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What is the cruelest thing you have ever heard?

1, "liking someone who doesn't like himself probably means that I regard you as my life and you treat me as a disease."

2. "I can reason with you with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are."

3. Until today

You are still the reason why I refuse others.

Actually, I'm not waiting for you.

I just can't like others.

4. "I hate the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk."

5, you don't have to be too proud, I just can't let go of this relationship, not you.

6. My acting skills must be very good, so good that no one knows.

7. Maybe one day

I'll get my least favorite cigarette.

Lead a dissolute life.

But only I know.

I was fine when you were here.

8. I am the one who said malicious words, and I am sad. I am the one who has to go first, and I am the one who turns around frequently.

9. Be sure to give me an invitation when you get married.

I won't be noisy or willful.

I just want to stand in the corner and watch silently.

Let's see what it looks like, Wen Ya girl.

Realize my dream of marrying you.

10, how many people love each other in the name of friends,

Not that I don't love each other,

I'm afraid I won't even be a friend if I say it.

How much truth is told in a joke,

People who just don't want to understand will never understand.

Those jokes that upset you, every word is I love you.

1 1. The wrong person will be separated sooner or later, and the right person will meet eventually.

I'm not afraid of us being apart for a while.

If good love needs to go around a big circle and come back.

Then I can also smile and hug you and say

You see, in the end, you are still mine.

12, "If you can't accept my 100% love, don't accept it. Do not take it. Don't take it away. You don't have to insist. Your reluctance to accept it is an insult to me. "

13, "It took a long time to know that the best ending with some people was never heard from."

14, "I also want to wander all my life but I accidentally fell in love with someone."

15, living alone for a long time

Meet some warmth

Pretend to be indifferent

Will be in flight.

16, it's not that I don't contact you, but that you give me the feeling that I'm bothering you.

17, you have come so far, I really can't catch up, so I have to wish you happiness.

18, when you know a lot of truth and falsehood, you don't have so much bitterness. You just become more and more silent and don't want to say it.

19, one night after many years, will you suddenly think of me and find that you owe me too much in tears?

20. "I'm really glad I met you in my life, but it would be better if I didn't meet you."

2 1, "One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is no place for you to live here."

22. "Every word of Laozi is addressed to you. There are sports all over the world, and you don't respond. "

23, don't toss, one person can't maintain the feelings of two people. You are busy approaching, and he is busy leaving.

I miss you here, and I won't love you tomorrow, really.

From then on, I will laugh for no reason, and I will never cry for no reason.

25. "Like is so afraid that you know you don't know, and even more afraid that you know but pretend not to know."

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. May you live a good life and let me know nothing ~

27. "Sometimes you really don't need any earth-shattering events to break up. You're getting impatient. The faster you hang up, the less you reply to text messages. Everything is slowly accumulating. Finally, in a small detail that you don't care about, the feelings gradually collapse. Love is accumulated, and love is also accumulated. "

28. "Who are you and the depths of the ocean after many years? Will you remember that you still owe me a future? "

29、"

The night wind in this city is very strong, which blows away magnanimity and exaggeration.

You always miss home when you are tired and miss him when you are lonely.

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30. "What makes me sad is not that you are good with others, but that I can't see others replacing me so easily."

People can be like you, but everyone can be me to you. "

What is the saddest sentence you have ever heard?

What is the saddest sentence you have ever heard?

1. You are so good at comforting others, you must have spent many days comforting yourself.

2. The tree wants to be quiet and the wind will not stop, but the son wants to keep it.

Can you cherish me once in a while?

I think of many people, but there is no one around me.

We do our best just to stay alive.

6. I didn't know him at first, and I didn't know him at last

I still love you, I just know that I can't like you as much as before.

Perhaps the greatest advantage when I grow up is that I don't want what I wanted before.

Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

10. Have you ever regretted my persistence for a moment?

1 1. She said she had something on her mind and didn't know who to tell. I was suddenly so sad in silence.

12. The other party refused to receive your message.

13. I believe there are some people I never need to wait for.

14. My childhood withered and my husband was old. From then on, everyone I love is like you.

15. I have always been superficial, but I can't help being deep.

A moment that should last forever? Before I knew it, it had come and gone.

17. Dream on. What is more sad is that this sentence is often said to myself.

18. The malice of human heart sometimes exceeds not only your expectation, but also your imagination.

19. In order to avoid the end of everything, you refused the beginning of everything.

20. Will it be sad to hide from the rain all your life?

2 1. The vinegar that cannot be eaten is the most sour.

22. The past year should be a good time in name only. Even if it is full of emotions, who can enjoy it together?

23. Being alone is more comfortable than loving you.

24. How many words have been left unsaid and turned into good night?

25. You don't deserve your ambition, and you have failed your sufferings.

26. At that time, only Tao was unusual.

What is the saddest sentence you have ever heard?

If I wasn't worried about you,

Think about your thoughts,

I don't deserve to say I love you.

What do you think you are pulling like a saw,

My heart is made of meat!

Xu zhimo

When I walked, I dispersed, and my memory faded.

