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Talking about riding a horse

You saved up for months to buy an Apple mobile phone.

I bought a bike with the money I saved.

You said I was stupid and rich, and my brain was kicked by a donkey.

You always go to various nightclubs and parties at night.

I always invite some friends to go cycling at night.

You said I didn't know how to enjoy life, and life was monotonous.

You have a lot of clothes, so you can wear them for a week.

I'm wearing either cycling clothes or sportswear.

You called me tasteless and sloppy.

Make up before you go out.

I always use a bottle of Dabao to solve all my problems.

You said I didn't pay attention to my image and didn't trim my appearance.

You are very concerned about your hairstyle, for fear that it will be messed up by the wind.

And I'm wearing a helmet and I don't have any hair.

You said I was faking, grandstanding.

During holidays, you often travel by car.

I will travel by bike forever.

You said I was stupid, and I was reluctant to spend money on the bus.

I ride a bike, and many people call me an idiot. I smiled.

because ..

When you complain about traffic jams,

I successfully reached my destination by bike.

When you are bloated,

My figure is the same as when I was 20 years old.

When you have a cold and a fever all day,

I don't know how long it's been since I went to the hospital pharmacy.

When you complain about the complexity of professional relationships,

I have gained a large group of like-minded friends.

I want to say:

Riding is a life attitude and a strength.

It will make us better, stronger and more beautiful.

When we get old!

You may have to sit in a wheelchair and stare at the sky.

I'm still riding my bike, climbing mountains and mountains.

Who is SB, time and facts will prove everything …