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What experiences have made you feel embarrassed and buried?

1. When I went out on a rainy day and saw my uncle who was still selling vegetables on the roadside, I thought it was not easy to buy all his vegetables. I hope he will go home early, I don't want to change. Then I went to the usual restaurant, and only ordered a 2 liang rice and a stir-fried dish. The uncle who sells vegetables came in and added two meats, one vegetable and two beers directly. When he sees me, do you want to eat together? I ~ ~ ~

2, go to my boyfriend's house for dinner, in order to show that I eat less, let my boyfriend compact when he has a full meal. My boyfriend is very used to returning to the table after dinner. He slipped on the ground and didn't hold it. The bowl fell on the marble floor and split in two. The bowl of rice has been rolled on the ground for countless times and has not been scattered. He also called twice.

Go to my sister's house and sit on the sofa watching TV and eating fruit after dinner. My sister instructed my brother-in-law to cut the remaining watermelons in the kitchen and serve them on the table. There is not enough food on the table. My sister's parents-in-law were also there, and her mother-in-law said a big sentence: I asked him to throw a garbage and give a red envelope. He really listened to you. Sister said: Why don't you pick up the fruit skin?

The child has learned to speak recently. He saw me hitting mosquitoes and asked me what I was doing. I said to kill bugs. On this day, the mother-in-law came to see the child, and the father of the child also joined in the fun and insisted on being close to the child. Bao Xiao struggled to break free and kept saying: Kill dad, kill dad. Grandma's face ~

5. Bao Xiao again. When I went out, my local relatives picked me up by car. Bao Xiao didn't know whether he was excited or ate too much. He keeps farting. In cold weather, there is no window or air conditioner in the car, which makes me smoke badly. Then Bao Xiao farted again and again, loud and long. His father and I looked at the relatives driving in front awkwardly and said, I want to say that these farts are all made by children. Can you believe it?