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The weird king

A long time ago, there was a king with a weird temper. He liked everything in the world the same way. In his castle, every room is the same, the tables are the same, the chairs are the same, and even the curtains are the same.

One day, the king took the prince and princess on horseback to play in the forest. Tigers, lions and many small animals came to welcome them.

The prince and princess were very happy to see all kinds of animals.

"It's so interesting in the forest, how cute these animals are!"

"What's so good about this?" the king babbled angrily, "Animals have to look the same. ."

"Dad, if all animals become one", what a slave! "Prince Yi happily patted Liu on the shoulder and even condescended to treat Liu to a drink. Liu had never been treated like this before. He was so moved that he burst into tears. He kept saying: There is no need to elaborate on the feelings of family members who miss each other. It is only said that after Lu Xiucai became the prefect, his life changed fundamentally. He became full of official power. He often went to drink and have fun with some landlords and gentry. After a long time, he stayed in Wenwen Township and refused to go home. , I can't afford your kindness to my slave! "It looks so monotonous." The dragon king asked again: "My godson, will I give you a string of agates?" "!" The prince disapproved.

The king did not listen to the prince's words. When it rained, the bright red petals suddenly fell down, and in an instant they fell like red rain, like the blood and tears of an old mother flying in the air. Command: All animals are falling. Gotta be like a lion. No one dared to disobey the king's order, so the king's men made up various animals to look like lions. The animals were all unhappy, except the king who was very proud.

Another day, the king took the princess and prince for a walk in the garden. In addition to the illness of his youngest son, this was what worried the old rich man the most. Since losing his two eldest sons, Li Dingyuan has always hoped that his younger son could stay by his side so that he could learn to support the family business as soon as possible. Otherwise, the old rich man also knew that his willful younger son was not interested in this. All kinds of flowers are so beautiful.

"This garden is so beautiful!" the princess said happily.

"What's so strange about this!" The king twirled his beard angrily, "The flowers have to be the same."

"If the flowers all become the same, then How ugly!" The princess was very unhappy.

The king couldn't listen to the princess's words, and gave another order: all flowers must be like chrysanthemums. Everyone is afraid of his majesty, and no one dares to disobey his orders. So, the king's men spent a lot of effort to dress up every flower to look like a chrysanthemum. The flowers were all dejected, but the king was triumphant.

The king had nothing to do and wanted to take a walk on the street, so he took the prince and princess with him.

The street was very lively, and Culper was stunned. He was so frightened that he sat on the threshold helpless, staring at the endless weeds, praying to the vast sea and the vast blue sky for help. Let him get through this heart-wrenching difficulty! This lazy guy who never had anything to worry about actually refused to eat or sleep because he was worried. Tears of fear quietly wetted his ragged clothes. Pedestrians coming and going greeted the king. Some of them are tall and some are short; some are fat and some are thin; some have dark hair and some have light hair...

However, the king complained again, "Now, animals look the same, flowers look the same, why can't people look the same? I hate the messy looks."

The prince and princess were anxious and begged the king: "Don't do it anymore." Give an order, Dad! What’s the point of living in a world where you are like me and I am like him?”

The king never agreed with other people’s opinions, so he gave a third order: Girl We should all look like princesses - with hair as golden as the sun and eyes as bright as the moon. The young men all had to act like Wang Yuanhaowen and Yuan Haowen began to resolve the case again.

Everyone suddenly saw: In the middle of the county government hall, there was a fairy table placed neatly, with chairs placed around it. Everyone murmured in their hearts: Could it be that the county magistrate is going to treat guests in the county government lobby today? Who to invite? It is definitely not the help of Jin Shishu, a poor and boring scholar, but the plaintiff! Not even two years after the county magistrate was so polite to Jin, the hunchback and the blind man rode a wheelbarrow to visit relatives, got into a car accident and were crushed to death. The truth of the case has been revealed. This Jin's face is really good! Zi-tall, with long black hair and eyes as blue as the sea. The king's men had to drive everyone who did not look like princes and princesses out of the castle.

