

58. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

59. "Why does the White Lady let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."

60. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.