Lines of the Spring Festival Evening Essay "Not Bad Money"

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. This is not Scottish flirting.

Duck egg: Grandpa, you read it backwards. This is a Scottish sentiment. Grandpa, this house is expensive!

Zhao Benshan: No, we have money, 30,000 yuan. Do you have a bag? That's a yellow bag.

Duck egg: Ah, I left it on the kang!

Zhao Benshan: I left it on the kang for you!

Duck egg: How much is this in my pocket? It's only over 70 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: I still have 400.

Duck egg: Not enough.

Zhao Benshan: It doesn't matter if it's enough.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter.

Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir. We are an upscale hotel and we don't accept agricultural and sideline products.

Zhao Benshan: Let's eat. Don't you like it?

Shenyang: Not really.

Zhao Benshan: I tell you, girl, this meal is very important.

Little Shenyang: Who do you call a girl? She is a man!

Zhao Benshan: Why are you still wearing a skirt?

Shenyang: This is the Scottish style we refer to. This is not a skirt. It's cropped trousers. It has legs. Oh, something went wrong when I was in a hurry. I said I didn't have a hip when I walked.

Zhao Benshan: Save that leg for next year. I tell you, young man, if you invite important guests today, you must treat them well.

Shenyang: No problem.

Zhao Benshan: How much does it cost to have a meal in this hotel?

Shenyang: Why are you so impatient?

Zhao Benshan: The most expensive. How much is the order?

Small Shenyang: Get one or two thousand.

Zhao Benshan: Is this the case? I have dinner today and check out tomorrow.

Shenyang: How about white stripes?

Zhao Benshan: Not an IOU. We all have money. (Send 100 Yuan)

Shenyang: What's this?

Zhao Benshan: I'll give you a hint.

Shenyang: God, you are so handsome.

Zhao Benshan: The guests have arrived. You should hold it for me when I order. I want to order something expensive.

Shenyang: Did I tell you?

Zhao Benshan: You know so well!

Duck egg: Grandpa, I'm hungry.

Zhao Benshan: Are there any noodles here?

Small Shenyang: A bowl of 78 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: So expensive? What noodles?

Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy.

Zhao Benshan: Is bittern expensive?

Small Shenyang: Halogen seeds are free.

Zhao Benshan: Let's start with a bowl of marinated seeds, and have a leisurely time!

Shenyang: Oh, grandpa, I want to order noodles for free!

(Little Shenyang goes out to get halogen seeds)

Shenyang: Here comes the halogen!

Duck egg: it's too salty

Zhao Benshan: Is there any water? Drink a bowl of water.

Small Shenyang: Free water.

Zhao Benshan: Just plain water.

Zhao Benshan (Duck eggs eat bittern): Miss Bi from the Avenue of Stars will be here soon. You have to win my face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa trained you for more than 40 years.

Duck egg: Grandpa, how old am I?

Zhao Benshan: I trained your father for more than thirty years. Your father is a semi-finished product and became a cultural stationmaster. You should have confidence! Make a decision!

Duck egg: I appointed Hong Hushui, wave after wave, wave after wave, and I took pictures of my father on the beach! (Old Bi enters the stage)

Small Shenyang: Oh, oh, mom, aren't you that person? You are that, no, Bai, Lao Bi! Are you Mr. Bi? Teacher Bi is here! Oh, my God, somebody, it's time to run!

Zhao Benshan: Why, what are you arguing about, being bitten by a wolf?

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi took it for me.

Bi Fujian: I'm looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station.

Zhao Benshan: You found the right one. This is Zhao Tiezhu's father.

Duck egg: Zhao Tiezhu is my father.

Zhao Benshan: Isn't that why you're here?