Funny copywriting suitable for friends circle.

1. 1 If you are angry, you want to eat. 1 If you eat, you will gain meat. 1 If you gain meat, you will get angry.

2. The highest level of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, watching TV and wanting to do homework.

If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow. In the dead of night, I think of that sentence: the soul is supported by grievances.

I am not as perfect and powerful as you think, and money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

Asking others to pay back the money is like unrequited love, and you will always feel embarrassed when you say it. When you get up the courage to say it, it becomes like confession. Maybe you don't even have friends!

6. Some people say: "Men have money, and there are Pan Jinlian everywhere; When women chat on WeChat, there will always be Ximen Qing! This sentence still makes sense in today's society.

7. I'm blind only because I took one more look at you in the crowd.

8. I want to be a stinky tofu-like man, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

9. A man was worried that his home would be stolen when he was on vacation, so he put 200 yuan on the living room table and left a note for the thief: Don't bother, I can't find any money in our home, let alone you. Here's your change for 200 yuan. Next door, their family is the director of a bureau, and they dare not report the case if they have money. When he came back from vacation, he found that the money on the table had become 20000! On the back of the note he left for the thief was written: "Please accept your information fee".

10. Time is a butcher knife. Tell it to handsome people. For those ugly ones, time can't do anything about them.

Whether I pay attention to image depends on our relationship.

12. Get up in the morning and toss a coin. Surfing the Internet on the front, sleeping on the back, and getting up for class. Forget it when you think about it later. It's too risky

13. As a foodie, I have worked hard. Don't ask me why, I just want to help me pick up food, and then no one dares to turn over the table.

14. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

15. Men like women's pretty faces, and women like men's sweet words, so women learn to make up and men learn to lie.

16. I went from nothing to assets over 100 million, from family to luxury villas. I didn't rely on others, I came up with it bit by bit.

17. The crab bumped into the loach while walking, and the loach cursed, "Are you blind?" The crab said, "No, I'm a crab."

18. From primary school to college, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

19. After breaking up, maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, better in figure, gentler and more virtuous than me, but can she be blind than me?

20. There are always a group of invisible friends who lie on your friends list like dead people and occasionally change their epitaphs.

2 1. Be a mature person, put autumn clothes into autumn trousers and autumn trousers into socks!