When the wind blows through the clouds, the shadows disappear.

The setting sun leans on the mountain, and the sky is dark;

A flower is tired of blooming, and spring is full of resentment and sorrow.

The birds disappeared and the morning was in chaos.

When I walked, I dispersed, and my memory faded.

A smile beats a lifetime,

A tear returns a person.

One person blooms, one person falls,

After all these years, no one asked.

Gu Man

A cowardly man,

Despite this anger,

Except for weak grass,

What can you burn?

Lu Xun

The rain is mumbling,

It's like living by a stream,

Would rather it rains every day,

I thought you didn't come because of the rain.

Zhang ailing

Facing the river, I am infinitely ashamed.

I wasted my years and felt very tired.

Like all poets who dream of horses.

Time flies, not a drop remains.

Haizi's dream of a horse

If there's anything else I haven't said,

Don't think you forgot,

I haven't forgotten anything,

But some things are only suitable for collection.

Can't say, can't think,

But you can't forget.

Shi Tiesheng

I will wait for you in Chihiro.

I'll wait for you in the water,

When the fire comes, I will wait for you in the ashes.

love

Birth and departure are hazy months and days,

Farewell is a haggard fallen flower.

backbone

People,

Even if you live to be 80 or 90,

You can have a mother. A little naive.

Losing a loving mother is like a flower in a bottle.

Although there is still color and fragrance, it has lost its foundation.

A person with a mother is calm at heart.

Lao She

Then I saw his back,

My tears soon came down.

I quickly wiped away my tears,

Afraid he'd see,

And I'm afraid others will see it.

Zhu Ziqing's back

What is the most beautiful ancient love story you have ever heard?

What is the most beautiful ancient love story you heard in 2022? 1. You didn't mean to get through the current, but you were attracting mountain torrents by yourself.

2. It's no use missing each other. I regret meeting you!

3. I am still guarding you on the other side after dying.

I am a melancholy guest in the world, and I know why you are crying.

Nothing can eliminate this feeling, only frown, only mind.

I don't know what happened, but I don't ask why.

7. Good poetry is for the right person, and good wine is for the lover.

8. Ten miles of peach blossoms bear three thousand moss robes.

9. If it is the first day of new snow, and the full moon is hanging in the sky, there is a bright shadow with bright silver on it. You come to me with a smile, and you are the third beauty between moonlight and snow.

10. Twilight, half drunk, half awake and half gone with the wind; Twilight, a generation with a double life.

1 1. I will be with you in the next life.

12. misty rain and willow green, chasing dreams like remembering, one city and one pool, it is difficult to find a bosom friend and white blood.

13. If you don't think about lovesickness, you can avoid it. After careful consideration, I would rather miss you!

14. You are my unexpected heart, and you are my unexpected surprise.

15. As beautiful as flowers and jade, it seems like a fleeting time. You can go back, but you can't go back to the beginning.

16. Yangliuqing Jiang Shuiping, listen to the song on the Langjiang River.

17. It is not enough for a person to have this life. He should also have a poetic world.

18. Don't give up day and night, don't leave each other, when you arrive in Bai Shou.

19. Write prosperous times, but I wish you and I peace all my life, Tianshan snow, Yuyu Qionglou, and never regret it in this life.

20. Qingxiu's kindness to the outside world makes people forget to die. A day has passed, thousands of miles away, I miss it!

What is the most beautiful ancient love story you heard in 2022? 2 1. thinking of you is like a full moon, and it decreases every night.

22. There is nothing to say between water and water.

23. Life and death are rich and prosperous, and the son inherits it. Hold your hand and grow old with your son.

24. If you don't miss your life, you will miss it and it will hurt you.

25. If you keep it in your heart, when can you forget it?

26. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, and heaven and earth are in harmony, but they dare to break with you.

27. On the moon, the willow shoots head, people about after dusk.

28. I bypassed the mountains and rivers and found that you are my earthly fireworks.

29. If we don't think together, there will be a thousand eyebrows.

30. You gave birth to me, and I gave birth to you and Lao. I hate being born at the same time and being good to you every day.

3 1. Family ties have been idle since ancient times, and good dreams are the easiest to wake up.

32. I always think of you in the quiet night; In a sweet dream, I dreamed of you again; Warm heart, still occupying you; In sweet love, there will always be only you; Dear, you are my most beautiful angel!

33. Above, he looks for the green void, below, the yellow spring.

34. Leisure and elegant, poetic and flawless, brewed with black tea. Qian Qian's ten thousand love stories, which put pen to paper and gave birth to flowers, are just amazing for her.

35. If we meet again in this life, even if we lose it forever and for a thousand years, we are all willing.

36. lament that men and women can't become bosom friends. May all lovers get married!

37. Poetry on paper, seal script and a line of Linjiang immortals; Brilliant inkstone color; A pair of mandarin ducks are enviable.

38. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, how can the spring breeze urge you to say goodbye? Let me get drunk forever and lose my mind forever! See only shadows and dreams.

