The Want Want Snow Cake Bag in my pocket betrayed me. What is the full text of this classic?

I always thought that as long as I hid, no beautiful woman would recognize me as a handsome boy. However, I was wrong. A cool guy like me is like a firefly in the dark and a beetle in the field, so bright and outstanding. In particular, my melancholy eyes, messy hair style, four and a half pieces of red dragon in my mouth, and half a pack of Wangwang snow cakes exposed in my pocket all betrayed me deeply.

This sentence is adapted from the lines in Lingling Paint made in Stephen Chow. The original line is: do you think you can't find you if you hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply.

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Lingling Lacquer (Stephen Chow) National Reserve Agent. Because he was abandoned by his superiors for a long time, he became a meat seller. One day, a priceless dinosaur skull was lost by a golden gunman (Huang Jinjiang) wearing armor all over. General Nan decided to send Ling Ling Qi to take back the dinosaur skull. Da Wenxi (Luo Jiaying), who is also a lonely agent, conveys the task to Ling Lingqi and invents all kinds of crazy weapons and props for him.

Lingling follows the clue to find the contact person Li Xiangqin (Anita Yuen). They later searched for clues in the residence of the suspect and wealthy businessman Lai Youwei, but they were attacked by a group of people. Lingling was shot and injured, but he suddenly found that the bullet in his body belonged to Li Xiangqin, and realized that Li Xiangqin was a killer sent by the golden gunman. But after a deadly battle, they developed feelings, and Li Xiangqin turned to cooperate with Lingling.

Later, the identity of the golden shooter was exposed. He was originally General Nan who appointed Ling Lingqi to come to Hong Kong. At the end of the story, Lingling got rid of the golden gunner with her exquisite meat knife skills.