A funny copy that challenges your smile.

1. What is maturity? Your mother didn't rush you, so you put on long pants! What is youth? Your mother urges you, but you still don't wear long pants!

I don't want to show off anything from the initial 3,000 yuan to the present millions. I just want to tell you that the happiness of landlords mainly depends on luck.

Just now, someone told me that "you will be the richest man in the world". It feels like life is spoiled and boring.

4. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "father loves like a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

Seeing that the boss fell asleep in the rocking chair, the proprietress gave him a leg, and I instantly felt so loving. I couldn't bear to disturb them, so I gently took two cans of Wangzai and left.

6. My son was brought back by the property manager. The property manager said, "Your son is too naughty to change the bulletin board, which seriously hinders our work." I scolded my son, "What have you changed?" The property manager said, "The bulletin board says snow sweeping notice, but he changed it to mine sweeping notice."

7. Anger at the crown is a kind of beauty. Beauty smiles for money!

Eight. Since I saw your household registration photo, I realized that it was so simple to give up a person I like.

One day in class, a girl asked for leave from her teacher, and a buddy followed her for no reason, which surprised everyone. When I came back at noon, I saw his QQ status changed to: "Today, I lost a lot of people. I was sleepy in class and suddenly saw a classmate take a bag and leave. " I thought the class was over, so I left with my bag. "

10. League of Legends broke up many couples, and Meitu Xiu Xiu also engaged in a lot of online dating.

1 1. Every day, the heart is full, the sleep is insufficient, the IQ is insufficient, and the heart is full and the balance is insufficient.

12. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, you will also ... "I will score according to the difficulty coefficient of your movements before entering the water and the size of the spray after entering the water."

13. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

14. According to research, 90% of boys can't find the reason why their girlfriends are angry, and the rest 10% can't even tell if they are angry!

Fifteen. I bought a bottle of iced black tea and won six bottles in a row. Do you think this is a good thing? How can I get six bottles of iced black tea without a lid?

15. My mother looked at a relative's beautiful daughter and said to me: Her face looks like it has been done. Your face looks like it's done!

17. Some people like to make friends for a little thing. They have to take photos for half an hour, and the most important thing is that they think they look like that!

18. I remember when I was at school, I was often teased by the boys behind me. At that time, I didn't dare to resist or tell the teacher. Mom and dad, after all, I am the only boy in the class who wears this thing.

19. The most terrible thing about shopping is that you said a price with trepidation. It's hard for the boss to agree instantly! Go on a blind date tomorrow. Who knows a plastic surgeon? I don't ask much, just make it look like my photo!

2 1. Life will make you miserable for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

22. Be brave to pursue the person you like, so that you will know that there is far more than one person who refuses you.

23. I'm only in my twenties. Love can arrive later, but delivery can't be later.

Twenty-four We agreed to grow old together, but you secretly roasted oil.