39. How many beauties are tired, how many lovesickness pieces, leaving only blood and tears.

40. The spring breeze is ten miles less than your mile. It is green, how cold the grass and water in Lanzefang are, and the water is desolate and a dream.

What is the most beautiful ancient love story you heard in 2022? 4 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

42. I don't want to get married before I meet you. When I met you, I didn't want to marry anyone else.

43. May you grow old together, because I know my heart.

44. The dream is wet and empty, and knocking at the clouds frequently surprises residual leakage. A cup of turbid wine is ugly and the world of mortals is thorough.

45. You are a late bloomer in the world, and everyone except you is a cave. I am willing to become a Buddha or a demon for you.

46. I only hope that your heart is the same as mine.

47. When my hair is waist-length, can teenagers marry me?

48. I don't want to be a passer-by, a memory or a supporting role. I just want to be the most important person to you.

49. Later I learned that the most beautiful accident in the world was my son's smile, which poured over my city.

Before I met my son, I only felt that everything in the world was the same scenery. Fortunately, after I met my son, what else did my little girl see? Only read childe exclusive!

5 1. The dynasty summoned me, so I left home and came to live in this mountain. A female companion doesn't know the Lord, but a friend is diligent and rewarding. Yousheng invited me to a Buddhist temple to match the flowers of Cornus officinalis. Do not bear the history, only bear the burden, and the good wind blows away the dust in the distance.

52. Look at yourself if you don't believe me. This is my nature. Mystery is elusive, and people love to intercede. It is difficult to express deep meaning in front of people, and it is naturally affectionate and self-centered. The charming couple walked down the court, knowing that they would meet soon. People congratulated their couples in pairs, tears blurred their hearts and smiled. The two hearts in the heart will never be separated, and the cocoon will be given three wishes to turn into a butterfly. Looking at the cowherd and the weaver girl in the west, charity will eventually have good results.

53. Behind her closed casement, why is she still waiting, looking at the glory of the autumn moon through the crystal glass? .

54. I hope someone will accompany you to see the flaming flowers and the plain white gauze.

55. In this world, the green hills are burning, the stars are shining, the autumn rain is falling, and the evening breeze is slowly, but they are also the stars in my son's eyebrows!

56. The night is long, the moonlight is bright, the food is full, and the dream is not serious.

If you don't leave, I won't give up.

58. Once a young woman dies in spring, it's hard to know whether the flower has fallen or the person has died.

59. If I am tired of seeing the scenery and walking. Would you like to become a stone of debauchery and let me live on it for the rest of my life?

60. When the flowers are gone, I will flow with you.

I am you.

1, look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

4. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and fart you to death.

6. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling classes. Class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and hind legs.

7. A person sitting in front of a computer, reading a book, watching a movie and writing something, suddenly feels so lonely. When I opened a bottle of coke, foam gushed out and spilled all over the table, and the atmosphere suddenly became more sad. I cried while drinking, crying while drinking ... suddenly I saw "another bottle" on the bottle cap. Damn, how can society be so cruel that it doesn't even make people sad! ! ! Forget it, I'm going to receive the prize first. ...

Aunt, my clothes have been washed very clean recently. Little dragon girl: "Hehe, and it doesn't hurt your hand." "Strange, aunt, where are our sculptures?"

9. Girls in the world can be roughly divided into two types: one is that they are too old to buy suitable clothes, and the other is that they are good-looking.

10, the purpose of falling in love and not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

1 1, it doesn't matter if you swallow it, it's better to say fuck!

12, I am you.

13. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.

14, when you are in a bad mood, go by bus and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

15, I went home to rest on holiday. My mother asked me, do you have a girlfriend? No, mom asked again, is there a girl you like? No, mom asked again, is there a boy you like? I

16, there are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough needs to be proved" and the other is "lying in the trough can also be proved".

17, when I was a child, I always listened to the radio and sang: I am a cake and love to eat ordinary people.

18, weather forecast: I miss you a little from today to tomorrow morning. I expect to miss you all afternoon. Affected by this low mood. This night will become a big dream. My mood will also drop by five degrees. It is expected that this weather will continue until I see you!

19, I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun, because it can't be finished at all.

20. One day, a clean and beautiful pig wore a bow around its neck. P jumped in front of you, looked at you admiringly, wagged his tail and sang a song for you-I want to be you when I grow up.

2 1, review when you have an object, dear ... review when you have no object, damn it. ...

22. People who are good to me will sell iron to you. People who are my enemies will tear down houses and sell land to bring you down.

23. Lu Xun was late for school when he was a child! As soon as he entered the classroom, the teacher gave him a lecture! Lu Xun was very angry. He carved a cursive script on the table. Then the teacher came over. He used his quick wits to cover up the facts! The teacher nodded and walked away.

24. Recently, I heard that many girls are complaining about their menstrual period, and they are unhappy, unable to move, unable to eat or wear white pants ... I just want to say: Give me one night and you will be safe in October!

25. Zaizai was repaired by his father. He ran to his mother to complain: "Mom, what would you do if someone hit your son?" Mom: "I want to avenge his son!" " "Aberdeen:" ... "

26. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.