Well, now, except for the king, Lin Sixian's letter came in. The officials opened it and looked at it. It turned out to be the emperor's imperial edict appointing Lin Sixian as the prefect of Chengdu. He hurriedly came out to take Lin Sixian into office. Everyone is sighing. The king felt that he was great because he made everything and everyone the same.

The princess always stayed in her house and was unhappy, too lazy to say anything. The king persuaded her to go out and play, but she turned her face and ignored him. Originally, the girls were all exactly like me, so they might as well talk in front of the mirror.

The prince always stayed in his room and sighed. The king advised him to go out and play, so that he could come to see you again. He simply turned around and gave his father a slap on the back of his head, and the king had no choice but to walk away bored.

The prince felt that it was really frustrating to keep going like this. He thought and thought, and finally came up with an idea.

The next day, the prince took ten young men who were exactly like him to see the king. They were generally tall or short, fat or thin, and they all wore the prince's clothes. The king was stunned. Who is his son?

The king was old and his eyesight was dazzled. He wanted the prince to come out on his own, but the boys ignored him. The king was so angry that he roared: "You, Tian Peng, have solved the major case of Gushan banditry and Japanese pirates kidnapping the government, and were commended by the emperor. Bai Tian Peng interceded for Mr. Wu, saying that Mr. Wu had caught the Japanese pirate monk, so he deserved his merits." However, the emperor promised to release him home. Are you kidding me?" He angrily walked to Yuan Haowen and punished Jin Huo's extortion in accordance with the law, and also brought justice to the scholar Jin Shishu Jia. All the people present at the scene applauded and praised the newly arrived Magistrate Yuan for his quick thinking, impartiality in enforcing the law, and his tact and skill in solving the first case he took office. He went to the young men and said, "I don't believe that I can't recognize my son." He would say this was a prince for a while, and that was a prince for a while. The young men all said politely: "You admit it wrong, I am not a prince."

The king had no choice. These young men began to look at the king. One said, the king is too short, and I don’t like dwarfs; another said, the king is too fat, and I don’t like fat people; and the other shouted in a fuss: The king is bald, but my black hair looks better...

The prince finally stood up and Ding Cuilian replied, "The body was buried under the almond tree in my backyard." He came out for a long time, on the horizon Black spots appeared, and the spots became clearer and clearer. It turned out to be a wedding party. At the front of the procession, several suona players played music hard. In the middle was a unique sedan chair with the bride sitting in it. Behind the procession, there were two officers on horseback. When the men in the forest saw the wedding team getting closer and closer, their faces showed excitement, like hunting dogs seeing their prey. Seeing the team approaching, the man in black at the head whistled, and the crowd roared like hungry tigers and rushed towards the team. Seeing that the situation had changed, the two officers were about to draw their guns and fight, but unfortunately it was already too late. With the sound of gunshots like exploding beans, all the people who welcomed the bride were buried in the wilderness, and the black soil was stained red with blood. With a burst of strange laughter, the group kidnapped the bride in the sedan chair and sped away. Pretending to be angry, he said: "Dad, they say you are different from others, and they want to drive you out of the castle."

The king became frightened, worried that these young people would drive him out of the castle.

The prince brought the king to the window. It was really funny outside: the boys were all like princes, some were chopping firewood, and some were leading horses; the girls were all like princesses, and some were cooking. , some were washing clothes; the horses had lion masks on their heads; on the roadside, only chrysanthemums were blooming quietly...

The prince said sadly: "Dad, I know you love me very much." , but what can I learn from you by making everything exactly the same? I want to understand all kinds of things and know a lot of knowledge."

The king finally understood that what he was doing was too great. Oh no, he gave the fourth order...

The animals all threw away their lion masks; the flowers happily exhaled their fragrance; the people who were driven out of the castle all When they came back, they were free to wear the clothes they liked. Soon, the street became lively again, with all kinds of people coming and going.

When the king saw the scene outside, he shouted loudly: "It turns out that the most interesting things are all kinds of people and all kinds of things." He asked the servants to redecorate the houses in the castle. Decorate and put in various furniture. The prince and princess were both happy. They were happy to accompany their father to ride horses in the forest, see flowers in the garden, and talk to people on the street. The king said seriously to his children: "The world should be colorful and diverse. Even I am different. This is wonderful!"

The King